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- LZMF1 - 12-17-2002
ok kids, i haven't watched wrestling since i was in 7th grade(1984) but some of these quotes are pretty funny. after reading all of them i decided to put a link to the site. Rasslin' site (this guy's typing is worse than mine)
<span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>Top 100 Wrestling Quotes of all time:</span>
100) Bobby Heenan commenting on Hogan's entrance music
Heenan: That's my second favorite song.
Monsoon: I'm almost afraid to ask. Whats your favorite?
Heenan: All the rest are tied.
99) "Who's that, the windbreaker?"
Paul E. commenting on Firebreaker Chip of the Patriots.
98) "ohhh yeah, dig it!" -- Randy Savage
97) "He's going to audition for the Vienna Boys' Choir!"
-- Gorilla Monsoon
96) Jesse Ventura commenting on Uncle Elmer kissing his wife:
"They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn."
95) Ricky Rice commenting on his 1989 heel change:
"It's just like Eddie Sharkey told me along time ago...
GET THE MONEY!"
94) "Who dat dere's gunna beat dat team? Who Dat? Who dat?
-- "Dirty" Dick Murdoch on teaming with Bill Watts & Jim Duggan
93) Bobby Heenan on some Jobber:
"I once asked him what came at the end of the sentance...
and he said "parole"."
92) "He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!"
-- Bobby Heenan on Oliver Humperdink
91) "NO NO NO!! FIVE! FIVE!" -- King Kong Bundy
90) "Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs,
MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs."
-- Jesse Ventura
89) Paul E. commenting on War Games:
"This is more dangerous than double dating with Danny Bonaduce
on the Kennedy compound."
88) Gorilla & Bobby on the Rosatti sisters:
Brain: "I looked it up. You know what Rosatti means in Italian?"
Gorilla: "Sure. It means red, rich, full..."
Brian: Nope...it means lard.
87) "The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges
had children" -- Gorilla Monsoon
86) Bobby H. on the Ultimate Roider
"This guy makes coffe nervous."
85) "Do you have any bald ice cream?" -- Bobby H.
84) "I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable,
or mineral." -- Jim Cornette
83) "Jimmy Snuka stood up, 25 feet in the air, drove his knee through
my ribs, but did I allow them to carry me out on a strecher? NO!
I got right up and walked out!"
Don Muraco after Backlund announced he wouldn't wrestle the Iron
Sheik due to injuries.
82) "Gene Mean, look at our body. Cameraman, zoom!" -- Iron Sheik
81) "I wanted to have a Vanna White look alike contest here, the only
problem was, most of the girls who showed up look like Betty
White."
-- Scotty "The Body" Anthony
80) Gorilla Monsoon commenting on Nick Volkoff's singing:
"If you hung him for being a good singer, you'd be hanging
an innocent man!"
79) Stan Lane introducing Jim Cornette:
"Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought Pee Wee Herman everything
he knows, Jim Cornette!"
78) Jim Cornette introducing Stan Lane:
"Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith
everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!"
77) Bobby H. on the Rosatti sisters
"I see the rodeo's in town again."
76) "Hey! Everyone look at me! I'm the BAD guy" -- THe Dimond Studd
75) "I'm going to give Abdulla (The Butcher) a BIG Cactus Jack
hug right now!" -- Cactus Jack
74) "Hollywood Joohn Tatum? He does at least 6,000 sit ups and
10,000 pushups a day!
-- Scotty Anthony"
73) "Mucken Singh works VERY hard on his brawler's physique!"
-- Scott Anthony
72) "The Patriot wears that mask EVERYWHERE! Even in the shower!"
-- GWF announcer Anderson
71) I'm so quick,m Icould spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit
the old ladie behind me!"
-- "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
70) Bobby H on the Rossati sisters
"The only thing they recognize is a buffet"
69) "I'm just like a giant candy cane, the ladies want to lick
me all over."
-- Scotty Anthony
68) "Whatcha gunna do when Hulkamanina and my 24" pythons
run wild on you?!?!?!!?
-- Hulk Hogan
67) "The Ultimate Warrior? He died, and he's now portraid by
Steve DiSalvo."
