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My next consulting project - Galt - 03-10-2006
Is going to be overseeing the shutting down of a call center and laying off 1,500 people
Mwuah ha ha
- Keyser Soze - 03-10-2006
greed is good
- Arpikarhu - 03-10-2006
you should make it a condition that you get to fire each one individually
- Keyser Soze - 03-10-2006
call center survivor contest!
- Galt - 03-10-2006
I need to come up with a good catch phrase.
- Keyser Soze - 03-10-2006
GET THE FUCK OUT!
- IrishAlkey - 03-10-2006
NO CALLS FOR YOU!
- Galt - 03-10-2006
"Can everyone who plans on showing up to work tommorrow please levitate 3 feet above the ground"
- IrishAlkey - 03-10-2006
David Blaine will make you look the fool.
- Galt - 03-10-2006
We're moving our office, to India!
- IrishAlkey - 03-10-2006
Yeah, if you could move your desks to the basement, that would be great.
- Keyser Soze - 03-10-2006
auf wiedersehen!
- IrishAlkey - 03-10-2006
Hypothetically, if you had to learn a Middle Eastern language, then learn to speak English while covering up the fact you have a horrible accent, how long would that take?
- Galt - 03-10-2006
I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is: You're all fired. The good news is: I'm going to get a promotion because of it!
- Gooch - 03-10-2006
don't forget the set of steak knives.
- IrishAlkey - 03-10-2006
How does it feel to be at the bottom of the food chain?
- Galt - 03-10-2006
I can't wait to break out the repeating-everything-they-say-in-a-mocking-tone gimmick, maybe even adding a few "waah wahh"s and "mier mier"s to it.
- IrishAlkey - 03-10-2006
If I ever get fired, I'd be honored to have you do it.
- Galt - 03-10-2006
"You have five minutes to convince me not to fire you without using the letter 'e'."
- IrishAlkey - 03-10-2006
That's a winner!