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+--- Thread: Where's the sarcasm? - What ever happened to witty repartees? (/showthread.php?tid=1121)
- Street Angel - 04-05-2002
i've been noticing that my sarcasm hasn't been going over very well lately, especially with men. whatever happened to those days of witty repartee? conversing with someone where you challege eachother? why must everything be so serious all the time? i need someone i can be silly, intelligent, sarcastic and witty and of course serious with. someone who'll appreciate my sarcastic ways and put me in my place with a good comeback. i'm so tired of guys who get all pissy if i make a smartass remark. i'm a very sarcastic little bitch. i like to play, i love teasing and i crave battles of the mind. why can't I find that?
- fbd - 04-05-2002
you cant find it because you're talking to the wrong people.there are tons of guys who are and can appreciate another smartass.look, and you will find
- FNMoron - 04-05-2002
Quote:you cant find it because you're talking to the wrong people.there are tons of guys who are and can appreciate another smartass.look, and you will findand here we see the young Peacock fanning out his feathers....
- Galt - 04-05-2002
show me your bush.
- Kid Afrika - 04-05-2002
Quote:Where's the sarcasm?Apparently, it's in my pants. Want to see?
- Maynard - 04-05-2002
I certainly hope you're not looking for it on a message board where you need to add [sarcasm] to make a joke.
Too bad most people here miss it too. Maybe its just the same mentality carrying over. Who knows. Hopefully that will change.
- Kid Afrika - 04-05-2002
next time you cry "you don't know me", I'm gonna redirect the thread to your post above...
- FNMoron - 04-05-2002
Kid... i dare you to hijack this thread.... go on... i double dare you :p
- Sephiroth - 04-05-2002
Excuse me, but, who the flaming-flying-pope-on-a-rope are you, and why should I give a fuck what your insipid little mind thinks?
- Street Angel - 04-05-2002
Quote:Excuse me, but, who the flaming-flying-pope-on-a-rope are you, and why should I give a fuck what your insipid little mind thinks?
i am me and you should worship me and give me exactly what i want or i'll gut you like a fish. my insipid little mind demands it of you
- Danked - 04-05-2002
I like her. She's funny.
- The Sleeper - 04-05-2002
Careful people, she's from the streets!
- Sephiroth - 04-05-2002
Im so sorry that I could not find any sarcasm in all of your 10 posts. If you're going to have a messianic complex, have something noteworthy under your belt first you fucking dolt.
- LZMF1 - 04-05-2002
Quote:i am me and you should worship me and give me exactly what i want or i'll gut you like a fish. my insipid little mind demands it of you
me, myself, and i think that she thinks that she's a tough little cookie using such a horrible and sarcastic tone.
Edited By LZMF1 on April 04 2002 at 8:27
- Street Angel - 04-05-2002
oh gee sephiroth, i'm sooooooooooo sorry my posts don't meet your standards. please please spank me and put me in my place. hopefully one day i can be as cool as you
- Kid Afrika - 04-05-2002
no chance. not ever. sephiroth is teh kewlest!
- McBourbon - 04-05-2002
When did Seph become a woman hater too? And I get it, Street. But I'm your new stalker....so I can't comment much more than that. I just have to stare at your ass and dream as I drool uncontrolably on myself.
- Hey Ladi - 04-05-2002
Quote:please please spank me and put me in my place.No! Cause you'd probably like it
- Sephiroth - 04-05-2002
Quote:When did Seph become a woman hater too?
Im not a woman hater, I just hate women who think that just because they have a cunt, they are better than the rest of us.
As for you toots, I would spank you if I was dying of Ebola and I had to beat the cure out of you.
- Street Angel - 04-05-2002
Quote:I would spank you if I was dying of Ebola and I had to beat the cure out of you.
ah i get it, gay. ok