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I just saw something thats absolutely brilliant - GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
I just got a resume and I am amazed at how brilliant it is because it's written in the third person, I wish I could post it.
- Ken'sPen - 02-21-2006
maybe the guy is illiterate,
and his mommy wrote it for him......
THAT would not be brilliant.
- GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
That would be delicious
- Goatweed - 02-21-2006
is he hired?
- Ken'sPen - 02-21-2006
brilliant would be the man who would post this resume for us.
- GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
Goatweed Wrote:is he hired?
I'm gonna call him later, I bet he talks like The Rock.
- Hoon - 02-21-2006
Stolen right from under me.
- Ken'sPen - 02-21-2006
For crossing the finish line second....
Hoon just got the Silver.
- Goatweed - 02-21-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:is he hired?
I'm gonna call him later, I bet he talks like The Rock.
if he does you know you gotta hire him, right? the comedy fodder you'll get from him will be priceless.
- Hoon - 02-21-2006
When he fucks up, you could suplex him onto the cold........hard......concrete.
- GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
Ok heres a snippet.
Quote:Mr. ******* has demonstrated many innovative and progressive management techniques in areas, now Mr. ****** seeks to work for you.
HE DOESNT LIST THE AREAS!!!
He's that fuckin cool!
- Ken'sPen - 02-21-2006
Hoon Wrote:When he fucks up, you could suplex him onto the cold........hard......concrete.
Gonzo would be his manager,
so it would be more appropriate for him to yell in his ear with a blow horn,
like the mouth of the south.
- Hoon - 02-21-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:Ok heres a snippet.
Quote:Mr. ******* has demonstrated many innovative and progressive management techniques in areas, now Mr. ****** seeks to work for you.
HE DOESNT LIST THE AREAS!!!
He's that fuckin cool!
It would be great if the ****** was SALIZAR!
Case sensitive, too... spelled with caps and exclamation points!!