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If I had sex with Oleander...... - Ken'sPen - 10-26-2006
I'd be all abusive and shit.......
I'd make her tell me that she's an ugly little pig who wants my cock,
shit like that.
- Goatweed - 10-26-2006
would you also ask her to remove her dentures?
- white oleander - 10-26-2006
id say all those things to you ken
but itd cost you more than you could make in a year
- Ken'sPen - 10-26-2006
Yeah,
but like I'd tell her to take them out,
or I'll knock them out.
and I'd lube her ass with her ben gay when I finger bang her.
- white oleander - 10-26-2006
for an extra £100 id spit them into your mouth
youd have to tell me what a *ben gay* is. there would be a language barrier
- GonzoStyle - 10-26-2006
why is there a pound sign on my fuckin board!
- Luna - 10-26-2006
omg. this reminds me of the KensPen Cum Slap.
- faceman802 - 10-26-2006
the pound doesn't go as far as it used to, what with the euro around and everything
- white oleander - 10-26-2006
coz there is a fuckin brit at your board
- Ken'sPen - 10-26-2006
I forgot,
who was it that I cum slapped?
- Luna - 10-26-2006
Ken'sPen Wrote:I forgot,I don't remember.
who was it that I cum slapped?
- GonzoStyle - 10-26-2006
white oleander Wrote:coz there is a fuckin brit at your board
I've had a brit here before but lets stick to dollars, none of this crazy foreign currency.
- white oleander - 10-26-2006
petition
- GonzoStyle - 10-26-2006
This board is on american soil, if you want to be a member of our society you should have the decency to abide by our rules and learn the language.
- Ken'sPen - 10-26-2006
If I fucked Oleander,
when I was done,
I'd cum slap her so hard, I'd knock her to the ground,
and then I'd laugh.
- faceman802 - 10-26-2006
I love gonzo when he gets all amerocentric
- Luna - 10-26-2006
all these boards are minnie dictatorships.
- white oleander - 10-26-2006
i considered putting a $ sign, but then why would i be paying ken in $. surely someone would have picked up on that
- GonzoStyle - 10-26-2006
no one woulda cared
- Ken'sPen - 10-26-2006
white oleander Wrote:i considered putting a $ sign, but then why would i be paying ken in $. surely someone would have picked up on that
you are so fucking stupid and ugly,
but at least you know that YOU would be paying for it.
dipshit.