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- Maynard - 04-18-2002
How many songs have "motherfucker" in them?
<center>BINGE AND PURGE
clutch
Perhaps it's just the way the light falls
But everything looks like a target to me
And I don't know where the gun is
But I'm certain that it's pointed at me
And in the jungle, retched jungle
They say the lion eats tonight
And all around it is a colliseum
Dripping with a voracious appetite
I say hey there, fella
Whose soul are you tormenting now?
Hey there, fella
Whose soul are you tormenting now?
In the course of all the previous events
It is evident that something's bound to happen
Come on, rear your ugly head to me
I've got nothing to lose but my apathy
The root of the problem has been isolated
The root of the problem has been isolated
The root of the problem has been isolated
The root of the problem has been isolated
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down
Just try me
Just try me
What are you waiting for?
Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down
Come on, motherfucker
Let's go
Just rear your ugly fucking head
I'll put it on a platter
Just rear your ugly fucking head
I'll put it on a platter
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Let's go
Hey there
Hey fella
Hey there
Hey fella
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down
Just try me
Just try me
What are you waiting for?
Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down
Come on, motherfucker
Let's go
I'll make you wish that you'd never been born
I'll make you wish that you'd never been born
I'll make you wish that you'd never been born
Come on, motherfucker
Let's go
Hey there
Hey fella
Hey there
Hey fella </center>
- HedCold - 04-18-2002
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Dope
Die Motherfucker Die
I don't need your forgiveness
I don't need your hate
I don't need your acceptance
So what should I do?
I don't need your resistance
I don't need your prayers
I don't need no religion
I don't need a thing from you
I don't do what I've been told
You're so lame why don't you just go
Chorus: (2x)
Die motherfucker
Die motherfucker Die
I don't need your prison
I don't need your pain
I don't need your decision
So what should I do?
I don't need your approval
I don't need your hope
I don't need your lectures
I don't need a thing from you
I'll be sorry when I'm old
You're so full of shit man just go
Chorus
I don't need your forgiveness
I don't need your hate
I don't need your acceptance
So what should I do?
I'll be sorry so you've said
I'm not sorry bang your dead
Chorus 2x
Die (4x)
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- The Sleeper - 04-18-2002
I'm all over this bitch.
<center>Look Back and Laugh
Minor Threat
I want to tell you a little story
'Cause it makes me warm inside
It's about some friends growing up
And all the things they tried
I'm not talking about staple shit
They went for something more
I guess it was too much dreaming
Too much to hope for
One day something funny happened
But it scared the shit out of me
Their heads went in different directions
And their friendship ceased to be
I'm telling you I want it to work
I don't like being hurt
Something's not right inside
And I can't always put it aside
What can we do, what can we do?
Try
I guess I make it too much shit
Someday we'll look back and laugh
Mr. President, go away
Come back and fuck with us some other day
Mr. Feelings, run and hide
You have no right to what you feel inside
Motherfuckers, quick to kiss
Talk your shit, but don't fuck with this
All I want to know is
Am I holding on? Am I moving on?
What can we do, what can we do?
Try</center>
- virgingrrl - 04-18-2002
Oedipus complex eh?
- Spitfire - 04-18-2002
so much Zombie....so little songs without-- yeah, motherfucker
this is a good place to start...
<center>Welcome to Planet Motherfucker
Woven in the surface a premonition of a land erupting
A sparkling occasion of a city
Crashdown! Overhead
Revolv'n in a whirlpool a drag-o-rama
Walk'n on the sidewalk so let me see ya howl'n through the keyhole
'Goddamn, swept away' she shouted, she love it, get in away yeah!
I concentrate the midnight without the benefit of ceremony
Whoever said, 'The one who strips your soul is the one that got away'
A weather-beaten angel descending to embrace the cemetery
Got love, so mystifying
'Goddamn, swept away' She shouted, she love it, get in away yeah!
She shouted, she love it, get in away yeah!
Voodoo beat on the mind the digs too deep to find
Something has got to give, man [psych-out] racketeer or star
You are just what you are, Don't play the misty, baby!
[Get you] into a river sky electro nation cry
'I need another, now' drift beyond the sleeping
The moon is shift'n shadows on her figure
Swamptime locomotion 'I can't take it, anymore!'
