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- Spitfire - 01-15-2002

Sure, everyone loves the VG and everyone allows Gonzo's meat missile up their sphincter but I think it's about high time that I got my own whore......someone I can violate at will as my own personal bitch :fuckin:

So give me your qualifications, and I'll see if any of you fuckers make the cut :eatme:

- Maynard - 01-15-2002

I would apply for this, but since I'm the only one here that's seen you're underwear (I hope) I think that I am an automatic shoe-in!

- fbd - 01-15-2002

so spit, have you ever dabbled in pedophelia?want to?

- IrishAlkey - 01-15-2002

I have the most experience.
That's all I'm gonna say.

- Maynard - 01-15-2002

IrishAlkey Wrote:I have the most experience.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Yeah, WITH MEN!

- Doc - 01-15-2002

I can nail a 9 inch spike through a piece of 3/4" plywood using only my member.

OK, it's a toothpick and a wet Brawny, but I'm working up to it

- IrishAlkey - 01-15-2002

Maynard Wrote:
Quote:I have the most experience.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Yeah, WITH MEN!
You mean, Spit isn't a guy?

*picks up briefcase and leaves*

- IkeaBoy - 01-15-2002

I'll be your whore spit, i have this thing for redheads...female redheads

- Maynard - 01-15-2002

I can do cock pushups!

- Hey Ladi - 01-15-2002

Quote:but since I'm the only one here that's seen you're underwear

No, I did too. :p

- Sluggo - 01-15-2002

My Declaration

- Spitfire - 01-15-2002

Pedophilia, maybe....I do like em hairless...
Sorry Maymay, i show everyone my underwears, besides, I don't dig bestiality :roltflmao:

Declaring your love for me is not enough...you must also show what you can do for me :burnfucker:



Edited By Spitfire on Jan. 15 2002 at 4:43

- Maynard - 01-15-2002

Spitfire Wrote:Pedophilia, maybe....I do like em hairless...
Sorry Maymay, i show everyone my underwears, besides, I don't dig bestiality :roltflmao:
WEll what about all our late nights we spent together after Mr. Spit left?

- Sluggo - 01-15-2002

OK...
I give up...
I said it over a half hour ago...
But you don't care anyway. Confusedhot:

Show what I can do for you?
I already have...
Plus I've got some good smoke. :fuggin:



Edited By Sluggo on Jan. 15 2002 at 4:45

- Maynard - 01-15-2002

Oh shut up and stop touching your cat Sluggo. [Image: tickle.gif]

- Sephiroth - 01-15-2002

I once slugged my Grandma, broke that bitch's jaw real nice, yo.

Thats my only real qualification. I can sucker-punch old women.

- Snoteater - 01-15-2002

I have my own place.

- Sluggo - 01-15-2002

Quote:I once slugged my Grandma, broke that bitch's jaw real nice, yo.

Thats my only real qualification. I can sucker-punch old women.
Seph...
When I read that I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom in the face!!!

Maynard...Is this your favorite site, or what?
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Edited By Sluggo on Jan. 15 2002 at 4:50

- Wormface - 01-15-2002

I look like mickey rourke.

- Maynard - 01-15-2002

Wormface Wrote:I look like mickey rourke.
Yeah, in "Johnny Handsome".