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- Suzie - 06-27-2003
her face is just eh but she had great cleavage, well displayed. I think I'm learning that studly guy art of how to stare at her tits for lengthy period of time without her noticing (which by the way guys we pick up on 75% of the time). What makes it harder is that she's deaf in her right ear, so she has to be watching my lips consistently to follow the conversation.
Things are casual, we smoke a bowl, but then she goes to the bathroom and I can hear her making all sorts of gassy noise in there. Needless to say, this is a big turnoff and I soon after beg off tired and kick her out.
I'd say it was a waste, but she wasn't that hot anyway. Yeah, this was my night.
- x-file - 06-27-2003
Quote:she goes to the bathroom and I can hear her making all sorts of gassy noise in there.
thats what you get for picking up broads at taco bell at midnight.
- Goatweed - 06-27-2003
Gassy girls need lovin' too.
- Keyser Soze - 06-27-2003
You are such a man whore.
- Arpikarhu - 06-27-2003
this thread sucks!!
- Keyser Soze - 06-27-2003
does it swallow?
- Arpikarhu - 06-27-2003
worst comeback ever!
- Keyser Soze - 06-27-2003
cliche superlative repeater!
- Suzie - 06-27-2003
no bickering allowed
- Keyser Soze - 06-27-2003
joyless wench!
- Suzie - 06-27-2003
I spread peace and love.
- Gooch - 06-27-2003
yum...tasty. :8:
- Mad - 06-27-2003
Suzie Wrote:I spread peace and love.No STD's?
- Keyser Soze - 06-27-2003
Smelly Hippy!
- Suzie - 06-27-2003
Quote:No STD's?
Never! Thanks for reminding me, at some point in my forum I wanna post a PSA about safe sex and the importance of condoms.
- Keyser Soze - 06-27-2003
worry wart!
- Suzie - 06-27-2003
dudes that are in a band spread lots of diseases.
- Ronin - 06-27-2003
Suzie Wrote:I spread peace and love.not to Mrs Gassy Girl.
- Suzie - 06-27-2003
come on now, can you really blame me?
The point of the story was to encourage people to share experiences where they turned down the chance for tail.
- Keyser Soze - 06-27-2003
musician stereotypist!