Sean "Bandwith" Ryan
66) Bobby H on Frankie (Koko's bird)
"If he was in my house, he'd be in a shake 'n' bake bag."
65) "Take a one way trip down to Larry Land!"
-- Larry Zybisco
64) "This is for all the little Stingers" -- Cactus Jack
63) "I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning."
Sgt. Slughter after burning Hogan's face
62) "I guess you could call that poetry in motion."
Jesse V after watchin the Genius smacking a jobber with his
poetry plate.
61) "What can I say about this move? Nothing so I won't."
-- Randy Savage on the Beverly Bros' finisher
60) "Macho madness lives forver!" -- Randy S.
59) "Yeah what were you doing at Wrestlemania? Ohhhh yeeeeah I'd
like to know. You weren't there to gloat were you? No I guess
you weren't."
Randy Savege on Elizabeth being at WMVII
58) "Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out
with Sammartino. They shave each other's back."
-- Paul E.
57) "Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of
crackers." -- Bobby H on Lou Ferign's speach impediment
56) "The Judge wont allow Pee Wee to defend himself and Pee Wee knows for sure that he can get himself are."
-- Jim Cornette
55) "You cannot believe the mayhem!"
-- Lance Russel after a Fabulous Ones vs Moondogs match, with
over 1/2 dozen foreign objects in the ring.
54) Bobby Heenan on jobber Rikki Atakki
"Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again."
53) Bobby H & Gorilla on Chico Santana:
Bobby H: Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of
World Records?
Gorilla: Yeah? For what?
Bobby H: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour.
Gorilla: Will you stop...
52) "You know why there were onlu 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They
only had one car." -- Bobby H
51) " Do you know Koko B. Ware's mom's first name? Tupper."
-- (For thhe 20 septillionth time) -- Bobby H
50) Roddy Piper on Ole Anderson:
"He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!"
49) Scotty Anthony to a balding GWF announcer:
"I see you got a crew cut...and the crew never came back!"
48) "The Barbarian's shoes are Hair Jordans" Bobby H
47) "He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords."
Jim Cornette
46) I'm just thisclose to that world's heavyweight championship
belt." -- Rusty Brooks
45) "I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling."
-- Jim Garvin
44) "Eventually, even a blind squrill will find an acron."
-- Jim Cornette
43) "I can't jump high, so I jump from high places."
-- Cactus Jack
42) "Broken necks, splattered patellas, severed arteries: These are
the things from which dreams are made of."
Road Warrior Hawk
41) "It could be....Giant Babba!"
-- Jack Tunney on who "Giant Machiene" might be.
40) "I would wrestle Hulk Hogan when I'm 50 years old."
-- Bob Backlund
39) "You can see the life LITERALLY oozing from his body!"
-- Gorilla Monsoon
38) "Want a hot dog, McMahon?"
Jesse V
37) "Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest?
The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team
is Cindy Lauper."
-- Roddy Piper
36) "I told Sting that lump in his throat wasn't emotion.
it was his liver!"
-- Cactus Jack
35) "Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!"
-- Bobby Heenan on a freeze frame of Typhoon
34) "They have Ohhhh what a feeling, but we have Ohhhh What a Rush!"
-- The Legion of Doom on the Orient Express
33) "Real men wear kilts." -- Roddy Piper
34) "Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him,
the more english you get out of him."
-- Bobby Heenan
33) "The pleasure was all yours."
Jesse Ventura
32) "I would rather hurt a man than love a woman."
-- Cactus Jack
31) "I've hung & I've bung..."
-- Hulk Hogan describing hanging & banging in the same tense
30) "Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling."
-- Rowdy Roddy Piper
29) "often immitated, but never duplicated!"
Captain Lou Albano
28) "Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling."
-- Roddy P on Ric Flair
27) "$5,000 means nothing to me! I did about $5,000 worth of
damage to that nose of his!!"
Greg Valentine after being fined for attacking Ric Flair
26) "Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial
Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler,
if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do
ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king.
King of FOOLS, jack!!"
-- Roddy Piper
25) Gorilla & Bobby on Adrian Adonis:
Gorilla: He's quite lethargic.
Bobby: And slow.
24) "Tommy Rich, the John-Boy of pro-wrestling.
