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- Galt - 02-19-2004
The guy accross from me types so friggin loud. It's like he keeps his hands a foot off the keyboard and just punches them. it's as loud as one of those old typewriters. I hate it so much.
I fact I just decided to type this to find out if it was my imaginnation or if he was like 10X louder than I am when he types.
Thankfully, he's only here for another week and a day.
- GonzoStyle - 02-19-2004
walk up to him and crack him in the grill with a thick book.
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 02-19-2004
Does he wear leather pants too?
- Galt - 02-19-2004
No. But he's European and incredibly arrogant. He's a trainee from London here for a bit and he sits and talks about all the salespeople like they are fools, about the analysts like they are wrong, and about training like he's above it.
Everyone else has gone through the same thing, quit whining about it; put your head down and just work.
- Splatterpunk - 02-19-2004
He's doing it on purpose. I think you should neutralize him.
- GonzoStyle - 02-19-2004
I still say crack him in the face with a nice thick hardcover book, then say "Welcome to america".
- GonzoStyle - 02-19-2004
At the very least do what I would do.
When you feel a fart coming on stand close by him, stick your hand down your pants with your palm facing your asshole. Fart on your palm and immedialtely smack him across the face.
Then walk away and giggle.
- The Jays - 02-20-2004
Don't they have keyboards that don't make as much sound? Like, silencer keyboards or something?
- GonzoStyle - 02-20-2004
Then you are set, fart on the hand and smack him right across his stupid foreign face.
- Galt - 02-20-2004
I told him that he typed loud. Now he has a complex.
- Mad - 02-20-2004
Take him to lunch, then push him in front of a bus.
- GonzoStyle - 02-20-2004
do the fart hand smack, it always works trust me.
- Galt - 02-20-2004
I do the fart and walk. When I know I'm going to fart I walk past someone's desk
- HedCold - 02-20-2004
those are fun
- GonzoStyle - 02-20-2004
eh you're missing out, for reals.
- HedCold - 02-20-2004
we all don't have a supply of pudding in our pantts
- Black Lazerus - 02-20-2004
Underwear!!!!!