Sunlight through the shutters
Illuminating moment to the moment buzz a halo over
'Goddamn, swept away' she shouted, she love it, get in away, yeah
Planet pretty kill, motherfucker hang me on the thrills
Psychoholic slag tomorrow is another drag [yeah] picnic in the homeland
Like a Jesus super star yeah! Kiss me deadly, baby [baby]
I know who you are [come on]
Planet pretty kill, motherfucker hang me on the thrills yeah!
No small heaven [haven] I got the left hand of the keeper
Meet me in St. Louis, 'God', a one way ticket's cheaper yeah!
Time-travel I'm walk'n [walk'n]
I got a white line zombie fever [fever] yeah!
Time bomb the hero [hero] yeah get down!!! </center>
- Sluggo - 04-18-2002
Spit!!! You can just go and bite me!!!
Now I gotta go look again!
MOTHERFUCKER!!!
- Keyser Soze - 04-18-2002
This seems appropriate considering my recent run ins with the law on the road.
<div align="center">
Bad Habit - Offspring
Hey man you know I'm really okay
The gun in my hand will tell you the same
But when I'm in my car
Don't give me no crap
Cause the slightest thing and I just might snap
When I go driving I stay in my lane
But getting cut off makes me insane
I open the glove box
Reach inside
I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride
I guess I got a bad habit
And it ain't goin' away Yeah
Well they say the road's a dangerous place
If you flip me off I'm the danger you'll face
You drive on my ass
You're foot's on the gas
And your next breath is your last
Drivers are rude
Such attitudes
But when I show my piece
Complaints cease
Something's odd
I feel like I'm God
You stupid dumbshit goddam motherfucker
I open the glove box
Reach inside
I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride </div>
- Maynard - 04-18-2002
Quote:Oedipus complex eh?You're my mom??
- HedCold - 04-18-2002
<div align="center">CoLD - Just Got Wicked
**I can taste your innocence
So young & sweet like mother made ya
Everything froze in ice
These motherfuckers just got wicked
Well I can't explain this little man
Taken over can't explain the way
That I feel
Everyone got twisted up
Everyone got behind my back and
Broke it cuz it's my world
Everyone got twisted up
All your friends got behind
And broke it cuz
It's my world
1,2,3 here I come with the wicked
You are the love I never found</div>
- Spitfire - 04-18-2002
Yuo Lose Sluggo!!!11 :moonie: but alos, great minds...
Mr. Brownstone
I get up around seven, get outta bed around nine
And I don't worry about nothin' no, because worryin's a waste of my time
The show usually starts around seven, we go on stage around nine
Get on the bus about eleven, sippin' a drink and feelin' fine
We've been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin', he won't leave me alone, no, no, no
Won't leave me alone
I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do so the little got more and more
I just keep tryin' ta get a little better, said a little better than before
I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do so the little got more and more
I just keep tryin' ta get a little better, said a little better than before
We've been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin', he won't leave me alone, no, no, no
Won't leave me alone
Now I get up around whenever, I used ta get up on time
But that old man he's a real motherfucker
Gonna kick him on down the line
I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do so the little got more and more
I just keep tryin' ta get a little better, said a little better than before
I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do so the little got more and more
I just keep tryin' ta get a little better, said a little better than before
We've been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin', he won't leave me alone, no, no, no
Won't leave me alone, oh leave me alone
Stuck it in the middle and I shot it in the middle and it drove me out of my mind
I've seen no better, said I wish I never met here, said I leave it all behind
- Spitfire - 04-18-2002
I just keep thinking of em...
<center>Gin and Juice (Snoop)
Heah hah hah!I'm serious nigga one of y'all niggaz got this ass motherfuckin up
Aiy baby, aiy baby... aiy baby get some bubblegum in this motherfucker
Steady long, steady long nigga
Verse One: Snoop
With so much drama in the L-B-C
It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah)
and, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
cause my momma ain't home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don't love them hoes, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
G's up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this
Chorus: repeat 2X
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
Verse Two:
Now, that, I got me some Seagram's gin
Everybody got they cups, but they ain't chipped in
Now this types of shit, happens all the time
You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you listenin to the D-O-G
I got the cultivating music that be captivating he
who listens, to the words that I speak
As I take me a drink to the middle of the street
and get to mackin to this bitch named Sadie (Sadie?)
She used to be the homeboy's lady (Oh, that bitch)
Eighty degrees, when I tell that bitch please
Raise up off these N-U-T's, cause you gets none of these
At ease, as I mob with the Dogg Pound, feel the breeze
beeeitch, I'm just
Chorus
Verse Three:
Later on that day
My homey Dr. Dre came through with a gang of Tanqueray
And a fat ass J, of some bubonic chronic that made me choke
Shit, this ain't no joke
I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down
Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now
But it ain't no stoppin, I'm still poppin
Dre got some bitches from the city of Compton
To serve me, not with a cherry on top
Cause when I bust my nut, I'm raisin up off the cot
Don't get upset girl, that's just how it goes
I don't love you hoes, I'm out the do'
And I'll be
Chorus
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice (beeotch!!)
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice (beeotch!!)
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
- HedCold - 04-18-2002
i think any mindless self indulgence song does
<div align="center">
Backmask
play that record backwards
heres a message yo' for the suckas
play that record backards
and go fuck yourself
play that record backwards
its a message from awwwwwww
play that record backwards
and go go go go go go
kill yourself
mutha fucka go kill yourself
mutha fucka go kill yourself
mutha fucka go kill.. yourself
hate and devour the young and the weaker ones
and dont forget the guns
youre gonna need em to go kill yourself
hate all the people you love in a river of blood
and dont forget the guns
youre gonna need em to
destroy
always destroy
always destroy
always destroy, yourself
yourself
destroy yourself if you don't get what you want
hate all the people you love in a river of blood
and don't forget to go go go go go go
kill yourself
mutha fucka go kill yourself
mutha fucka go kill yourself
mutha fucka go kill... yourself
hate all people you love in a river of blood
and dont forget the guns
youre gonna need em to
destroy always
destroy always
destroy always
destroy yourself
yourself
destroy yourself if you don't get what you want
youre gonna really need em'
youre gonna really need em'
youre gonna really need em'
youre gonna really need em'
kill yourself because you dont get what you want
kill yourself because you dont get what you want
kill yourself because you dont get what you want
kill yourself because you dont get what you want
</div>
how long before someone posts weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
- The Sleeper - 04-18-2002
I think just about every rap song would qualify.
- Sluggo - 04-18-2002
You've got some readin to do to get to this one...Motherfuckers
<center>TITTIES AND BEER
Frank Zappa
It was the BLACKEST NIGHT!
There was no MOON in sight!
(You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight)
I heard the SCARY WIND!
I seen some UGLY TREES!
There was a WEREWOLF honkin',
'Long the side of me!
I'm MEAN 'n I'm BAD, (y'know I ain't no SISSY)
Got a BIG-TITTY GIRLY by the name of 'CHRISSY'
Talkin' about her 'N MY BIKE 'N ME...
'N this ride up THE MOUNTAIN OF MYSTERY, (mystery)
(How 're you doin'?)
I noticed EVEN THE CRICKETS
Acted WEIRD up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little BEER
I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..."
But there was NO REPLY
'Cause SHE WAS GONE!
"Where's those TITTIES I like so well,
'n' my GODDAM BEER!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped THE DEVIL!
(He's about THIS BIG!)
He had a RED SUIT on
An' a WIDOW'S PEAK
An' then a POINTED TAIL
'N like a SULPHUR REEK,
Yes, it was HIM awright,
I swear I KNOWED IT WAS!
He had some HUMAN FLESH
Stuck underneath his CLAWS
You know, it looked to me
Like it was TITTY SKIN!
I said, "YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!"
('Cause I was MAD at him!)
He just got out his floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter,
Said: BANG! BANG! BANG!
Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: "Put it away!
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
gonna say?"
YOU ATE MY CHRISSY?
"Yeah! TITTIES 'N ALL!"
WELL WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN?
"Now, were the cans THIS tall?"
EVEN HER BOOTS?
"Would I LIE to you?"
SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY!
"Yeah, THIS is TRUE."
DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF THAT YOU DO?
"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through..."
WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY,
Oh yeah?
'N I WANT MY BEER
Hah!
SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP!
NOW, DEVIL, DO YOU HEAR?
