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Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - diceisgod - 02-28-2008 It's amazing what you can dig up on old hardrives. Here are the opening hooks: Quote:1) The history of nuclear technology and advancement takes two very divergent paths; however, both paths share certain elements that are simultaneously harmful and helpful in humanity’s struggle for understanding and progress. Re: Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - Galt - 02-29-2008 "Afro-American"? Are you Michael Richards? Re: Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - diceisgod - 02-29-2008 Ok then, let's improvise. Which shade of green is your favorite? 1) chartruese 2) spring bud 3) Jade 4) pear 5) tea green Re: Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - diceisgod - 02-29-2008 Seriously though, I don't think I ever came closer to killing myself then the time I spent writing that retarded "afro-american" paper. Just absolute drivel from start to finish. Sociology is probably the worst, most boring & most useless subject of all-time. Re: Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - Galt - 02-29-2008 I do not have a record of any educational work I've ever created. Which is unfortunate, because from when I was in 6-9th grade every single one of my "creative writing" papers involved death and murder, which surely now a days would have put my parents in jail. Every story had someone with a rocket launcher, and I even lifted the scene in Missing in Action with the rat in the bag eating off the guys face. I was ahead of my time. Re: Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - diceisgod - 02-29-2008 I think the Jobs paper is by far the best. The guy was an animal, our kind of people, and I bet he still is. This was all written before the i-Pod came out Quote:- Supposedly, Jobs had asked him if he (Sculley) wanted to spend the rest of his life selling sugared water or go with him (Jobs) and change the world. Now with Sculley onboard as the company’s president, Jobs was free to work with his Macintosh team. However, Jobs would later learn a bitter lesson about the difference between confidence and arrogance compliments of his newly hired president. He was ready! OH YES! He was fucking ready! AHHHH!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAH!! Re: Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - diceisgod - 02-29-2008 double Re: Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - diceisgod - 03-05-2008 The guy is just awesome. He even sez fuck you to cancer. Re: Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - funsnapsdyno - 03-05-2008 While a diagnosis of pancreatic cancer is often tantamount to a swiftly executed death sentence, a biopsy revealed that Jobs had a rare - and treatable - form of the disease. If the tumor were surgically removed, Jobs' prognosis would be promising: The vast majority of those who underwent the operation survived at least ten years. That's just called luck. Not everyone who has the surgery gets treated. When they open some patients up, the pancreatic cancer spreads which happened to my Dad and ended up giving him a life sentence of 3 months. They were practically right on the money. He didn't make the entire 3 months. Re: Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - sink - 03-05-2008 I would love to read # 3. I bet it provides so much insight into the complex internet persona that is dig. Post that one up lil joe Re: Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - diceisgod - 03-05-2008 The only thing you will ever get from me is a foot to your ass. That's the only request I would ever take from you, slob. Re: Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - sink - 03-05-2008 I'm not really into ass play like you, so can we come up with something else? Re: Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - Mad - 03-06-2008 None of the above. Re: Which one of my old research papers would you like to read? - funsnapsdyno - 03-06-2008 Not to derail this thread again, like there was any direction it was going anyway haha!, but I just read Patrick Swayze has the big C. Pancreatic too. That sux. |