Two Guys, A Mooninite, and The City of Boston - The Jays - 02-02-2007
Quote:CARTOON MORONS SPUR MASS. PANIC
STUNT HERE, TOO
By PHILIP MESSING and HASANI GITTENS
<B>COSTLY PRANK:</B> A cop removes a gizmo planted at 33rd and 12th yesterday to promote "Aqua Teen Hunger Force".
COSTLY PRANK: A cop removes a gizmo planted at 33rd and 12th yesterday to promote "Aqua Teen Hunger Force".
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February 1, 2007 -- This is one ad campaign that really bombed.
The Cartoon Network caused some serious trouble in the real world yesterday when electronic devices it planted in 10 cities as part of a guerrilla-marketing plan unleashed a massive bomb scare that shut down parts of Boston in the afternoon and also caught the NYPD's attention last night.
Peter Berdovsky, 27, and Sean Stevens, 28, who installed the devices, were both charged last night by Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley with placing a hoax device and disorderly conduct.
Berdovsky told the Boston Globe he was an "artist" and was "a little, kind of freaked out."
The "bombs" were part of a promotion for the late-night cartoon show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force."
The show is geared toward the Doritos-munching insomniac stoner crowd.
The devices, which Cartoon Network parent company Turner Broadcasting described as magnetic lights, were found around Beantown yesterday, causing a series of closures and evacuations.
Highways, bridges and an area along the Charles River were shut down and bomb squads were sent in before authorities declared the devices were harmless.
"It's a hoax - and it's not funny," said Mass. Gov. Deval Patrick.
An NYPD spokesman said 41 "Aqua Teen" boxes were found and confiscated by cops in Manhattan and Brooklyn last night. Two were at West 33rd Street and 12th Avenue, about 20-feet above ground, stuck to an overpass.
Over a dozen cops and four ESU trucks responded andshut down the street for 45 minutes after a team from the intelligence unit spotted the devices.
Turner Broadcasting said the devices have been in place for two to three weeks in 10 cities: Boston, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Ore., Austin, San Francisco and Philadelphia.
"We apologize to the citizens of Boston that part of a marketing campaign was mistaken for a public danger," said Turner Chairman Phil Kent.
The marketing company responsible for the campaign, Interference Inc., had no immediate comment.
The first device in Boston was found at a subway and bus station underneath Interstate 93, forcing the shutdown of the station and the highway.
Later, "suspicious packages" were found at the Boston University Bridge, the Longfellow Bridge, at a street corner and at the Tufts-New England Medical Center.
Boston Mayor Thomas Menino said he was "prepared to take any and all legal action" against the company and its affiliates "for any and all expenses incurred during the response to today's incidents."
Additional reporting by Larry Celona, Tom Liddy
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Quote: 2 men released as Boston officials seek restitution for ploy that sparked terrorism fears
The Associated Press
Thursday, February 1, 2007
BOSTON
In nine cities across the United States, blinking electronic signs displaying a profane, boxy-looking cartoon character caused barely a stir.
But in Boston, the signs — some with protruding wires — sent a wave of panic across the city on Wednesday, bringing out bomb squads and prompting officials to shut down highways, bridges and part of the Charles River.
Something that may have been amusing in other cities was not funny to authorities here, the city that served as the base for some of the hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks. Officials defended their reaction Thursday even as two men charged in the case, and some residents, mocked the response as overblown.
Young Bostonians familiar with the unconventional marketing tactics used by many companies tended to see the city's reaction as unmitigated hysteria.
Tracy O'Connor, 34, a retail manager, called the police response "silly and insane," contrasting it with that in other cities where no one reported concerns about the devices — an advertising gimmick for the Cartoon Network show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force."
"We're the laughing stock," she said.
Public safety officials and a large segment of Boston's older generation condemned the publicity campaign as unthinkable in today's post-9/11 world.
"Just a little over a mile away from the placement of the first device, a group of terrorists boarded airplanes and launched an attack on New York City," police Commissioner Edward Davis said in an interview with The Associated Press.
"The city clearly did not overreact. Had we taken any other steps, we would have been endangering the public," he said.
Davis said that as calls were coming in about the electronic signs in rapid succession Wednesday afternoon, police also received reports of two devices that resembled pipe bombs and had a confirmed report of a man walking down the hallways of New England Medical Center making a rambling speech about "God getting us today" and "This would be a sorry day."
Officials found 38 blinking electronic signs on bridges, a subway station, a hospital, Fenway Park, and other high-profile spots in and around the city.
In New York, officers went to the various locations and found only two of the devices — both attached to a highway overpass. Police said it did not appear it was targeting any landmarks such as the subway, Empire State Building or Brooklyn Bridge.
Officials have vowed to hold responsible Turner Broadcasting Inc., the parent company of the Cartoon Network, which airs the series about a talking milkshake, a box of fries and a meatball.
Two men who authorities say were paid to place the devices around the city pleaded not guilty Thursday to placing a hoax device and disorderly conduct. Peter Berdovsky, 27, and Sean Stevens, 28, were released on $2,500 (€1,920) cash bond — apparently amused by the situation, even though they face up to five years in prison.
They met reporters and TV cameras and launched into a nonsensical discussion of hair styles of the 1970s. As they walked off, Berdovsky gave a more serious comment.
