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- IrishAlkey - 06-07-2003
![[Image: pizza.jpg]](http://www.chevroncars.com/wocc/lrn/trib/gifs/pizza.jpg)
![[Image: piazza.jpg]](http://www.redcross.org/news/other/entertainment/natcelebcab/images/piazza.jpg)
- Arpikarhu - 06-07-2003
pizza because Piazza is a homosexual and we all know they fight like girls. thats why piazza didnt go after clemens but did go after that tiny hispanic pitcher.
- IrishAlkey - 06-07-2003
I request that TheJays write a skit describing how Pizza would theoretically kick Piazza's ass.
- The Jays - 06-07-2003
A PIZZA DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN! AJHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
- IrishAlkey - 06-07-2003
:disappointed:
- The Jays - 06-07-2003
:Mike Piazza walks into pizzeria:
Hi! Can I order a WHOLE pizza, please?
:pizzamaker responds:
We don't serve faggots here.
:Mike Piazza responds:
But I play for the Mets.
izzamaker:We don't serve Mets here.
:Mike Piazza walks out of pizzeria:
- The Jays - 06-07-2003
:Mike Piazza walks back inside pizzeria. He has a fake mustache on:
Hi! Can I order a WHOLE pizza, please?
izzamaker:We don't serve faggot Met players here.
iazza:How did you know?
izzamaker:You're wearing a fake mustache.
iazza:Howd you know it was fake?
izzamaker:Because it was hanging off of your real mustache.
iazza walks out of pizzeria:
- Arpikarhu - 06-07-2003
oh yeah! check out the big bad mod using the merge function!!! WOO HOOO!!
- The Jays - 06-07-2003
(.... argh, you confused me for a moment...)
- IrishAlkey - 06-07-2003
I always wondered what that button did.
- Arpikarhu - 06-07-2003
i kick ASS!!!!!
- The Jays - 06-07-2003
:Mike Piazza walks into pizzeria. He has a gun, like, one of those handguns that is like really powerful, and hold bullets. Aims gun at pizzamaker:
Hi! I'd like to order a WHOLE pizza, please?
izzamaker shits pants:Sure! One WHOLE pizza :ding:
:one WHOLE pizza is put in oven:
- The Jays - 06-07-2003
izza bakes in the oven, cheese melts over the hot tomato sauce, crust becomes crispy: (OH SHIT, niggas! You can cut the tension with a spoon!)
- IrishAlkey - 06-07-2003
:Clemens walks in behind Piazza and beans him in the head with a fast ball:
iazza falls to the floor unconscious:izza maker gives the WHOLE pizza to Clemens:Edited By IrishAlkey on 1055016105
- The Jays - 06-07-2003
Is that the pizza winning the fight?
- The Sleeper - 06-07-2003
Quote:You're wearing a fake mustache.now THAT is comedy
Howd you know it was fake?
Because it was hanging off of your real mustache.
- The Jays - 06-07-2003
:18:
- GonzoStyle - 06-07-2003
I think jays has finally found his niche.
- Zootybang - 06-08-2003
Seriously, I'm laughing WAY too hard at Jay's pizza story. I can't wait for the next Installment.
- Keyser Soze - 06-08-2003
but what if it were a pizzaria in the west village?