-- Roddy Piper
23) "When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone
there unconsious?"
-- Bobby H on Beefcake
22) Roddy Piper on Warlord & his facemask:
"He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training
young wrestlers..."
21) Roddy Piper on Jim Duggan
"Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?"
20) "It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food."
-- Bam Bam Bigelow
19) "I look real good and feel even better, I make a burlap
sack look like a cashmere sweater."
-- "Ravishing" Rick Rude
18) "Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running.
He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running."
-- Roddy Piper
17) Bobby Heenan on Kerry Von Erich
"He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs."
16) "I see Sandy Barr got himself a $4 haircutt...
$1 for each side."
-- Scotty the Body Anthony
15) "Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you
can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk
with anything, either male or female?"
Roddy Piper to a reporter who questioned Curt Hennig's sexuality
14) "I'm the only man you wouodn't want to wrestle...if I was in
shape."
-- Billy Whatson
13) "When we're done with you' it'll look like we set fire to your
face and put it out with an axe!"
-- The Road Warriors in their AWA days
12) "He has a lower occipital proturbance!"
-- Gorilla Monsoon
11) "If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up
the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world."
-- Cactus Jack
And Finally...the long awaited TOP 10...
10) "Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a
fox."
-- Roddy Piper
9) "I see you have wavey hair....its waveing goodbye!"
-- Scotty Anthony to a balding GWF anouncer
8) "He has a calsium deposit on the medulla oblongota of his brain,
but he is a brilliant man. This man has a BA, an MA from harverd,
and a PhD from Oxford. He's a brilliant man I tell you, Mean
Gene."
-- Capt. Lou Albano on Buzz Sawyer
7) "Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off."
Jim Cornette on Dusty Rhode's birthmark
6) "To be that man, you've got to beat the man. Woooo!"
-- Ric Flair
5) "Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!"
-- Jesse Ventura
4) "Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know
is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?"
-- Roddy Piper
3) "Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell
Gibbons, eating bark or something?"
-- Roddy Piper on Flair's nickname
2) "Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the
best thing going. Wooooo!"
-- Ric Flair
Finally, the big #1...
1) (After beating up Frankie Williams on Piper's Pit)
"Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions."
-- "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
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- Teenweek - 12-17-2002
Here are some better ones.
"Awwwwwwww, son of a bitch" -Jim Ross responding to Vince McMahon being "Greater Power"
"Chyna's not a girl, Chyna's a bitch!" -Road Dogg
"How come I brought down one bag and you brought down 3?" -Kevin Nash referring to Macho Man's ladies.
"That is the biggest man that has ever been on top of Patterson" (Viscera) -Jim Ross
"Vince, you used me!! Tonight, im gonna ABUSE YOU!!!" -Ken Shamrock
"I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger. (Gives Vince the finger)" -Steve Austin
"You know why puppies have wet noses? Because I lick'em!" -Jerry Lawler
Jerry Lawler: "Our announcing table is wrecked!" Jim Ross: "And we're not even Spanish!"
Bobby: "She(Aysia) can beat you up you know!" Tony: "I'm sure she could!"
"You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!" -Val Venis
"This kid needs an ass wippin!" -Jim Ross referring to Shane McMahon
"I asked for puppies, not a dog." -Jerry Lawler reffering to Nicole Bass.
"Union Of People You Outta Respect, wait a minute, we do stand for something, up UP-YORS SHANE!" -Mankind
"They worked for 2 extrememly crappy wrestling organizations."(ECW, WCW) -Jerry Lawler reffering to Public Enemy.
Michael Cole:I cant even see the action, a big cowboy hat is in my way. Jim Ross:There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up.
"What is this? Sing-along with The Champ?!" -The Rock after the crowd was saying what he was saying the most electrifying line in sprots entertainment today. "If ya smeeeelll, what the Rock is cookin?"
"That's 10 poounds of monkey crap in a 5 pound bag!" -The Rock reffering to Paul Wight. "Don't tell me what I'm saying! You want to ask me what I'm saying, I'll tell you what I'm saying! Don't tell me what I'm saying!" -Vince McMahon on Inside Edition.
