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- Suzie - 07-07-2003
My 7th grade Discovery class did a unit on comedy. We learned about Tom Swifties, which are quotes that end with a double entendre adjective. The examples teh teacher gave us were something like,
"The copies came out too dark," the printer said boldly.
"I think I overexposed my pictures, "the photographer said negatively.
Here are some cute ones I remmebr my class coming up with:
"I think I need a smaller bra," she said flatly.
"I dropped my toothpaste," he said, crestfallen.
"I have changed SO many diapers," the babysitter said dutifully.
Write your own!
- FNMoron - 07-07-2003
"i don't get it", he said ignorantly
- Ronin - 07-07-2003
"me neither", he said agreeingly.
- FNMoron - 07-07-2003
"this thread sucks dick", he said in a cocky tone
- Suzie - 07-07-2003
Quote:"this thread sucks dick", he said in a cocky toneEXCELLENT!!!!!!
"I like to fuck lambs," Rodney said sheepishly.
- FNMoron - 07-07-2003
neak:
- Goatweed - 07-07-2003
can we play the Fuck You game instead?
- Danked - 07-07-2003
"It's $20 to fuck you," she said prostitutely.
- Arpikarhu - 07-07-2003
"i swear i dont like cock", Tommy Chong Hack said gayly
- Goatweed - 07-07-2003
Quote:prostitutely
that's not a real word!
- Danked - 07-07-2003
"Why not?" I askly.
- GonzoStyle - 07-08-2003
Quote:My 7th grade Discovery class did a unit on comedy.
1- When's the comedy gonna start showing up around here?
2- What the fuck are you still doin in 7th grade?
- Suzie - 07-08-2003
hittin on youngsters
- GonzoStyle - 07-08-2003
and you didn't call me?
for shame.
- Suzie - 07-08-2003
if school wasn't out for the summer I'd say let's go now.
My sister works at a day camp......
- Galt - 07-08-2003
Danked askly'd something. That was funny.
- Suzie - 07-08-2003
remember that? that was awesome!
- GonzoStyle - 07-08-2003
anything Danked does is funny, haven't you figured that out yet, figuratively