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- Sean Cold - 01-18-2002
Here are my top ten reasons to hate Gooch! Feel free to add at will peeps, for this is a interactive thread for all!
10) Got his name from an inane Differn' Strokes character.
9) personally resposible for the Great Twinkee Shortage of 2000
8) Not only does he reek out a Brooklyn bathroom, but denies it as well.
7) Two words: Massive sweating
6) He actually has a tape of me with my fuckin pants down. No, I will not "buy" it off of you, damn it! You won't make it disapear, liar!
5) willingly smoked weed with Skank! damn you, man, damn you!
4) Likes to claim that your friendly nieghborhood admin {me, tools) spilt a beer on him on purpose! Like I would waste a beer like that!
3) once you turn your back or leave, he gets all the hot chicks and body shots! damn you, now you're "my hero"!
2) Tequilla was his secret santa. Nuff said!
and the number one reason to hate gooch is....
:::drum roll:::
1) Have you seen him? Come on, of course you can!
- Sephiroth - 01-18-2002
If you make a valid point in a argument, he'll spout some psuedo-pyschological bullshit that he read in a textbood ten years ago! Gooch never loses! He is far superior to you petty mortals! Bow before Gooch and give him a blood sacrifice!
- Maynard - 01-18-2002
Hey Sean, you're asking us to do the impossible. Can we instead make a list of the reasons we LIKE Gooch? I think that list is doable.
- Brokenjaw - 01-18-2002
11. ruins all the "All You Can Eat Buffets" for everyone else.
- Sluggo - 01-18-2002
Too fuckin' cheap to buy rolling papers.
:fuggin:
- JAYMOHRBUDDY - 01-18-2002
Sephiroth Wrote:If you make a valid point in a argument, he'll spout some psuedo-pyschological bullshit that he read in a textbood ten years ago! Gooch never loses! He is far superior to you petty mortals! Bow before Gooch and give him a blood sacrifice!He would rather have the animal u sacrificed to a snack...screw the blood.
- Sean Cold - 01-18-2002
Quote:Hey Sean, you're asking us to do the impossible. Can we instead make a list of the reasons we LIKE Gooch? I think that list is doable
Dude, name 5 valid ones and I will give you a whole 2 more cookies!
- Sluggo - 01-18-2002
I think the gay guy forgot these...
[sarcasm][/sarcasm]
:fuggin:
- JAYMOHRBUDDY - 01-18-2002
12. Everytime he washes ashore,he disturbs the marine police
cause they have to help his soapy ass back into the water.
- Brokenjaw - 01-18-2002
Sean Cold Wrote:Why I like the GoochQuote:Hey Sean, you're asking us to do the impossible. Can we instead make a list of the reasons we LIKE Gooch? I think that list is doable
Dude, name 5 valid ones and I will give you a whole 2 more cookies!
1. When I stand next to Gooch, I look skiny
2. When standing next to Gooch at a bar, I am defanintly the guy the girls are gonna talk to.
3. When I needed a tarp to cover the fron of my house when i was redoing the roof, he gave me one of his shirts
4. He knows the best places to eat.
5. He's good to make of fun of.
- JAYMOHRBUDDY - 01-18-2002
6. Hes great at the beach when u need somebody to block the sun.
- virgingrrl - 01-18-2002
you guys are terrible, be nice to gooch! :pissed:
- PollyannaFlower46 - 01-18-2002
No matter what, you'll always look better in your swimsuit...
- Maynard - 01-18-2002
Top 5 reasons to LIKE the Gooch:
1. He's a loyal friend.
2. He's funny as hell.
3. Supreme intellegence. (fuck off slugboy)
4. He's a sexy motherfucker.
5. He can change my status.
Edited By Maynard on Jan. 17 2002 at 10:50
- Sluggo - 01-18-2002
Maynard Wrote:Top 5 reasons to LIKE the Gooch:As far as I'm concerned that's only 4...
1. He's a loyal friend.
2. He's funny as hell.
3. Incredible wit.
4. He's a sexy motherfucker.
5. He can change my status.
2&3 are pretty much the same in my book.
:fuggin:
- JAYMOHRBUDDY - 01-18-2002
Sluggo Wrote:Loyal friend??? Yeah friends steal their friends lunches...i forgotQuote:Top 5 reasons to LIKE the Gooch:.
1. He's a loyal friend.
2. He's funny as hell.
3. Incredible wit.
4. He's a sexy motherfucker.
5. He can change my status.
- Gooch - 01-18-2002
virgingrrl Wrote:you guys are terrible, be nice to gooch! :pissed:Thanks, VG.
Sean:
Ahhh, you make funny. I've had it easy a long time. Very few ever put me in the barrel (yeah, like i'd fit)...so this is a first. Thanks, I'm honored.
As for JMB...
![[Image: tacobelljmb.jpg]](http://www.blazingconcepts.com/img/tacobelljmb.jpg)
- virgingrrl - 01-18-2002
Quote:Thanks, VG.
see, im a nice grrl :love:
- Kid A - 01-18-2002
virgingrrl Wrote:uh huh, keep telling yourself that one...Quote:Thanks, VG.
see, im a nice grrl :love:
- virgingrrl - 01-18-2002
Quote:uh huh, keep telling yourself that one...
why would you ever say such a thing?
i try and try and try...and nothing is ever good enough....