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- Maynard - 06-03-2002

Dr. Seuss Purity Test


- OAS - 06-03-2002

Seeing as you have to ask, yes and no.


- Hey Ladi - 06-03-2002

Quote:making you 66.0% sexually pure (34.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 66.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 29%,



What a funny test :rofl:
Quote:Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?



- Luna - 06-03-2002

Quote:Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it amidst the blubber?



Edited By LunaBabe on June 03 2002 at 1:10


- Ken'sPen - 06-03-2002

Did you make her wear a bag,
when you banged that ugly hag?



Edited By Ken'sPen on June 03 2002 at 1:04


- Luna - 06-03-2002

Did you cover up your head....
Did you get lost in her bed...........?


- Ken'sPen - 06-03-2002

Next time won't you please tell me,
if I might contract VD?


- Luna - 06-03-2002

Did you ever have to pee
when you were stuck up in a tree.........?


- Ken'sPen - 06-03-2002

Ladi said I'd have a good time,
But didn't mention the 10 man line.


- Luna - 06-03-2002

Did you ever feel like swine
when you are drinking up your wine.........?


- Ken'sPen - 06-03-2002

Saw Luna naked and had a great scare,
By the yard and a half, of her pubic hair.


- OAS - 06-03-2002

Ken's Pen thought his humor was teh funny,
but to the rest it's rather runny


- Ken'sPen - 06-03-2002

Some floppy boobs, sagged to her shins,
While Barch proclaims, Daphna Wins!!1!


- Grumpy - 06-03-2002

Did you bang her in her rear?
Did you bang her in her ear?
If you shot it in her eye
do you think she'd get a stye?
If she swallowed your whole peter,
would you declare her your new leader?


- BeckyDC - 06-03-2002

You answered "yes" to 14 of 50 questions, making you 72.0% sexually pure (28.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 72.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 27%, based on a comparison of your test results with 26627 other submissions for this test.


- PollyannaFlower46 - 06-03-2002

You answered "yes" to 29 of 50 questions, making you 42.0% sexually pure (58.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 42.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 34%, based on a comparison of your test results with 26627 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 65.1%.


- LZMF1 - 06-04-2002

<center>Here is the result of your Dr. Seuss Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 27 of 50 questions, making you 46.0% sexually pure (54.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 46.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 37%, based on a comparison of your test results with 26627 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 65.1%.</center>




ummmmmmmmm............ok, terrific!


- Hey Ladi - 06-04-2002

HEY! How can it say "based on a comparison of your test results with 26627 other submissions for this test." ... for all of you? I call Shennanigans! :bouncer:


- LZMF1 - 06-04-2002

OK!!!! everybody outta the pool!!

ladi did point out the obvious that we all overlooked.


- Maynard - 06-04-2002

Huh? I don't understand what you mean.