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- Bloody Anus - 09-20-2004
League 1:
10 teams. 1st overall pick.
1: A. Pujols, 1B
2: C. Schilling, SP
3: N. Garciaparra, SS
4: E. Chavez, 3B
5: B. Abreu, OF
6: L. Berkman, OF
7: O. Dotel, RP
8: R. Oswalt, SP
9: I. Rodriguez, C
10: J. Isringhausen, RP
11: J. Vidro, 2B
12: M. Buehrle, SP
13: S. Green, OF
14: J. Nathan, RP
15: M. Sweeney, 1B
16: J. Peavy, SP
17: J. Reyes, 2B/SS
18: J. Burnitz, OF
19: R. Soriano, SP/RP
20: A. Cintron, SS/3B
21: J. Julio, RP
22: R. Castro, C
23: E. Jackson, SP
Transactions:
4/1: Put Reyes on DL, add J. Gibbons, OF
4/5: E. Jackson gets demoted; drop and add B. Myers
4/7: Put Soriano on DL, add J. Dye
4/12: Drop Soriano, add T. Glavine
4/13: Drop Castro, add R. Baldelli
4/30: Drop B. Myers, add S. Ponson
5/3: Drop A. Cintron, activate J. Reyes
5/3: Drop J. Gibbons, add B. Roberts
5/11: Drop S. Ponson, add J. Valverde
5/11: Drop R. Baldelli, add A. Sanchez
5/21: TRADE Burnitz, Isringhausen, and Peavy for M. Mulder and G. Jenkins
5/21: Add A. Otsuka
5/30: Drop J. Valverde, add J. Frasor
6/2: Drop Jewboy (aka S. Green), add S. Burroughs
6/10: Drop K. Matsui, add M. Teixeira
6/11: Drop J. Frasor, add J. Valverde
6/15: Drop J. Julio, add S. Takatsu
6/19: Drop S. Burroughs, add J. Garland (for spot start vs. Mon)
6/21: Drop J. Garland, add B. Myers
6/22: Drop B. Myers, add B. Colon
7/3: Put J. Valverde on DL, add J. Frasor
7/8: Drop B. Roberts
7/17: Add J. Suppan
7/24: Drop J. Suppan, add J. Kendall in anticipation for..
7/27: TRADE I. Rodriguez, T. Glavine, R. Oswalt for C. Beltran, J. Schmidt
7/27: Drop G. Jenkins, add T. Gordon
8/9: Drop J. Dye, add C. Jones
8/14: Put J. Reyes (back) on DL, add B. Giles
8/14: Drop J. Valverde
8/20: TRADE M. Teixeira for S. Casey
8/22: Add J. Suppan
8/25: Drop J. Kendall, add J. Estrada
8/25: Drop J. Vidro (out for year), add O. Infante (vs. KC/TB that week)
8/26: Drop J. Frasor, add D. Erstad
9/3: Drop T. Gordon, add G. Mota
9/4: Drop O. Infante, add A. Miles
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Regular Season: 1st place, 194-109-49; won by 5 games; 1st round bye
go into 2nd round of playoffs with this (insane) roster:
C) J. Estrada
1B) A. Pujols
2B) A. Miles
3B) E. Chavez
SS) N. Garciaparra
OF) C. Beltran
OF) B. Abreu
OF) L. Berkman
UT) C. Jones
UT) S. Casey
UT) B. Giles
Bn) M. Sweeney (DL)
DL) J. Reyes
DL) A. Sanchez
SP) C. Schilling
SP) M. Mulder
SP) J. Schmidt
SP) M. Buehrle
SP) J. Suppan
RP) J. Nathan
RP) O. Dotel
RP) S. Takatsu
RP) G. Mota
RP) A. Otsuka
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9/13: Drop D. Erstad, add O. Cabrera: (N. Garciappara out)
9/15: Drop A. Sanchez, add J. Francis (spot start vs. Ari; place Sweeney on DL)
9/16: Drop J. Francis, add K. Benson (spot start vs. Pit)
9/18: Drop A. Otsuka, add D. Hermanson (needed the potential Sunday save)
9/18: Drop J. Estrada, add M. Jewberthal (expecting Estrada to sit Sun)
Lost 8-6 in 1st playoff game. Could have sneaked out a win if ARod, Matsui and Posada didn't go nuts Saturday. Mulder's antics didn't help much either. My ERA was over 5!)