"DDP while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name" -Scott Stiener at Superbrawl IX
"Not much upstairs, but what a staircase!!" -Jerry Lawler, referring to Debra McMichael
"She's not your type! She's not inflateable." -Jerry Lawler, reffering to Michael Cole.
"Kicks to the groin, quite frankly, would be greatly appreciated." -Vince McMahon
Mankind:Hi Debra, I'd got something for your breasts Debra: Is there something wrong with them? Mankind: No infact I get a tingly feeling whenever I look at them. But I'm afraid you might catch a chest cold which in your case might be fatal. Here's a sweater.
"Next time say excuse me BITCH!" -Big Boss Man to Terri Runnels
"Hey Rock! At Summerslam, do you want to know what your role will be? I'm gonna make you my bitch!" -HHH
"Lets all give a round of applause to the Rock because well....he has my belt. Hell while we're at it, lets all give me a hand cause.....I got his money! -Mankind on Raw
"After the humiliation you suffered last night, you want some more of me?" Vince McMahon on Raw after the Royal Rumble 99.
"You know what Austin? I'm gonna get me some!" -Vince McMahon training for the Royal Rumble.
"You know, this Purple and Red can lead us to bed." -Mark Henry
"I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!" -McMahon
"You wouldn't have ever won the match, if Chyna didn't hit the People's Jewels" -The Rock
HHH: Hey, X-Pac, you seen Billy anywhere? X-Pac: It's not my fucking turn to watch him, biotch! -From DX uncensored
"Oil of Olay!!" - Kevin Nash mocking Konnan
"I kicked Kane between the legs, and it felt like I was kicking a pillow!" -Rock
"A monkey went into the ring, took a crap and out came Mankind!" -Rock
"DDP, when I look at you, I see white Trash! When I look at the people in the crowd, I see white trash. So maybe you are the people's champion!" -Scott Stiener
"I got 13 words for the outlaws, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. -Mankind at Summer Slam
"If you smellllllalalalala what the sock, is cookin!"! -Mankind
"Hey your proctologist called, they found your head!" -Jerry Lawler
"Why don't you take your Damn sock, put it on your hand, feel it what's between your legs and see what's there?" -Rock to Mankind
"Your dad was on the road night after night and your mom was all alone ... and you wonder why you and your brother look nothing alike" - Chris Jericho to Dean Malenko
"Well Hulk Hogan - you suck pal!" -X-Pac
"I thought you were dead" -Hogan to Warrior
"The outcome is always the same, us on top, them on bottom. And no thats not my sexual preference" -Road Dog
"If I wanted any crap out of you, I would have picked it out of your teeth" - Shawn Michaels to X-Pac
"Steve Young will play a major role in the superbowl this year. He'll be the one telling his fat wife to fetch him another brewsky" -Road Dog
"I understand that Marlena likes to talk to Goldust during sex, and last night she called him from a hotel" -Jerry Lawler
"Shut you mouth, or I will slap the taste out of you" -The Rock to Micheal Cole
"This leg represents Christmas, this leg represents New Year's. So ladies why dont you come visit me in between the holidays." -Val Venis
"Looks like Mankind just checked into the Smack Down Hotel on the corner of Know-Your-Role Boulevard and Jabronie Drive." -Rock
"Make sure you go get those TV guides with Undertaker or Austin on the cover, well of course, those ones may be sold out. Then you may have to settle for the now retired Hulk Hogan, or the Stone Cold wannabee, GOLDBERG!" -Jim Ross
"Well Rock earlier tonight you took out Hunter Hearst Helmsley's knee out with Intercontinental title what are you thinking about going into tonight's ladder match." -Michael Cole "Well Michael the Rock is thinking about slapping the yellow of your teeth" -the Rock, Summerslam 98
Baddass:The next time I see Shamrock, Im gonna kcik his ASS! Lawler:Well, you saw him a few minuites ago, and you did nothing!!!
