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LMFAO!1 - Charles Manson - 08-15-2006
So I walk out of my apartment bld to go to my car to grab something and I forget my damn keys to the apt. So I can't get back in, so this little old lady comes out of just inside the first door to where the mailboxes are. I'm standing there and I wait for her to make her move to open the door . Just as it's ready to shut and I walk through she grabs me and scream as she's trying to push me out: "OH NOOOO!!! AHHHH!!" So I bowl right past here and tell her. "I live right down the hall get the hell off me, ma'am." Then she SCREAMS, bloodcurdingly, "YOU DON"T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!1" So I laugh and walk down the hall to my apartment as she trails me, I'm like "I live right here apartment number 12 go ahead and report me if you want." And that's it. FUN-FUCKING-NY.
- drusilla - 08-15-2006
how'd you get back into your apartment?
- Mad - 08-15-2006
Junkies can get into anything.
- Charles Manson - 08-15-2006
i got locked out the apt building not my actual apt which was unlocked.
- drusilla - 08-15-2006
lucky you
- Charles Manson - 08-15-2006
if she had tits like yours I'd let her touch me all she liked
- drusilla - 08-15-2006
it would be a win/win situation!
- GonzoStyle - 08-15-2006
When I am in philly we'll pay this cunt a visit.
- Charles Manson - 08-15-2006
I'm still talking to myself over this incident and that pig. Most people i think would have forgotten about it or never even have worried about it to start with, but I'm still in a rage. This will be on my mind for months just like every other "major" episode in my life. I have some serious issues I think.
- Mad - 08-15-2006
Next time you see her, kick her in the cunt like you're punting.
Godspeed.
- Charles Manson - 08-15-2006
if you weren't here this place would suck
- GonzoStyle - 08-16-2006
oh so it's HIM thats come between us, I see.
I bet if Mad was passin through philly you'd greet him at the bus station like a 2 bit whore.
- Charles Manson - 08-16-2006
I don't visit my own mother and I haven't talked to my sister in over 15 years. Who are you again?
- TheGMANN - 08-16-2006
Don't you love how nosey fucking neighbors have to stick their fucking noses into little minor shit things like this.....but meanwhile if something major happened in your building all of a sudden no one would have seen nothing.
You should have spit on the old bitch and told her to mind her own business.
- Charles Manson - 08-17-2006
She's gots big guts i'll give her that. If I was a thug I could have cracked her head open like it was a cantelope.