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- Galt - 04-28-2002
So my roommate Matt has been in Costa Rica for the last week. My roommate Jason was supposed to fly down to meet him there yesterday.
Matt just called saying that Jason never arrived and he never received any calls from Jason that they had planned in order to synch up. Jason was supposed to arrive in Costa Rica over 24 hours ago.
Now, some backstory. Jason is/was simply the dumbest person I've ever met. Until I met him, I thought that ADD was a bullshit condition. He has zero attention span, is on multiple prescription emotionally-stabling drugs, and communicates like a Down's patient.
He is dumb enough to miss a flight and not call anyone and tell them, or lose Matt's number in Costa Rica and not think of calling us to see if we can get a hold of Matt.
Should I call his parents and tell them that their son is missing? If so, how long should I wait?
I'm thinking this could just be a joke, since that would be pretty funny. This will allow me just ignore the situation until it is resolved without my assistance.
I'm going to go out drinking.
- IkeaBoy - 04-28-2002
will you get a 4.0 average?
- PatCooper - 04-28-2002
Who the fuck wants to go to Costa Rica?
- OAS - 04-28-2002
Will this end up being an ABC made for TV movie? Who will play Galt?
Edited By OAS on April 27 2002 at 10:32
- HedCold - 04-28-2002
Quote:I'm pretty sure my roommate is dead
Quote:Should I call his parents and tell them that their son is missing?
Quote:I'm going to go out drinking.you're a good friend.:thumbs-up:
was he supposed to bring back drugs?
- Sean Cold - 04-28-2002
On a related note, I am planning a vacation to East 125 Street. It is a little cheaper than a trip to Costa Rica, but, the fun is just as equal. The drugs aren't as pure and the locals use 9mm instead of the CA standaed AK47 but they sure now how to throw a party.
- Paper Boy - 04-28-2002
Quote:Who the fuck wants to go to Costa Rica?
To see the dinosaurs.
I'd wait atleast a week, you start saying he's missing now, people will look for him and maybe find him alive. The longer you wait the better the chance that he ends up dead and you cna raid his stuff.
- IrishAlkey - 04-28-2002
I wish your roommate was Arpi.
- Galt - 04-28-2002
Just an update: I met a pretty hot chick tonight. Jason would have wanted it that way.
- Kid Afrika - 04-28-2002
[obligatory]what was HIS name?[/obligatory]
- Galt - 04-28-2002
Quote:I met a pretty hot chick tonight
Quote:[obligatory]what was HIS name?[/obligatory]
[obligatory]Black people don't read too good[/obligatory]
edit: Hi Alkey, shouldn't you be inside Silera right now?
Edited By Galt on April 28 2002 at 01:28
- IrishAlkey - 04-28-2002
Hi Galt!
mokey:
- Kid Afrika - 04-28-2002
ok, you missed the joke there.
- IrishAlkey - 04-28-2002
Quote:Hi Alkey, shouldn't you be inside Silera right now?
The rent is expensive, but I've moved a few things in.
- Arpikarhu - 04-28-2002
Quote:I wish your roommate was Arpican you claim that ear as a dependent? just wondering
- PatCooper - 04-28-2002
Hey if he is dead look on the bright side.......Now you have the place all to yourself.:fucking:
- IrishAlkey - 04-28-2002
Quote:can you claim that ear as a dependent? just wondering
Can you claim all the semen in your ass as potential dependents?
- The Sleeper - 04-28-2002
Quote:can you claim that ear as a dependent? just wondering
Quote:Can you claim all the semen in your ass as potential dependents?Insult report card:
Arpi: B+
Alkey: C-
- Cunt-Twat - 04-28-2002
Quote:will you get a 4.0 average?lmao, dead man on campus reference! nice ikea
- Sluggo - 04-28-2002
Insult report card:
Alkey: C- = The Sleeper: A+