"PIMPS UP....HOES DOWN.....WEST SSSSSYYYYYYYDDDDDDDEEEEEE!!!!!" -Badd Ass as Gunnfather
Mark Henry's Date: Mark Henry: WAITRESS! Waitress: Yes? Mark Henry: Can we have some water? Not some of that tap water but that really good stuff. Pariair Chyna: Mark, it's Paryie Mark Henry: Oh and some of that too
People: Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Vince: Austin you are finished! People: Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! SCSA: Oh I can't hear ya Vince gotta speak a little louder! People: Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Vince: YOUR ASS IS FIRED! SCSA: AWW....Vince ya must feel like a real wimp, cause there is about 18,000 people callin you an Asshole!
Training for Royal Rumble Shane: WHO DO YOU WANT DAD?!?!?!?!?! Vince: AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!! Shane: WHO DO YOU HATE?!?!?!? Vince: AUSTIN!!!!! Shane: WHO DO YOU WANT?!?!?!? Vince: Austin
"Where is that Damn Scott Hall? We checked all the bars!" -Kevin Nash "Maybe he is at the strip club" -K-Dawg "Konnan, my friend, he has been kicked out of every strip club in the country " -Kevin Nash
"Jesse James wrestles as well as he sings Mr. Lawler" -Vince "Well, then that leaves nothing but this guy ain't gonna get anywhere" -Jerry
"You beat nothing, on Saturday... till you went back to your hotel room that night pal." -Syxx
On DX Super Soakers Commercial: Director: Come on guys. One more take.....and ACTION! Badd Ass: Super Soaker SPF 3000, don't leave home without it! Director: CUT! Badd Ass: Super Soaker SPF 3000 The Fresh Maker! Director: CUT! You know, in all oh my years in this business, I have never seen anything like this. You guys are by far the rudest most uncoroperative people I have ever had the displease of working with bow, you will get it right this time or I walk. Do I make my self clear? DX: THE PRESSURE IS ON!
"If you are dumb enough, to set your @$$ on fire, you can bet your bottom dollar that Stone Cold is gonna bring all the marshmellows, the hotdogs, and all the beer..........." -Stone cold
"Samoan Savage is so ugly he has to get up early in the morning & ambush breakfast." -Jim CornetteP> "Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test." -Jim Cornette
"Norman is so stupid, mind readers charge him half price." -Jim Cornette
"Norman is so fat, he has furniture disease - his chest is in his drawers." -Jim Cornette
"Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch `60 Minutes." -Jim Cornette
"There are bears in the woods that are tamer than Stan Hansen!" -Bob Caudle
"(Rick) Steiner's eyes are glazed, even more than normal!" -Jim Ross
"Here Rock, take this coporate table. Here Rock have this coporate....this coporate....what ever the Hell this thing is." -Mankind
"Rock that taste in your mouth is these nuts." -HHH
"I heard the Godwinns were at the mall and the power went out so they got stuck on the escalator for 2 hours." -Jerry Lawler
"I heard that Max Minnie tryed to commit suicide by jumping off a curb." -Jerry Lawler
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Following from DX Uncensored Video: Hunter hearst helmsly:Ladies and gentlemen between the hours of 10:00 pm to 11:00 pm we will use the words ass, Hell and bitch we will never use the words shit, fuck, god Damn and fagot or any other racial slurs. now as it pretains to video we wont use dick refrences:
shawn michaels: Shit
hunter hearst helmesly: whatch your fucking mouth
shawn michales: fuck me
hunter hearst helmesly: god! fuck. Anyway we wont use any penis refrences.
