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What a coincidence... - The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
My fiance has been bleeding from the crotch for three days. I tried using band-aids and some peroxide but it doesn't stop. Can anyone help me?
- GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006
since when do blow up dolls bleed?
- The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
Well, the guy at the store told me it was the most life-like.....
Hey wait a minute!
She is real! I swear!
Aren't you, Miss Pillow Pants?
- faceman802 - 11-13-2006
anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die isn't natural
- The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
I told her that, but she won't listen. Maybe I should cauterize the wound?
- diceisgod - 11-13-2006
where's the coincidence?
- The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
Read the "My cat has fleas" post
- diceisgod - 11-13-2006
how's your doodoo?
- Mad - 11-13-2006
Cunt cancer is just awful.
- GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006
The Prodigal Son Wrote:Read the "My cat has fleas" post
so you're marrying your cat?
oh man, I guess that "if you legalize gay marriage then they will marry their pets" argument was valid.
- The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
HEEEERRRRRREEEEEE kitty kitty kitty...
- Goatweed - 11-13-2006
wow. just........wow.
- The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
Just funnin
- GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006
I used to rub tuna oil on my cock back in das golden age.
- Goatweed - 11-13-2006
to get the cat to blow you?
- The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
I...
I got nothing.
- GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006
Goatweed Wrote:to get the cat to blow you?
while i fucked my eggplant and had 6 year old filipino boys sucking on my nipples, LOLOLOL
- The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
Wh....
Ummmm....
still nothing....
Oh wait...6 year olds? Filipinos?
I like where this is going.
Please go on.
- GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006
I already did, for 2 years.
- The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
What ended it?