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UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - diceisgod - 04-20-2008
Matt Serra vesres Georges St-Pierre @ 10pm on PPV.
IT'S TIIIIIME!!!
Serra is a renowned jiu-jitsu guy but the funny thing is he hasn't submitted anyone in 6 years. He's fought professionally only 13 times his entire career of 9 years. He's fought just 1 fight per year over the past 3 years (not counting his TUF fights). So how the hell is this guy the fucking champion and ranked #2 (according to Sherdog anyway)? He didn't shoot JR Ewing I think but nonetheless whatever dark magic he may possess, he also has the belt so TUF shit for the more active fighters out there. He also knocked out GSP to get it and that was his first KO ever. So what?
So despite the odds, his midget stature, and what would seem to be common sense, I STILL think he can beat GSP again even though he is on GSP's ground...but hey, it's Canada and the only reason it is "his ground" is because the US chooses not to just take it off them. GSP is a physical specimen though and can knock out and maul just about anyone. However...here's Fun Fucking Serra Fact #125: Matt Serra has only been knocked out 1 time and that was 7 years ago. Plus GSP, though seemingly focused and determined (again), also seems to be a bit of a mental midget...just a little bit neurotic and extremely self-conscious maybe. Therefore, in the Battle of the Midgets Part Deux, I think Serra will bust out his old BJJ skills and take off a limb or rear-naked Trigg him as GSP GNP's from Serra's guard. I see Serra pulling off the armbar in round 1...ala Matt Hughes...ironically enough.
This is so because Serra is from NYC, he says he's gonna win & is still hungry, and he's not Phil Baroni.
So back it's to drarring board fur zee FRENCHY!
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - Gooch - 04-20-2008
I'll take GSP.
Their last matchup was a fluke win for Short Round.
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - diceisgod - 04-20-2008
Matt Serra Vs. Georges St-Pierre (Serra via armbar in the 1st)
Travis Lutter Vs. Rich Franklin (Lutter via armbar in the 2nd)
Charles McCarthy Vs. Michael Bisping (Bisping via KO in the 1st)
Nate Quarry Vs. Kalib Starnes (Starnes via RNC in the 3rd)
As for the rest...who cares...those fights are over anyway.
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - Gooch - 04-20-2008
GSP: KO 2nd
Franklin: KO 1st
McCarthy: Submission
Quarry: KO 2nd
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - Gooch - 04-20-2008
you can watch for free...
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Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - diceisgod - 04-20-2008
Too late...but I'm bookmarking that bitch. Awesome. I'll replace my cdih link with it.
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - Gooch - 04-20-2008
linked bombed out. oh well.
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - diceisgod - 04-20-2008
THE COUNT! THAT'S MY DOG!!!
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - Gooch - 04-20-2008
Count Chochula is more impressive.
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - diceisgod - 04-20-2008
You're screwy.
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - Gooch - 04-20-2008
never thought much of Bisping as a fighter. Hamill's "loss" to him is a blight on the sport. he looked better at 185. But I think the top guys will make mincemeat out of him
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - Gooch - 04-20-2008
84 looks pretty interesting
Main Card
B.J. Penn vs. Sean Sherk
Tito Ortiz vs. Lyoto Machida
Wanderlei Silva vs. Keith Jardine
Thiago Silva vs. Antonio Mendes
Wilson Gouveia vs. Goran Reljic
Preliminary Card
Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou vs. Kazuhiro Nakamura
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - diceisgod - 04-20-2008
Bisping's the fucking man. He's gonna shine at MW. He should have always fought at MW. Next year him and Silva should battle if all goes to plan. Two dynamite strikers going at it...nothing's better.
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Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - Gooch - 04-20-2008
i can't take a man with a wrestling sig pic seriously about MMA.
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - diceisgod - 04-20-2008
If you ain't down with the LOD you don't know shit from shinola.
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - Gooch - 04-20-2008
I was down at age 13.
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Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - Gooch - 04-20-2008
That was a mismatch. Starnes just blew his reputation with that display of running. Quarry dominated in every way. He should have mounted Starnes.
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - diceisgod - 04-20-2008
That's the WWF days & they sucked then. The AWA/NWA Road Warriors were the greatest show on earth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hipquf9u5tw
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - Galt - 04-20-2008
I hadn't seen a word about this card at all. I know nothing. But if Bisping beat that deaf kid Hammel both from Ulimtate Fighter, I'm ecstatic.
I hated that deaf kid. He was a pussy who kept ducking Bisping.
Re: UFC 83: The Battle of the Midgets! - Gooch - 04-20-2008
Galt Wrote:I hadn't seen a word about this card at all. I know nothing. But if Bisping beat that deaf kid Hammel both from Ulimtate Fighter, I'm ecstatic.
I hated that deaf kid. He was a pussy who kept ducking Bisping.
They actually fought one another, with the deaf kid basically giving Bisping fits. Hammill, to almost all, won that fight. But somehow, the judges had it go for Bisping. It is one of the most controversial decisions in MMA. The fight was in England, where Bisping is king. And after that fight...they booed him.
But that was last year.