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I'm such a silly bitch - GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

I bought some of those icy/hot sleeves for my knees and I also got these like thermal patches for heat.

So I put one of those patches on at work and after a closer look, turns out these are for menstrual cramps. You stick the patch on above your cunt, behind the panties.

I stuck it on my knee, wonder what will happen now.

- Luna - 11-08-2006

your claves will start bleeding.

- Luna - 11-08-2006

oops, I meant calves.... C-A-L-V-E-S.

duhh

- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

there is an edit button.

silly bitch

- Luna - 11-08-2006

I need all the posts I can get.

- virgingrrl - 11-08-2006

you will now grow ovaries.

- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

Luna Wrote:I need all the posts I can get.

we have just about 2,000 posts each till we get to our respective milestones, wanna make a wager on who makes theirs first?

- Luna - 11-08-2006

and fallopian tubes!

and he'll be even pissier than usual, as well.

- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

I hope I grow a cunt on my knee so I can fuck it.

- Luna - 11-08-2006

GonzoStyle Wrote:I hope I grow a cunt on my knee so I can fuck it.
your penis can reach that far?

- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

Luna Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:I hope I grow a cunt on my knee so I can fuck it.
your penis can reach that far?

i've been stretching a lot lately

- Ronin - 11-08-2006

now you'll become bitchier.

- Abster - 11-08-2006

GonzoStyle Wrote:
Luna Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:I hope I grow a cunt on my knee so I can fuck it.
your penis can reach that far?

i've been stretching a lot lately

Do you tuck it into your sock?

- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

Ronin Wrote:now you'll become bitchier.

impossible, then i'd become faceman.

- Goatweed - 11-08-2006

Thermacare FTW!

- Luna - 11-08-2006

GonzoStyle Wrote:
Luna Wrote:I need all the posts I can get.

we have just about 2,000 posts each till we get to our respective milestones, wanna make a wager on who makes theirs first?
no, no wagers 'cuz I know you would beat me here for sure.

But I'm gonna make that top 10 posters list if it's the last thing I do!!!1 It is my life goal to be on the top 10 posters list here.

- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006

Goatweed Wrote:Thermacare FTW!

I got bad knees!!!

- HedCold - 11-08-2006

omg dane cook theivery

i'm guessing it came on your ipod today in shuffle?

- drusilla - 11-08-2006

i don't get why dane cook is so funny

- virgingrrl - 11-08-2006

i've never heard any of his comedy.