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- Danked - 01-24-2003
There's this lady standing in front of me right now. She asked me to look up what sort of work we've done on her car in the past, but she's leaning against the counter with her back to me trying to talk to me all the while shoveling cereal into her mouth. She's so fucking gross. So I tell her that I can't understand a question she's asking me in the meantime because her fucking mouth is full and she's facing the window. I can hear the cereal falling to the goddamn floor. She's such a fucking slob. She has no clue I'm posting about her right now, but she's so gross.
- Danked - 01-24-2003
I had to send my dog around to the front to vacuum up all the crumbs from this lady. Maybe she'll get the hint.
- Buttmunch - 01-24-2003
What kind of cereal?
- Buttmunch - 01-24-2003
Does she have a nice ass?
- Danked - 01-24-2003
Corn flakes it looked like.
And I was too nauseated to check out her ass. She finally left.
- Keyser Soze - 01-24-2003
i would have dry gulched her.
- Weird NJ - 01-24-2003
We should set up a webcam here so everyone can point and laugh. :lol:
- Danked - 01-24-2003
Everyone can see the shitty cokehead that comes in to empty our ashtray of all the discarded cigarette butts that he smokes cause he spends all his money on coke. Perhaps they'll be lucky enough to see me chasing him out with bat in hand.
- LyricalGomez - 01-24-2003
You should set it up and make people pay
Who wouldn't pay to see Danked chase after someone with a bat?
- Danked - 01-24-2003
Bat or golf club.
I have a wide array of blunt objects at my disposal.
- Mad - 01-24-2003
Golf club. You can get some wicked speed up with one of them.
- Goatweed - 01-24-2003
Quote:Everyone can see the shitty cokehead that comes in to empty our ashtray of all the discarded cigarette butts that he smokes cause he spends all his money on coke
this reminded me of a homeless guy that "resides" in the S.I. Ferry terminal. He comes down to where the people smoke (mainly in the front, or underneath by the lower lever boarding) and he picks up the butts that other people toss out, etc. and then smokes them. It's really fucking nasty to see :crackhead:
- Danked - 01-24-2003
I should've punched her.
- Weird NJ - 01-24-2003
Set the banana loose on her. :banana:
- Danked - 01-24-2003
Screaming "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!" the whole time.
- Goatweed - 01-24-2003
she might've slipped on the banana and broke her spine, leaving her paralyzed for life and having that as a constant reminder of what can happen when you try to talk and eat cereal at the same time.
- LZMF1 - 01-24-2003
you should have kicked her in the cunt!
- Goatweed - 01-24-2003
based on Danked description of her ("She's so fucking gross"), I doubt he would want to risk exposing his foot to that mess.
- LZMF1 - 01-24-2003
goat has a very good point.
- Danked - 01-24-2003
I'd never get my foot back.