shawn micheals: Now as everyone might know the favorite passtime in the oral office is swallow the leader I did not sleep with that young intern in fact I was up all night!!!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Big Valbowski is kida like a pool just jump right in and get wet!!" -Val Venis "The Big Valbowski is kinda like a cuban cigar the more you suck it, the more you choke!!" -Val Venis
"If you can't beat it, SUCK IT!!!" -DX
"If I win little miss deby has to show off her tasty cakes." -Goldust
"I WANT TO WRESTLE THE OLD REY MYSTERIO, NOT THE ONE IN THE LAZY WRESTLINGORGANAZION." -KIDMAN
"Wait, wait, wait! The Rock's got 4 donuts for you Jabroni's!" -The Rock when he got arrested on Raw
"If you smell what the sock is cooking" -Mankind at Survivor Series 98
"You know I could easily kick your ass, but last time I checked, my name was Steven Regal, not Elton John so I'll take the broads." -Steven Regal "I was surprised that you excepted the hoes, cuz I thought all fags were from England!" -Godfather Godfather and Regal on Nov 16 98's Raw
"OH, tell that ugly one right there!" -Eric Bishoff "Well you know that ugly one right there! Do us all a favor! Leave that Sting mssk on brother!" -Hollywood Hogan
"Dont just blow it show it. " -Sable
"I guess getting down on your knees runs in the family " -Val Venis
"The Big Valbowski is alot like a Hakeem Olajuwan, either he's taking the hook shot from the outside or driving down the lane on the inside, he always scores!" -Val Venis
"Pimpin Ain't Easy!" -Godfather
"Do unto others what ever you think is funny!" -Jerry Lawler
"I don't know what your cookin', smells like shit, but I think I'll eat some anyway. HEHEHE!" -X-Pac
"I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning!" -Slaughter (after he burnt Hulk Hogan at WM 7)
"I am not a nugget! I'm a blackheart Damn it, a winner, a sole survivor, WOOOO!" -Jason Sensation
"Sugar coated testies. Is that a new breakfast cereal?" -MANKIND
"The Crock just went to the bathroom you should of smelt what the Rock was cooking. I aint faking you should of smelt what the Rock was baking!" -HHH
"You know, the Big Valbowski is kind of like a rubix cube, the more that you play with it the harder it gets." -VAL VENIS
"I got balls the size of grapefruits!" -Vince McMahon
"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, chidren of all ages. Heavy metal music proudly brings to you. Its WWF, TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!! Mosh and Thrasher, THE HEADBANGERS!!!" -Mosh
"And if you aren't down with the Headbanngers? We got 2 words for ya! YOU SUCK!!!" -Thrasher "McMahon 3:16 saids I just pissed my pants!" -Steve Austin
- GonzoStyle - 12-17-2002
Lives.... look into them.
- LZMF1 - 12-17-2002
i have one........really......i do
i was just reading through my marlboro unlimited magazine and saw the web sites that they recommend on the last page of the 'zine
- Teenweek - 12-17-2002
mine took about 2 minutes and what i am most famous for cut and pasting. read it, some of these are really funny.
- Goatweed - 12-17-2002
God, I miss Bobby Heenan :disappointed:
- JerseyThunder - 12-17-2002
Quote:52) "You know why there were onlu 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They
only had one car." -- Bobby H
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
- GonzoStyle - 12-17-2002
CAUSE THEY ARE INFERIOR TO WHITE PEOPLE LMMFAOGHAGIDIUGWDIGY :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :blow: :blow: :blow:
- Hybrid - 12-17-2002
nigger lol
- JerseyThunder - 12-17-2002
Quote:CAUSE THEY ARE INFERIOR TO WHITE PEOPLE
Sorry to dissapoint you gonzy but mexican sterotypes are true. There isin't one landscaping company down here that does not have at least ten of them working for them and I have yet to see any less than 8 mexicans in a car.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 12-17-2002
you are sad
- Hybrid - 12-17-2002
very.
- The Jays - 12-17-2002
Quote:"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him,
the more english you get out of him."
:rofl: :rofl:
- JerseyThunder - 12-18-2002
Quote:53) Bobby H & Gorilla on Chico Santana:
Bobby H: Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of
World Records?
Gorilla: Yeah? For what?
Bobby H: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour.
Gorilla: Will you stop...
:rofl: :rofl:
- GonzoStyle - 12-18-2002
CAUSE HIS FAMILY CROSSED THE BORDER ILLEGALLY LMMFAOGLHIUCDEHVGDYG :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
- JerseyThunder - 12-18-2002
It's funny cause it's true.
- Hybrid - 12-18-2002
you're such a moron
- JerseyThunder - 12-18-2002
So I guess by you getting all offended, you must be one. Tell me wetback, how many landscapers are there in your famila anyway? :moonie:
- HollywoodJewMoses - 12-18-2002
i dont think anyone got offended, retard
its just not as funny when you point it out, because you lack brainpower
- The Jays - 12-18-2002
Quote:"Macho madness lives forver!"
:rofl: :rofl: