Need a title? - Printable Version

Need a title? - Printable Version

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- Arthur Dent - 07-29-2002

Elite Titles

Upset that you don't have a special title? Need a label to make you feel important? Think a new social status will improve your life?

Then check this out and find out how to be a Lord, Lady, Duke, Duchess, or what ever other title makes you feel warm and special inside.

- OAS - 07-29-2002

I prefer to just make the Lady or Duchess feel all warm inside. They know what my title is.

- Maynard - 07-29-2002

Quote:I prefer to just make the Lady or Duchess feel all warm inside.

Those were my aunts dogs names.

- OAS - 07-29-2002

Leave it up to the dog fucker to conjour up his fond memories. :disappointed:

- Zootybang - 07-29-2002

I shall henceforth be known as "Sir zootybang of Canterbury", heir to the Listerene fortune.
I shall be receiving my loyal subjects at 8 pm sharp.

- Arpikarhu - 07-29-2002

my favorite title was always "to kill a mockingbird"

- virgingrrl - 07-29-2002

lady kate sure does have a nice ring to it....

- Maynard - 07-29-2002

[quote]I'll cup your balls and lick the shaft for $2.[quote]
That's not something a LADY would say. :-p

- FNMoron - 07-29-2002

Quote:*{quote} I'll cup your balls and lick the shaft for $2.{quote}

Quote:At least learn how to work the buttons LZMF.

:poke:

* - I had to change the "[" & "]" to "{" & "}" because i kept getting an error stating that there weren't an equal number of open & closing quote frames

- criticslovesnatch - 07-29-2002

I call dibs on Sir, that way sleeper cant get it.

- LZMF1 - 07-29-2002

Quote:At least learn how to work the buttons LZMF

??????

i'm sorry you lost me. can you make cliff notes for me?

- FNMoron - 07-29-2002

ok LZ.... here's the deal.... I used the "me" option in the Maynar'd a Dick (Part 2) thread, but i made a slight typo, and maynard said to me;

Quote:At least learn how to work the buttons LZMF

so, i found this an ample opportunity to quote him & throw it back in his face... It seems the maytard has problems using the "quote" button.... well, that & he implied that you're retarted & can't use the buttons correctly either....

hope that clears things up for you :-D

- LZMF1 - 07-29-2002

ahhhhhh......ok, i got it now.

i never did get used to using the "me" button

- Maynard - 07-29-2002

<center>Maynard thinks LZMF is wee todd did and Moron is just a plain old jackass</center>

:-p

- GonzoStyle - 07-29-2002

Sir Touch A Lot... I don't like that....

- FNMoron - 07-29-2002

<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>
<center>FNMoron knows Maynard is a DICK!!!</center>

- Sluggo - 07-29-2002

Wrong thread, Moron. Rolleyes

- Is Don on the phone? - 07-30-2002

Quote:The Titles of Lord and Lady
If you're a AOL user or are having trouble online ordering

Does anyone else see the irony in this?

- LZMF1 - 07-30-2002

<center>LZMF1 thinks that maynerd wants a dog cock in his ass</center>

NICE!!!! it took me long enough but i figured that little "me" doo-hickey out.

- FNMoron - 07-30-2002

Quote:Wrong thread, Moron.

whoops... sorry sluggard....
but he is a DICK, ya know...

oh... and LZ... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... you're smart!!!!:crackhead: