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Colon Pure - GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

I have been taking this stuff since monday and it is fuckin fantabulous, i've been shitting like 3-4 times a day.

Plus it tastes like lemonade, so i'd drink it for the fuck of it cause it tastes good.

The poops just slide out like a spic through the border, pffft pow!

I had like a can of tuna, a salad, an apple and orange, and 2 protein drinks on monday. Yet I shat so much, you'd think a pack of bears broke into my house and shit everywhere.

I loves me my shit.

- virgingrrl - 11-08-2006

ew.

i honestly hate poop talk.
yet, everyone i know loves it.

- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

it's so amazing, cause i'm pooping so much it's obviously poop that's been logged up there.

Plus it stanks like 10x worse than regular poop, just stanky nasty poop flowing out, it is glorious.

- Goatweed - 11-08-2006

if you arent eating much, how are you shitting so much? are you shitting your intestines out or something?

- BirdyP - 11-08-2006

virgingrrl Wrote:ew.

i honestly hate poop talk.
yet, everyone i know loves it.

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- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

Goatweed Wrote:if you arent eating much, how are you shitting so much? are you shitting your intestines out or something?

Probably all that backed up poo which my insides couldnt handle when I was gluttoning myself on taco bell and kennedy fried chicken.

- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

BirdyP Wrote:
virgingrrl Wrote:ew.

i honestly hate poop talk.
yet, everyone i know loves it.

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- virgingrrl - 11-08-2006

BirdyP Wrote:
virgingrrl Wrote:ew.

i honestly hate poop talk.
yet, everyone i know loves it.

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im not even going to look.

- Goatweed - 11-08-2006

I might give this a try...is it OTC and/or expensive?

- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

I got it at the GNC when I was picking up soap and vitamins. It's called "colon pure", its a powder and it costs like 6 bucks for a decent sized jar, plus the 2nd jar was 50% off. On top of that I also have the 20% discount from my gnc card, so in the end they actually owed me money.

- Goatweed - 11-08-2006

I gotta swing by there today for a new shaker, I'll take a look & see if they have it.

- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

ask them "hey i wanna poop like a fuckin gorilla, where's the stuff?"

I had 1/2 a cup of cottage cheese in the morning and I pooped twice already, which looked like a fuckin baby walrus got gutted.

- TheGMANN - 11-08-2006

GonzoStyle Wrote:I got it at the GNC when I was picking up soap and vitamins. It's called "colon pure", its a powder and it costs like 6 bucks for a decent sized jar, plus the 2nd jar was 50% off. On top of that I also have the 20% discount from my gnc card, so in the end they actually owed me money.


I just got a mental pic in my head of you online buying your shit powder, the clerk ringing it up, and this shocked look on his face, and then him having to hand you like $10.

It made me giggle.

- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

TheGMANN Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:I got it at the GNC when I was picking up soap and vitamins. It's called "colon pure", its a powder and it costs like 6 bucks for a decent sized jar, plus the 2nd jar was 50% off. On top of that I also have the 20% discount from my gnc card, so in the end they actually owed me money.


I just got a mental pic in my head of you online buying your shit powder, the clerk ringing it up, and this shocked look on his face, and then him having to hand you like $10.

It made me giggle.

you are so e-deep you can't even seperate "on line".

- Galt - 11-08-2006

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- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

actually I noticed it said 1 teaspoon, not 2.

but still its awesome

- drusilla - 11-08-2006

TheGMANN Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:I got it at the GNC when I was picking up soap and vitamins. It's called "colon pure", its a powder and it costs like 6 bucks for a decent sized jar, plus the 2nd jar was 50% off. On top of that I also have the 20% discount from my gnc card, so in the end they actually owed me money.


I just got a mental pic in my head of you online buying your shit powder, the clerk ringing it up, and this shocked look on his face, and then him having to hand you like $10.

It made me giggle.


where in the e world do you ever get handed anything?

- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

Like I said, he is so e-deep he can't even seperate "on line".

- drusilla - 11-08-2006

he really is a lost cause

- Keyser Soze - 11-08-2006

i don't know if you're supposed to be shitting that often.