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+--- Thread: THE CELL IS TOO SMALL! - MY EAR IS CRAMPING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! (/showthread.php?tid=195)
- IrishAlkey - 01-21-2002
If my ear rots and falls off, you're gonna have a fucking hefty lawsuit on your hands, prick! I'll spray so much spoo all over the walls, the next person in here is gonna pass out from the smell. You think I care if I can't read the other shit going on? What am I missing? Oh no, now I won't know what people are eating, or I might have to look at my watch to find out what fucking time it is! Oh, look at that, everyone still wants to fuck French Bread! Guess what? I can't read it, but I can fucking hear it!!!!!! Cockface!
- Ants in My Pants - 01-21-2002
Quote:THE CELL IS TOO SMALL!Yeah yeah, so is your cock. Stop bitching.
- Rape Fantasizer - 01-21-2002
Awwwwww, poor Alkey. :Spits:
- The Sleeper - 01-21-2002
FREE ALKEY! TAKE ME INSTEAD!....haha yea right :roltflmao:
- Ants in My Pants - 01-21-2002
Don't worry, pal, I'll sneak some shit in for you, Karen Hill style.
- IrishAlkey - 01-21-2002
Ants in My Pants Wrote:Don't worry, pal, I'll sneak some shit in for you, Karen Hill style.That's how you deliver things when I'm not in prison anyway.
- crx girl - 01-21-2002
here honey, i smuggled you in some spoo :moonie:
- IrishAlkey - 01-21-2002
crx girl Wrote:here honey, i smuggled you in some spoo :moonie:Mmmmmm, it's fresh!
- Rape Fantasizer - 01-21-2002
Alkey honey, here's a special cake I baked just for you, eat carefully. :roll:
- Ants in My Pants - 01-21-2002
Quote:Alkey honey, here's a special cake I baked just for you, eat carefully.Pssst, hey Alkey, don't eat it. She peed on it.
- IrishAlkey - 01-21-2002
Ants in My Pants Wrote:I've had so much semen spray the back of my throat while in the hole, what's a little urine on cake?Quote:Alkey honey, here's a special cake I baked just for you, eat carefully.Pssst, hey Alkey, don't eat it. She peed on it.
- Ants in My Pants - 01-21-2002
Alkey, when they threw you in the hole, was there a 30-second camera shot of your genitals like they do on "Oz"?
- Rape Fantasizer - 01-21-2002
I did not pee on the cake, and even if i did, it tastes like popcorn, he'd like it.
- IrishAlkey - 01-21-2002
No, it was only about 3 seconds because the ratio for "length of time penis is shown" to "length of penis" is 10:1.
- IkeaBoy - 01-21-2002
blah, blah, blah, that's what you get for breaking the law. go to hell and stop your bitching
- Ants in My Pants - 01-21-2002
Quote:No, it was only about 3 seconds because the ratio for "length of time penis is shown" to "length of penis" is 10:1.Oh geez, then they could fill a whole episode with mine.
- Rape Fantasizer - 01-21-2002
Ants in My Pants Wrote:It's about time you're admitting it.Quote:No, it was only about 3 seconds because the ratio for "length of time penis is shown" to "length of penis" is 10:1.Oh geez, then they could fill a whole episode with mine.
- virgingrrl - 01-21-2002
ha ha, alkey is in the hole :bouncer:
- Maynard - 01-21-2002
Dude, you were warned. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
And we all know you like the amount of man meat you're getting in prison.
- IrishAlkey - 01-21-2002
virgingrrl Wrote:ha ha, alkey is in the hole :bouncer:Yours is next on my list.