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+--- Thread: Cell#2 Song Writing Contest (/showthread.php?tid=4816)
- Ken'sPen - 01-12-2003
I bought and will keep a copy of the Fellowship of the Rings,
but will think of the winner of the contest whenever I watch it.
All you need to do to enter, is write a song parody about my wrongful punishment.
even Mods can enter and win
good luck.
- Sloatsburgh - 01-13-2003
In honor of Garret Morris:
"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the Gonzies I see,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the Gonzies I see,
When I kill all the Gonzies I see, then Gonzie he won't bother meeeeeeee...
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the Gonzies I see!"
- Gooch - 01-14-2003
Because a good thing should never be erased...
<center><font color=red>Hard Knock Life (for Ken)
Jay-Z - Hard Knock Life
Take the baseline out, uh huh
Jigga uh huh uh huh uh huh yeah
It's the hard knock life for Ken (uh-huh)
It's the hard knock life for Ken
Steada treated, he gets ripped
Steada kisses, in the cell he's kicked
It's the hard knock life!!
Postin on CDIH poppin
To make the hottest threads New York has ever seen
To dropping some new Door's threads
From the new dope spot, where Jack can't lock
Fleeing the CDIH scene, when OA.com fell
From nightmares of a lonely cell, my real cold day in Hell
Will they follow because I bail? Fuck yes.
Where's Arpi's bat with the rubber grips, all hot
And what if I was rubbing your tits, at lunch, what not
I'm from the school of the hard knocks, we must not
Let other poster violate our threads, wish me dead
Arpi, let's support the site on Paypal and split it 50-50, uh huh
Give them all the dough and stay real jiggy, uh huh
Let's post and watch them get pissy pissy
Flow imminently like the memory of my nigga Lent, baby!
You know it's Hell when I come through
The life and times of Ken'sPen nigga Volume 2, ya'll niggas get ready
It's the hard knock life for Ken
It's the hard knock life for Ken
Steada treated, he gets ripped
Steada kisses, in the cell he's kicked
I flow for those on this site that have been droned out
All these innane chat threads controlling the house
CDIH in hard knocks, Doors fans takin over. We bomb blocks
Burn 'em down and you can have 'em back Jack, I'd rather that
I flow for board chicks wishing they were on my lunch mission
I see your website vision, put money on the longshots
All these posters born to glock
Now Ken be on top whether he's in the cell or not
I'm here, this board gets from lukewarm to hot
Postin on the job, offering me LOTR prize, can't get no relief
I've served fries, used lunch to get between thighs, got threadcounts to rise
Then I pick up lunch bill
As we see the phony posters you might feel we homeys
I'm just like you. Don't know me? Shit
I come back when the situation ain't improving
I'm trying to post to get everything moving, Feel Me!!
It's the hard knock life for Ken
It's the hard knock life for Ken
Steada treated, he gets ripped
Steada kisses, in the cell he's kicked
It's the hard knock life for Ken
It's the hard knock life for Ken
Steada treated, he gets ripped
Steada kisses, in the cell he's kicked
It's the hard knock life!!!
I don't how to sleep, I gotta post, stay on my toes
Mods always have a beef so logically they become my foes
Hustlin still inside of me and as far as progress
You be hardpressed to find another poster hot as me
I gave you prophecy on my first thread, and CDIH lamed out
Didn't really appreciate us till Arpi & I did a mod flame-out
We stretched the game out, X'ed your name out
Put Gooch on top, and drop bombs non-stop for ya nigga
It's the hard knock life for Ken
It's the hard knock life for Ken
Steada treated, he gets ripped
Steada kisses, in the cell he's kicked
It's the hard knock life for Ken
It's the hard knock life for Ken
Steada treated, he gets ripped
Steada kisses, in the cell he's kicked
It's the hard knock life!!
It's the hard knock life!!
It's the hard knock life!!
- Keyser Soze - 01-14-2003
contest over. gooch wins.