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- FNMoron - 01-21-2003
why are there so many???
Quote:The Stoner Forum Commandments
1 - Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2 - Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings is a friend.
3 - No animal shall wear clothes.
4 - No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5 - No animal shall drink alcohol.
6 - No animal shall kill another animal.
7 - All animals are equal... except Doors-hippies.
8 - Thursday is the greatest band of all time.
9 - Thursday is also Hawaiian shirt day.
10 - Don't shit where you eat.
11 - Say please & thank you.
12 - Do unto others as you would have done to you.
13 - Don't bogart the bowl.
14 - Don't ash where you eat.
15 - Thou shalt not sell out your fellow pseudo-mods.
16 - Don't open the car door.
17 - Don't step on the brake.
18 - Stab your friends in the back any chance you get :*(
19 - I'm sorry, Hybrid. I didn't mean it. <3
20 - Too late.
21 - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
22 - fuck you hippie
23 - No, fuck you, xmosherxx.
24 - dont you have a banjo to play
25 - Yes, and it hungers for the taste of your bloody thumb.
you really don't expect people to remember all that, do you??? :poke:
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- Hey Ladi - 01-21-2003
yeah, I was thinking that
1 - Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2 - Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings is a friend.
7 - All animals are equal... except Doors-hippies.
9 - Thursday is also Hawaiian shirt day.
10 - Don't shit where you eat.
13 - Don't bogart the bowl.
14 - Don't ash where you eat.
16 - Don't open the car door.
17 - Don't step on the brake.
25 - Yes, and it hungers for the taste of your bloody thumb.
...... that's better
- Keyser Soze - 01-21-2003
stoners can't remember where this forum is let alone the rules
- Hey Ladi - 01-21-2003
we sniff our way here
- FNMoron - 01-21-2003
:fuggin:
- Luna - 01-21-2003
I still have to get a few Hawaiin shirts for Thursdays.
- FNMoron - 01-21-2003
oooh.... pick me up one too.... ok Luna... thanks... you're the bestest :thumbs-up:
- NaughtyAngel - 01-22-2003
there were never any rules when it was the kingdom :banana:
- FNMoron - 01-22-2003
yeah... and look where that got you Amy... the Stoners took over :lol:
- NaughtyAngel - 01-22-2003
gonzo was supposed to take away hybrid's modship and give it to me but i guess he forgot
- Luna - 01-22-2003
Here ya go, FN:
![[Image: HawaiiGarden-Blk.jpg]](http://www.palmbayrepublic.com/images/paradisefound/small/HawaiiGarden-Blk.jpg)
see if that fits....
::runs back to GoogleMart::
- Luna - 01-22-2003
who wants this one?
![[Image: shirtorchid.gif]](http://www.retrorebels.co.uk/shirtorchid.gif)
- Danked - 01-22-2003
As a result of my devilish schemings in my drunken state at the bowling alley, I did some things I regret and I'm sorry.
Hybrid and I aren't on speaking terms right now.
- NaughtyAngel - 01-22-2003
yeah but im happy bout them, you came over and put your hand on my thigh :loveya:
plus he shouldnt be mad because he still has his modship
- FNMoron - 01-22-2003
it's ok buddy... :thumbs-up:
- Danked - 01-22-2003
It was your knee.
- FNMoron - 01-22-2003
wow.... i just noticed.... more rules... :disappointed:
Quote:26 - Ladi doesnt make the rules around here
27 - Actually, she does. She made up number's 10 through 13.
28 - Rules 10-13 don't have to be followed
what's the world coming to when stoners need all these rules...
- Hybrid - 01-22-2003
i said they dont need to be followed :thumbs-up:
- Danked - 01-22-2003
Right. We just like playing with our toys.
They make Gonzo feel like the moderators are actually doing something when he reads the Moderators' Log.
- Hybrid - 01-22-2003
i dont have the attention span or will to have a full fake fight with danked like maynard and arpi either. so this is nice.