I am a loser and deserve abuse

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- Arpikarhu - 05-14-2002

my girlfriend is working on the show hairspray and left today for 5 weeks to go to seattle for the out-of -town try-outs. I was all psyched for partying with the guys and general running around. instead i am sitting at home, drinking by myself because i am too sad and depressed to go out. i am a total loser and deserve to die. please abuse me.

- Hybrid - 05-14-2002

she's banging the director right now. just so you know.

- Sluggo - 05-14-2002

I will not participate...
Only because it's what you want us to do.

- Arpikarhu - 05-14-2002

Quote:I will not participate...
Only because it's what you want us to do.

this in itself is a form of abuse and i thank you for it.

- Hybrid - 05-14-2002

im bored. i'll reply.

- Sephiroth - 05-14-2002

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- Hybrid - 05-14-2002

drowning pool...... :crackhead:

- Galt - 05-14-2002

So this is what it sounds like when the doves cry.

- Sephiroth - 05-14-2002

Quote:drowning pool......

- Maynard - 05-14-2002

Quote:my girlfriend is working on the show hairspray and left today for 5 weeks to go to seattle for the out-of -town try-outs. I was all psyched for partying with the guys and general running around. instead i am sitting at home, drinking by myself because i am too sad and depressed to go out. i am a total loser and deserve to die. please abuse me.

I'm shutting my phone off NOW! And keeping it off for the next 5 weeks.

- Hybrid - 05-14-2002

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- Keyser Soze - 05-14-2002

Hey, most of those guys are gay anyhow. At least your odds of her cheating on you are slightly diminished.

- Arpikarhu - 05-14-2002

Quote:At least your odds of her cheating on you are slightly diminished

not worried about that at all. i am just a lonely tool at the start of a long 5 weeks

- Galt - 05-14-2002

You know without a moist vagina for 5 weeks, you're going to have to find new places to put your peter. Cantaloupes could quite possibly do the trick. A person could sexually gratify themselves all sorts of ways with everyday household items; if one were so inclined.

- Arpikarhu - 05-14-2002

last time i did that i was pissing watermelon seeds for a month.

- Hybrid - 05-14-2002

ouch

- Maynard - 05-14-2002

Quote:last time i did that i was pissing watermelon seeds for a month.

Why were you pissing watermelon seeds after fucking a cantaloupe?

- Arpikarhu - 05-14-2002

Quote:Why were you pissing watermelon seeds after fucking a cantaloupe?

ken is right about you

- Maynard - 05-14-2002

Quote:ken is right about you

Wow, you're fucking slow.

- Arpikarhu - 05-14-2002

Quote:Wow, you're fucking slow

no, just pathetic