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i am a sales god - diceisgod - 12-17-2005
DIG goes green soon to be purple
- IrishAlkey - 12-17-2005
I assumed you were unemployed.
- diceisgod - 12-17-2005
Fool!
- Danked - 12-17-2005
Actually, a lot of drug users are both employed and considered respectable members of society!
Right, DIG?
- diceisgod - 12-17-2005
Yes, employed
- GonzoStyle - 12-17-2005
would you like to supersize that for an additional 40 cents?
yes.
BOOM!
- Mad - 12-17-2005
That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.
So how's the coffee?
- diceisgod - 12-17-2005
that's about right
- GonzoStyle - 12-17-2005
fuck you, that's my name!!!
- diceisgod - 12-23-2005
OH YEAH! WELL DID YOU JUST GO PURPLE FUCK FACE!
- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2005
I am without a doubt a better sales god than you, don't even test that theory.
- diceisgod - 12-23-2005
no i am indeed more full of shit than you
- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2005
You aren't even in the same category of bullshit artist that I am, you may good but you'll always be second best as long as i'm around.
- diceisgod - 12-23-2005
What do you sell? Houses? You might as well push around an apple cart. Sell software to a bunch of cheap fucking kike bankers then try to match bullshit with me.
- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2005
I have sold pretty much everything under the sun my boy, when you can make a living selling shitty kitchen knives or vacuum cleaners... DOOR TO DOOR!
come holler at me.
- diceisgod - 12-23-2005
I've been trained by the king. Check him out: http://www.intellworks.com/ronbook.htm
- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2005
zig ziglar, is the only true sales teacher, everyone else is a phoney.
- diceisgod - 12-23-2005
If your company ever gets the chance to bring lavine onsite tell them to do it. He'll blow you away he's so good.
- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2005
shelly "the machine" levine!!!
- Hawt Baux - 12-23-2005
I saw green to purple and got excited.
Alas, he was not talking about the infected track marks on his arm.