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Don't drink 2 huge table spoon of coffee - GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
not a good idea, I am so freaking out right now... I pressed the backspace key like 40 times so far cause my fingers are jumpy. Oh my god, this is amazing, my hearts gonna explode and I cant stop laughing, my heads spinning!!!!
I just laughed and a huge piece of snot flew out of my nose, im crying now!!!
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
this is not going well
- Mad - 10-11-2006
Ride it out, faggot.
- Goatweed - 10-11-2006
Youre supposed to use a heaping TEASPOON of coffee when you make instant. Duh!
go drink a shitload of water & hope you can dilute the caffeine in your body.
- Luna - 10-11-2006
instant coffee?? that's just WRONG?
- Goatweed - 10-11-2006
agreed, although in a pinch it's better than nothing.
- Ken'sPen - 10-11-2006
I pulled a Great White North and made a Coffee sandwich in college, when pulling an all nighter.
dumbest thing I ever did.
- Goatweed - 10-11-2006
that doesn't sound palatable at all. yuck.
kinda crunchy, no?
- Ken'sPen - 10-11-2006
yup,
I put butter on the bread to help it slide down.
I don't recall if it was instant or regular coffee.
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
MY BRAIN IS MELTING AND YOU'RE DEBATING INSATNT COFFEE!!!
I KNOW IT SUCKS, IM AT WORK, WE DONT HAVE ALL THE WORK AT HOME WHERE WE CAN BE MAKING FUCKIN THE HOME MADE FRESH STUFF, OK JULES!!!!
my heart is on fire!!!
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
Goatweed Wrote:Youre supposed to use a heaping TEASPOON of coffee when you make instant. Duh!
go drink a shitload of water & hope you can dilute the caffeine in your body.
i thought it said table spoon!!!!
- Goatweed - 10-11-2006
DO YOU SEE A SIGN OUT FRONT THAT SAYS 'DEAD EGGPLANT FUCKER STORAGE' ???
- Luna - 10-11-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:MY BRAIN IS MELTING AND YOU'RE DEBATING INSATNT COFFEE!!!oh goodness, you remind me of Beavis after he eats a few candy bars.
I KNOW IT SUCKS, IM AT WORK, WE DONT HAVE ALL THE WORK AT HOME WHERE WE CAN BE MAKING FUCKIN THE HOME MADE FRESH STUFF, OK JULES!!!!
my heart is on fire!!!
SOMEBODY CALL THE MEDICS!!!
you poor thing.
- Ken'sPen - 10-11-2006
I hope he dies.....
seriously,
I want his heart to explode.
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
it feels like my brain is swimming in raw sewage and my finger are cold, I can't stop laughing!!!!
thank god no one is here right now, my face is all teary eyed and snots coming from my nose and I think im about to pee myself.
- Luna - 10-11-2006
Maybe he needs a Royale with cheese, Jules?
- Ken'sPen - 10-11-2006
If he dies,
does anyone know how to contact Arpi,
so we can laugh about it?
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
I JSUT EMAILED THE WRONG REPORTS TO THE WRONG PEOPLE, IM FUCKED!!! OH MY GOD WHAT IF SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME NOW..
WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
my hands are freezing cold and I just tried to get up to go pee and I had a case of vertigo, i'm gonna pee in my water bottle.
- Luna - 10-11-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:I JSUT EMAILED THE WRONG REPORTS TO THE WRONG PEOPLE, IM FUCKED!!! OH MY GOD WHAT IF SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME NOW..just call your cell phone and keep making a new recording or play solitaire and talk on the phone like you're with a client.
WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS
Nobody will ever be the wiser.