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- PollyannaFlower46 - 03-06-2002
I picked up a copy of Marie Claire magazine the other day while at the supermarket and was reading it on the bus yesterday, when I stumble across an article all about couples and the guys winkie and its size and shape. The article is called "Why I Love His...." and then shows pics of different sized banannas. I turn the page to see 5 couples each dealing with a different penis issue....there's the dude with the curve, the "well endowed" dude, the dude with a piercing, the uncircumsized one, and the small one. Keep in mind all the guys have their pics in the magazine. So they interview the couples about their sex lives, etc. and the woman dating the man with the small one goes "he works for every inch." If I was a guy I would never go into a magazine and openly say I was small.
My question to you guys is: Would you ever talk about your package in a magazine? And to the women, please help me understand what posessed these women to do this article.
- JIMMYSNUKA - 03-06-2002
sure why not. every member on this board talks about it here. why not in a magazine. it would be nice to horrify thousands of people at once.
- Hey Ladi - 03-06-2002
PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:And to the women, please help me understand what posessed these women to do this article.15 minutes of fame.
- BeckyDC - 03-06-2002
Guys talk about the penis all the time as if it's some kind of platinum prize or some shit lol
- PollyannaFlower46 - 03-06-2002
Hey Ladi Wrote:15 minutes of fame.Yea I want my 15 minutes to be in a magazine saying that my boyfriend with the small cock has to eat me out for an hour to satisy me.....(she said this)
- SLASH - 03-06-2002
Quote:Keep in mind all the guys have their pics in the magazine. So they interview the couples about their sex lives, etc. and the woman dating the man with the small one goes "he works for every inch." If I was a guy I would never go into a magazine and openly say I was small.
FUCK!
I have to call my lawyer. They weren't supposed to use my picture or real name.
FUCK! FUCK!! FUCK!!!
- Maynard - 03-06-2002
Sure why not? I'll even post pictures if they want me to.
- Danked - 03-06-2002
I wouldn't mind talking about mine. I actually posted a picture of it in the "What the hell is that thing?" thread...
- JIMMYSNUKA - 03-06-2002
Danked Wrote:I wouldn't mind talking about mine. I actually posted a picture of it in the "What the hell is that thing?" thread...I thought that was a pic of a pubic hair!
- Danked - 03-06-2002
It was underneath the hair.
- Hey Ladi - 03-06-2002
BeckyDC Wrote:Guys talk about the penis all the time as if it's some kind of platinum prize or some shit lolIt's not?
- Doc - 03-06-2002
Quote:Guys talk about the penis all the time as if it's some kind of platinum prize or some shit lol
If you had one, you'd understand...and it's platmium encrusted with diamonds set on a bed of pearls, get it right
Trying to get women to understand what it's like to have a penis is like trying to explain calculus to a squirrel. All you get are a lot of confused looks and squeaking noises
- DGW - 03-06-2002
Quote:FUCK!Guess we know who the "small guy" was. :roflmao:
I have to call my lawyer. They weren't supposed to use my picture or real name.
FUCK! FUCK!! FUCK!!!
Quote:Guys talk about the penis all the time as if it's some kind of platinum prize or some shitYou should be so honored to have my prize.
I think I could do it, but I'd have to get some cash. Plus none of my friends read Marie Claire. :lol:
- Hey Ladi - 03-06-2002
DGW Wrote:I think I could do it, but I'd have to get some cash. Plus none of my friends read Marie Claire. :lol:So they were your's on the table then? I KNEW it!
- IkeaBoy - 03-06-2002
Does Highlights count as a magazine?
- Maynard - 03-06-2002
I actually did an interview in "Nun's Life" about my ass once.
- SLASH - 03-06-2002
DGW Wrote:Guess we know who the "small guy" was. :roflmao:DGW, you are quite the witty one today, but i already made the joke that I was the 'small one' when I quoted that section of Polly's post.
- Rape Fantasizer - 03-06-2002
I saw the same article, and thought the same thing, it was fine for everyone except the small guy, I was like, why would you broadcast that you have a small dick?
- SLASH - 03-06-2002
Quote:I was like, why would you broadcast that you have a small dick?
Was that a rhetorical question or were you looking for a reply from Gonzo or myself?
- PollyannaFlower46 - 03-06-2002
Rape Fantasizer Wrote:I was like, why would you broadcast that you have a small dick?If any of her exboyfriends read that I'm sure they will get a kick out of knowing she's now dating a spoon man.
Also who the hell calls their boyfriends penis "the monster?"