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- Sean Cold - 02-11-2002 Quote:Dead Wrong: She's Alive See, now this is the shit that makes reading the paper so worth it on a Monday. This is beyond a doubt one of the most fucked up things I ever read! I guess that the family should be happy that they didn't bag her as well. Imagine waking up in that sack? Fuck, I could have had this done to a couple of my ex's, think they would have gotten pissy? - Kid A - 02-11-2002 Ladies and gentlemen, another timely news story brought to you by our own SeanWeek!!! :lol: I actually saw this story on the front page of a paper while at the deli this morning. Pretty fucking strange. And yet, I resisted the urge to cut and paste the story here. :p - Keyser Soze - 02-11-2002 Imagine if she never came to while he was putting her in the bodybag. She could have never been discovered to be alive until much later, if even at all. Makes you wonder if the people who are supposed to come to your aid when you're in a situation like this are less interested in keeping you alive than getting you in the bag. - Sean Cold - 02-11-2002 Dude, you reminding me every day that you were my biggest mistake probally isn't the best way of saying good morning. :fuckoff: Shit, be happy these EMT's never get anywhere near you when you are modding this place, they would probally hit you up with a toe tag as well. :bouncer: - Kid A - 02-11-2002 Whatever. - Sean Cold - 02-11-2002 I guess I should rename this thread "How Kid is a fuckin child and he upped and deleted his account like an asshole" I guess that means we are down to 100 members now. Time for another poll people. Shit, if I only knew all I had to do was bust his ballies, I would have done this ages ago. :bouncer: :bouncer: - IkeaBoy - 02-11-2002 god it's like a horror movie thinking of a nearly 80 year old woman suddenly sitting up right and gasping for air. of course at that age she probably wouldn't sit up right, she'd just like stir a bit and try to move then complain about the tv being too loud . - PollyannaFlower46 - 02-11-2002 Sean Cold Wrote:"I called everyone and had to tell them my mother was dead, then only to call back and say she's aliveI would've loved to be on the other line for one of those phone calls....too funny.... :roflmao: - Luna - 02-11-2002 This news story doesn't surprise me. Park Slope is full of idiots. - Sloatsburgh - 02-11-2002 If they can't tell if you are alive or dead, should you really be allowed to continue and consume resources? :disappointed: - Maynard - 02-11-2002 Sloatsburgh Wrote:If they can't tell if you are alive or dead, should you really be allowed to continue and consume resources? :disappointed:Now that's a good point. - Sean Cold - 02-11-2002 Sloatsburgh Wrote:If they can't tell if you are alive or dead, should you really be allowed to continue and consume resources? :disappointed:Yeah, that pretty much makes you unqualified for the fuckin job if you ask me. It's like being a Quaterback who can't throw, not much unlike jay Fielder from the Phins. If you can't do whats required, then look for a new job. Shit, I guess that is like Crybaby Afrika as well :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer: - Maynard - 02-11-2002 Quote:If you can't do whats required, then look for a new job.:roflmao: - Sean Cold - 02-11-2002 I still think this was a fucked up story, regardless that Kid made it about him. Maybe this was his granny they were talking about? Ehh, fuck it, life goes on as do we. - Sluggo - 02-11-2002 Just in case you all wanted to know... The old bitch died today. - PollyannaFlower46 - 02-11-2002 Sluggo Wrote:Just in case you all wanted to know...Ok just imagine being the woman who makes the call: Hi remember when grandma died the other day and it wasn't real? Yea...well she's really dead now.... :roflmao: |