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On my way to take a shit - Bloody Anus - 12-15-2006
today a guy handed me this <a href="http://photobucket.com/albums/o110/bloodyanus/cd1.jpg" target="_blank">CD.</a>
In case you can't read that it says:
SOMETIME LIFE SEEMS SO RANDOM
DOES ANYBODY KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH
DOES ANYBODY CARE?
GIVE BESTSELLING AUTHOR
WILLIAM MACDONALD
JUST TEN MINUTES OF YOUR TIME
AND FIND OUT HOW MUCH
GOD CARES ABOUT YOU
So I did the only thing anybody would have done in this<a href="http://photobucket.com/albums/o110/bloodyanus/cd2.jpg" target="_blank"> situation.</a>
Then I passed by him on the way back and he gave me another CD. I couldn't think of anything more I could do to it, so I just dropped it in the garbage. I felt so powerless.
- HedCold - 12-15-2006
classy
- funsnapsdyno - 12-15-2006
afraid to ask what that stain on the cd is..oh dear
- Goatweed - 12-15-2006
that's not a lot of shit.
- Bloody Anus - 12-15-2006
Well I didn't want to shit directly on it, the other stalls were occupied and I wasn't confident I'd be able to aim well enough. So I just wiped toilet paper on it and slid it down to another stall when the bathroom emptied.
- Goatweed - 12-15-2006
I hate taking a shit while others are doing the same thing mere feet away from you...it seems really creepy & disgusting to me.
- funsnapsdyno - 12-15-2006
Lies! that looks like apple butter
- Goatweed - 12-15-2006
taste it & let us know for sure - thanks!
- funsnapsdyno - 12-15-2006
Nahh I'm not a big fan of apple butter or shit so I'd lose out either way..
- Goatweed - 12-15-2006
but we would win either way, and that's really what matters.
- Arpikarhu - 12-15-2006
it has to be a real colon emergency for me to shit anywhere other than home.
- Goatweed - 12-15-2006
outside of my job, I agree with you - but they keep the bathrooms here pretty spotless, but I cant see shitting with anyone else in another stall.
- Bloody Anus - 12-15-2006
I also don't like taking a shit right after someone else does, especially if I see the person exiting the stall. The seat's all warm and if I actually know the shitter I'd have a hard time communicating with him in the future knowing our asses were a mere seconds away from more or less touching together.
So for other peoples benefit I try to make sure to exit the stall when nobody else is present. But one time I had an emergency at I think Target and just about filled the bowl to the rim and didn't even bother trying to flush. Just as I was on my way out some old guy entered the stall and let out a disgusted groan that had me laughing the rest of the day.
- Galt - 12-15-2006
I can't walk in, get out, or shit in a stall if anyones else is in the bathroom.
- Luna - 12-15-2006
Quote:I also don't like taking a shit right after someone else does, especially if I see the person exiting the stall. The seat's all warm......that has always grossed me out.... yick.
give me a cold toilet seat or else.
- Goatweed - 12-15-2006
or else you'll shit on the floor?
- Luna - 12-15-2006
Goatweed Wrote:or else you'll shit on the floor?I suppose you'll want pictures of that, too???
- Goatweed - 12-15-2006
Luna Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:or else you'll shit on the floor?I suppose you'll want pictures of that, too???
only if you do it in such a way that it spells out "Goatweed" - then I'll frame it!
- Luna - 12-15-2006
Goatweed Wrote:you are one sick ticket.Luna Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:or else you'll shit on the floor?I suppose you'll want pictures of that, too???
only if you do it in such a way that it spells out "Goatweed" - then I'll frame it!
I like it!
- Goatweed - 12-15-2006
Luna Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:you are one sick ticket.Luna Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:or else you'll shit on the floor?I suppose you'll want pictures of that, too???
only if you do it in such a way that it spells out "Goatweed" - then I'll frame it!
I like it!
with extra corn kernals!!!