Look:
"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man!
I mean, I am THE DEVIL, do you UNDERSTAND?
Just WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME for your
TITTIES AND BEER?
I suppose you noticed this little
CONTRACT here..."
YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE!
Don't call me that!
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR!
GIMME THAT PAPER! BET YER HORNS I'LL SIGN!
BECAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-
SQUEEZIN' TIME!
"Man, you can't fool ME! You ain't THAT bad!
Oh yeah?
Why YOU SHOULDA SEEN some of the SOULS THAT I'VE HAD!
There was MILHOUS NIXON 'N AGNEW TOO!
'N both of those suckers was WORSE 'N YOU!"
LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
THAT'S TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DEVIL SO...WHATCHA
GONNA DO?
HEH?
Now hold on just a second...
You wanna make a deal with me hah?
Yeah!
Well ah, I don't know man, you know...
I just don't know about this...
What?
See, cause I...
Listen, you're...are you losing your nerve?
No man, it ain't got nothin' to do with nerve...
You're supposed to be the devil!
It's got to do...
You're supposed to be bad!
It's got to do with style, fool!
I don't know if you've the right style to get into hell,
you know...
Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the honest to God
truth,
I'm very short on style as a matter of fact...
Yeah, I know...that's...that's what makes me wonder
But I have...I, I think I have something that
you may be interested in...
What is that?
You can have my soul
It's a mean little sucker
'Bout a thousand years old
But once you gets it
You can't give it back
You gotta keep it forever
An' that's a natural fact!
Ooh wee!
Do you read me devil?
Oh yeah!
What? Am I supposed to be scared, man?
Oh yeah, Reety, aw-righty!
Oh yeah, that's real tough!
I bet you're real bad!
Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that you're rough
enough to get into hell
That you've got the style enough to get into hell
So start talkin'...
Alright, lemme tell ya somethin'
Alright!
I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to hell
Yeah!
Because I have been through it!
Yeah!
I have seen it!
Yeah!
It has happened to me!
Yeah!
Remember, I was signed with Warner Brothers
for eight fuckin' years!!!
Tell me about it!
Now you're talkin' about something!
Now how bad is that?
That sounds good to me, motherfucker!
So move right along
Tell me what your interests are, you know...
if we're gonna come to some kind of agreement,
I've got to know what you're all about, you know...
'Cause I don't know if you're the right type for the...
for the place, you know
Look...lemme tell you what my problem really is, you see
OK...
My problem is that I don't belong anywhere
Aha...
You see... I don't even belong where you are, you see
I hope not!
I, I'm a simple person, you know
I have very small desires in life
Titties 'n beer, you know
No! What?
Titties 'n beer!
No! No man, you're joking...
Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
What? No! No please... No! Not that! Oh no man, no!
Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
No! No! No! No! No! Not titties 'n beer!
Oh I can't stand titties 'n beer!...
Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
(I'm in you! I'm in you!)
Oh no! No! No! Wait...
Ah! Look at this! What am I gonna do with this thing?
...Wait, wait, please no!
Hey! Look at this!
"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think!
...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's
MAGIC INK!"
Then THE DEVIL barfed
'N out jumped my girl
They heard the TITTIES PLOP-PLOPPIN'
All around the world, she said:
"I GOT THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS,
AN' I'M GONNA GET RIPPED, SO FUCK
YOU CLOWNS!"
Then she gave us THE FINGER!
(It was rigid 'n stiff)
That's when THE DEVIL, she FARTED
An' SHE WENT RIGHT OVER THE CLIFF!
THE DEVIL WAS MAD!
(I took off to my pad)
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
Alright!
</center>
- BeckyDC - 04-18-2002
South Texas Deathride
Union Underground
Take a look in my mind and justify
hell, I might even sympathize
But why must you fuck with these things
In my head for so long that I feel I could break
Never forget your lies
Hypocrisize
Five million might change your mind
But why must you fuck with these things
In my head for so long that I feel I could break
So c'mon c'mon c'mon get up get up
South Texas deathride you motherfuck
So c'mon c'mon c'mon get up get up
South Texas man I'm livin' it up
So what if I was your guide
South Texas deathride
Like I said I might sympathize
But why must you fuck with these things I believe
Man it's guilt by association