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- Arpikarhu - 03-22-2002
i am going to go take a nap. try and keep it down :lol:
- DGW - 03-22-2002
Can I tuck you in? Maybe tell yah a bed time story????
- Doc - 03-22-2002
OK, real quiet-like, someone get the bucket of warm water...teehee
- Ahlexus - 03-22-2002
I'm sitting on the lanai. I'll try and keep it down.
(and no, it's not a toilet).
- Luna - 03-22-2002
Doc Wrote:OK, real quiet-like, someone get the bucket of warm water...teeheeheheheee and....let's get some finger paints and decorate his face.....heheheeeee :bouncer:
- LZMF1 - 03-22-2002
ladies can we borrow your make up to paint him up like an injun?
- PollyannaFlower46 - 03-22-2002
Dreamin' of Drew?
- Doc - 03-22-2002
How hard is it to shave someone's head when they're asleep and not under the influence of roofies?
- DGW - 03-22-2002
Let's shave off his left eyebrow
- Sephiroth - 03-22-2002
Doc Wrote:How hard is it to shave someone's head when they're asleep and not under the influence of roofies?Surprisingly easy if you know what you're doing.
- LZMF1 - 03-22-2002
permanent magic marker works just as well.
i know from personal experience, but that's another story.
- OAS - 03-22-2002
If you have a cute little dream about falling off a cliff, remember, don't let yourself wake up before you hit the bottom.
- Skitchr4u - 03-22-2002
Quote:I'm sitting on the lanai.
is that like a sex swing?
- Maynard - 03-22-2002
Ahlexus Wrote:I'm sitting on the lanai. I'll try and keep it down.I didn't realize you went to Hawaii. How's the weather??
(and no, it's not a toilet).
- Grumpy - 03-22-2002
I got 3 colors of sharpie markers (the fucking ink never comes out), shaving cream, a razor blade and a feather.
I say we shave his head, draw on his face to look like tammy fae bakkers long lost retarded cousin, put the shaving cream in one hand, warm water in the other, let him piss himself and then tickle his nose with the feather so he smacks himself with the shaving cream.
Who's in?
Either that or I'll get some pillow cases, some bars of soap and big blanket and we can Private Pyle his ass like Full Platoon.
- Ken'sPen - 03-22-2002
Grumpy Wrote:I say we shave his head, draw on his face to look like tammy fae bakkers long lost retarded cousin, put the shaving cream in one hand, warm water in the other, let him piss himself and then tickle his nose with the feather so he smacks himself with the shaving cream.Isn't one Alkey enough???
- Ahlexus - 03-22-2002
Skitchr4u Wrote:<font color=green>Almost</font better :lol:Quote:I'm sitting on the lanai.
is that like a sex swing?
MayNerd.. I'm about 6 light years away from Hawaii.
And I say we put some peanut butter in his hair (he does have hair, right?)
- LZMF1 - 03-22-2002
Grumpy Wrote:I got 3 colors of sharpie markers (the fucking ink never comes out), shaving cream, a razor blade and a feather.oh yeah, sharpies work quite well.
I say we shave his head, draw on his face to look like tammy fae bakkers long lost retarded cousin, put the shaving cream in one hand, warm water in the other, let him piss himself and then tickle his nose with the feather so he smacks himself with the shaving cream.
Who's in?
Either that or I'll get some pillow cases, some bars of soap and big blanket and we can Private Pyle his ass like Full Platoon.
sign me up, i'm in.
- Maynard - 03-22-2002
Ahlexus Wrote:MayNerd.. I'm about 6 light years away from Hawaii.Are you on URanus?
So how big is your lanai? Do you have nice furniture for it?
- Ken'sPen - 03-22-2002
Maynard Wrote:[Are you on URanus?has Spit's table ever been on your lanai?
So how big is your lanai? Do you have nice furniture for it?