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2nd greatest gift ever - GonzoStyle - 11-28-2006
My boss has informed me that he has to leave for the day and his wife is gonna be around, cause her mom and dad are on vacation and she is preggers and due in the next 2 days or so. She had some small contractions this morning but nothing big yet.
So I am entrusted to drive her to long island to the hospital if anything happens and I get to take the Benz!!!! Cause her big gut won't fit in the two door stratus.
- funsnapsdyno - 11-28-2006
If that poor woman goes in labor, just don't tell her she has a lumpy cunt
- GonzoStyle - 11-28-2006
She's not a retard, so it should be ok.
- funsnapsdyno - 11-28-2006
hahA!
- Galt - 11-28-2006
That thing needs spinners before you can drive it.
- GonzoStyle - 11-28-2006
and she doesn't murk all in the family for me.
- funsnapsdyno - 11-28-2006
All In the Family rules.. shush up, you!
- GonzoStyle - 11-28-2006
All in the family does rule but you don't, so you ruin it for me when you quote archie.
Quote Edith instead, that's a better fit.
- Galt - 11-28-2006
remember when Eidth told Archie to 'stifle' that one time? Man, that was rich.
- funsnapsdyno - 11-28-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:All in the family does rule but you don't, so you ruin it for me when you quote archie.
Quote Edith instead, that's a better fit.
I'm thinking I am seen as a nitwit here on this board but you're wrong.
I have a sense of humor that can target myself. Not everyone is as humble as myself.
Now, I request my name get changed back to TNTdyno.
- funsnapsdyno - 11-28-2006
T N T D Y N O
- GonzoStyle - 11-28-2006
you are nowhere even near TNT yet, i'd downgrade you from a fun snap but I can't think of anything weaker yet.
- GonzoStyle - 11-28-2006
Galt Wrote:remember when Eidth told Archie to 'stifle' that one time? Man, that was rich.
Negativity is your obsession!
- GonzoStyle - 11-28-2006
Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her father in law just showed up and said he got the day off work, fuckin cock blocker!!!
there goes my chance at driving the benzo
- Goatweed - 11-28-2006
I'm sorry to hear that.
- GonzoStyle - 11-28-2006
not as sorry as their insurance company woulda been
- funsnapsdyno - 11-28-2006
badoom boom !
- GonzoStyle - 11-28-2006
I hope that was your head smashing into something
- funsnapsdyno - 11-28-2006
that's not nice
- GonzoStyle - 11-28-2006
funsnapsdyno Wrote:that's not nice
awww i'm sorry did you have a brother who died from smashing his head into a wall?