"We need some time to really sort things out and, you know, figure out our response to this situation in other ways than talking about hair," Berdovsky said.
Late Thursday, Berdovsky released a statement through a Boston law firm. It said he "never imagined" the devices would be perceived as dangerous and he never intended to do anything to frighten the community.
"I regret that this incident has created such anguish and disruption for the residents and law enforcement officers of this city," the statement said.
The devices did not prompt calls of concern in any of the nine other cities where Turner said the devices were placed. Police in the other cities fanned out to find and remove them after Boston's scare.
Some enterprising people got to the devices before police: At least seven were for sale Thursday afternoon on the Internet auction site eBay, ranging in price from $500 (€384) to $2,100 (€1,613).
The publicity campaign was conceived by the Adult Swim marketing department and approved by the head of the Cartoon Network, Turner spokeswoman Shirley Powell said Thursday. She said the devices had been up for two weeks around the country and the network had not received any calls about them.
"We were simply promoting a TV show," she said. "If we had ever perceived this to be something threatening safety, we would never have proceeded with it."
The marketing company that placed the signs, Interference Inc. of New York City, did not return calls seeking comment and its offices were closed Thursday.
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Here's the two guys giving a press conference about hair.
Boston seems like it's run by some pretty dumb people. They look like fucking morons, and now they have to play this sheepish "yo, we're not all fucking hip to your crazy cartoon programming" bit, and the "holy shit wires lights batteries! IT'S A BOMB!" routine every time they see a piece of electronic technology. The very fact that people were gathered in a small crowd mocking the authorities, and that the accused proceeded to give a press conference about hair outside your courtroom door after being arraigned are prime examples on how fucking stupid everyone thinks about everyone involved, be it the city or the media who treat every fucking theoretical threat like a fucking panic. Remember that time when they banned all carry-on liquids from planes, because terrorists were going to pull the plot from Die Hard with a Vengence, except with planes and smaller amounts of epoxy-like chemicals? Or how bout that time when the terorists sent Cory Lidle and his plane into that building, in order to attack their main target; the woman who got hit by the lightpole when it fell down on her after a Thankgiving Day ballon ran into it. And yet the terrorists failed in their objective. Or how bout that time that the terrorists were going to start attacking malls on Halloween, because blowing up lots of children trick or treating in a mall, which happens in like every Red State town up and down and back and forth across America, is exactly the goal that the terrorists want to acheive before going to Heaven to claim their however many number of virgins we exaggerate them to have.
The shit is so hyped up, and government officials actually expect everyone to be all frightened for their lives, "yo why aren't all fucking crying now? DON'T YOU SEE WE'SE WAS ATTACKED TODAY! BY FUCKING TED TURNER!!"
And tons of old people are all, "Look at those two hippies, putting fake bombs up in the city." And news outlets are all, "it's just some marketing tool for a adult cartoon that only 35 year old pot smoking males living with their moms watch"
- HedCold - 02-02-2007
at least the judge seems to be cool about it, and understands what hoax actually means.
Quote:Judge Paul K. Leary seemed skeptical of the state's case, telling Grossman that the law requires that people must intend to create a panic to be charged with placing hoax devices. This case, the judge said, seemed to involve two men who relatives say were paid to place unorthodox advertisements throughout the city.
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- Mad - 02-02-2007
Guerrilla marketing done right.
- The Jays - 02-02-2007
If they had found these ads two weeks fucking earlier, they could have been included in the State of the Union speech.
- HedCold - 02-02-2007
we have to keep that evil moonijuana out of the hands of americans!
- Keyser Soze - 02-02-2007
i thought it was a clever idea, lite brite rules!
- The Jays - 02-02-2007
I like that the Seattle authorities are all, yo you guys are fucking retarded. We had this shit up for weeks, we even tuned in!
- The Jays - 02-02-2007
By the way, why the fuck is Menino still mayor? Wasn't he mayor, like, ten years ago? I swear, Boston is like a fucking fiefdom.
- funsnapsdyno - 02-02-2007
Boston should be their own country and leave the rest of us alone
I've never been there but if I ever go, I want to see Cheers bar!
- diceisgod - 02-02-2007
project mayhem
- Gooch - 02-02-2007
a city of Galts taking something too seriously. Shocking.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 02-03-2007
the people in charge are the ones who took it too seriously.
and maybe one retarded citizen that called the complaint in.
- Keyser Soze - 02-03-2007
aqua teen hunger force is the huge winner in this deal. this is more publicity than they could have ever imagined. i wouldnt even doubt that the ad firm figured they could get in trouble for this, and that would just make the campaign even more successful.
- Hoon - 02-03-2007
The whole hair schtick could've been funny if they'd delivered it better. It's like they didn't even think it through.
- drusilla - 02-03-2007
how would you have done it?
- Galt - 02-03-2007
cockey accents would have helped.
- Hoon - 02-03-2007
drusilla Wrote:how would you have done it? Me? Easy. I'd answer them honestly but I'd do it in Latka Gravas' voice.
- GonzoStyle - 02-03-2007
The John Malkovich voice from Rounders woulda been ideal.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 02-04-2007
the hair press conference was a reference to another adult swim show.
- Mad - 02-04-2007
It was a nice change of pace to see the media getting goofed on.
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