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A Joke - Hoon - 12-08-2005
So this bipolar guy walks off a plane clutching his backpack and claiming it's a bomb and the air marshall says to him.....
Stop me if you've heard this one..
- Mad - 12-08-2005
Five shots, did they all hit center of mass or was it two to the chest and three to the head?
- Hoon - 12-08-2005
I don't know about all that... but Al Jazeera is reporting that after the air marshalls shot him, they had sex with the corpse.
Man, those wacky Al Jazeerians, their news is fabricated but so edgey that you almost wish it WAS true.
- Mad - 12-08-2005
It's not gay if you're fucking a corpse.
- Goatweed - 12-08-2005
I like the idea that these air marshalls arent playing games.
and for such an overmedicated country, how are people still using the "he forgot to take his meds" excuse?
- Buttmunch - 12-08-2005
They should shoot ever tenth passenger, at random, that way everyone will be on their best behavior!
- Hoon - 12-08-2005
the wife should be jailed for 90 days for even letting the cock sucker get on the plane, knowing he was psychotic AND neglecting his meds.
everyone knows the only time a wife is not supposed to snitch on her husband is after he's beaten her.