League 2:
12 teams. 6th pick
1: C. Beltran, OF
2: V. Guerrero, OF
3: C. Schilling, SP
4: B. Zito, SP
5: J. Giambi, 1B
6: M. Mulder, SP
7: O. Dotel, RP
8: J. Damon, OF
9: A. Ramirez, 3B
10: T. Percival, RP
11: M. Jewberthal, C
12: M. Sweeney, 1B
13: M. Buehrle, SP
14: A. Berroa, SS
15: J. Nathan, RP
16: J. Burnitz, OF
17: C. Patterson, OF
18: J. Peavy, SP
19: R. Soriano, SP/RP
20: M. Cabrera, 3B/OF
21: B. Roberts, 2B
22: A. Miles, 2B
Transactions:
4/13: Drop R. Soriano, add Fr Rodriguez
4/18: Place Berroa on DL (migrane), add T. Womack
4/23: Drop T. Womack, add A. Everett
4/28: Drop A. Miles, add J. Spivey
5/1: Drop J. Spivey, add A. Otsuka
5/2: Drop A. Everett
5/6: Drop A. Otsuka, add J. Valverde
5/21: Drop A. Berroa, add G. Anderson (dropped by DIG while on DL)
5/21: Place G. Anderson on DL, add J. Rollins (needed SS)
5/23: Place J. Giambi on DL, add P. Nevin
5/30: Drop J. Valverde, add B. Lidge
6/5: Drop B. Lidge, add J. Valverde
6/6: Drop P. Nevin, add Z. Greinke
6/6: Drop C. Patterson (killing me in K's), add C. Figgins
6/21: Drop Z. Greinke, add J. Piniero
6/24: Drop J. Piniero, add B. Lidge
6/26: Drop J. Valverde
7/1: Drop C. Figgins
7/25: Drop J. Giambi, add J. Westbrook
8/12: Trade M. Cabrera, G. Anderson, T. Percival for L. Berkman, A. Huff (for help in K/BB)
8/12: Add A. Otsuka
8/22: Drop J. Westbrook, add C. Delgado (after Sweeney makes his daily trip to DL)
8/25: Add S. Stewart
8/29: Drop S. Stewart, add T. Glaus
9/9: Drop A. Otsuka, add B. Wagner (why not?)
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Regular season: 230-97-47(!!!), 1st place; won by 32 games; 1st round bye
go into 2nd round of playoffs with this (equally insane) lineup:
C) M. Jewberthal
1B) C. Delgado
2B) B. Roberts
3B) A. Ramirez
SS) J. Rollins
OF) V. Guerrero
OF) C. Beltran
OF) L. Berkman
UT) J. Damon
UT) A. Huff
UT) J. Burnitz
Bn) T. Glaus
DL) M. Sweeney
SP) C. Schilling
SP) M. Mulder
SP) B. Zito
SP) J. Peavy
SP) M. Buehrle
RP) J. Nathan
RP) O. Dotel
RP) B. Lidge
RP) B. Wagner
RP) Fr. Rodriguez
9/18: Drop T. Glaus, add B. Madritsch (desperation move)
Lost 12-4. I hope Tony Batista and his fucked up batting stance breaks his leg on the Montral turf... Theismann style. More RBI all week than Beltran (2-20, but I still love you), Guerrero, Berkman and Ramirez combined. It really would have been nice if fucking Bowa, I don't know, PITCHED AROUND HIM!?!? If he joins the Mets next year, I will officially become a Brewers fan. I also should have picked up Mussina.. especially against KC)
Hope this helps. Good luck next year.
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- GonzoStyle - 09-20-2004
I am in 3 baseball fantasy leagues including the CDIH one, I finished 1st in one and 2nd in the other two, so I had byes for the 1st rounds.
I made the championship in 2 of the 3 leagues, my third I don't get me and the guy I was playing tied our series 5-5 yet he made it to the championship game and I am now playing for 3rd place, I dont get why that is, is there some yahoo fantasy rule I missed?
- GonzoStyle - 09-20-2004
I just dropped my entire roster except for Pujols who was on the can't cut list, if I can't be in the championship game I will ruin it. Hopefully they will all get pissy and make for some silly posts.
- Galt - 09-20-2004
tiebreaker in playoffs is team ERA.
- GonzoStyle - 09-20-2004
That fuckin blows, I left 3 pitchers on the bench sunday cause I forgot to update my rosters for that day and the 2 wins I got woulda won me the series that week.
- Keyser Soze - 09-20-2004
zippy aidsface tied me in 6 catagories and still beat me, fucking cocksmacker.
- GonzoStyle - 09-20-2004
tied you in 6 but beat you 9-2 in the others so zip it met fan, losing is in your blood.
- IrishAlkey - 09-21-2004
Destroying Anus 12-4 made the league worth my time.
- GonzoStyle - 09-21-2004
I must admit I was mighty shocked after basically dominating all season he falls prey to Tony Batista.
- Keyser Soze - 09-21-2004
I am total ownage in CDIH Football.
In Your Moms Box's fantasy baseball league I am in a battle for 1st in a rotisserie style league. I'm taking out and putting in whoever is starting that day like a lab monkey so I can beat him in the pitching categories. The Smarmy CDIHers will rule supreme!
- GonzoStyle - 09-21-2004
Represent my boy, represent!!
- crx girl - 09-22-2004
i'm just hoping all my guys got their bad week out of the way for the season
i guess this post shoulda been in the fantasy football thread, sorry...
Edited By crx girl on 1095875613
- diceisgod - 09-23-2004
Cat killer
- crx girl - 09-23-2004
i did fuckin 3am feedings. asshole