ZippyAidsFace: hi!!!
SoupSoupAD: hi sir!
ZippyAidsFace: let me get my coffee and my big blue note cards
ZippyAidsFace: and I do you doing you doing me as you
SoupSoupAD: suberb!
ZippyAidsFace: students, today we are blessed with to be in the company of one of the finest minds of our generation, I give you all the gift that I like to call.... keyser
SoupSoupAD: thank you sir, you are too kind!!!
SoupSoupAD: its an honor to be here!!!
ZippyAidsFace: so mister keyser I figured since you were doing all these delcious interviews, someone should interview the interviewer so here we are
ZippyAidsFace: let us begin
SoupSoupAD: excellent!
ZippyAidsFace: when did you originally join OA.com?
SoupSoupAD: well, i think like most of us it was right around bang party
SoupSoupAD: I, like many others, heard it mentioned on the show
ZippyAidsFace: was OA.com the first message board you joined or had you been on others before?
SoupSoupAD: no I actually had been on others before that one
SoupSoupAD: i'm quite the geek
SoupSoupAD: i used to go on BBS before there even was a web really
ZippyAidsFace: geek by day, rocker by night
SoupSoupAD: indeed
ZippyAidsFace: so you are like stingray, you were on the internet before there was an internet
ZippyAidsFace: back in the days of the code of morse
SoupSoupAD: well, i dont know if im as much of a genius as stingray
SoupSoupAD: he invented the internet
ZippyAidsFace: not many can be
SoupSoupAD: al gore may try to claim it
SoupSoupAD: but we all know it to be stingray
ZippyAidsFace: all of us now know you as Keyser but keyser was not your original screen name for the message boards, what other names have you used?
SoupSoupAD: well
SoupSoupAD: originally i was pimp_hand
ZippyAidsFace: yes!
SoupSoupAD: i used that on both OA.com and wackbag
SoupSoupAD: i actually used to pop in on wackbag a bit and even used their voice chat
SoupSoupAD: i think i actually spoke to you on there quite a few times
ZippyAidsFace: well that was the subject of my next question
ZippyAidsFace: but you also used fatwasheduporsenwelles?
SoupSoupAD: yes sir, i was!
SoupSoupAD: see pimp_hand was banned at one time
SoupSoupAD: i can't recall right now the circumstances surrounding it
ZippyAidsFace: I see
SoupSoupAD: but when pimp_hand was banned, i moved on to fatwasheduporsonwelles
SoupSoupAD: and later to cranky ass
SoupSoupAD: the rules for banning were rather arbitrary on OA.com
ZippyAidsFace: Now you mentioned the fact you used to be in wackbag voice chat. Most of the people around today may not remember it but it was actually lots of fun back in DAS goldenage
ZippyAidsFace: sleeper, tricia and some others would frequent it
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: it was quite a hoot
SoupSoupAD: sting and fofo were on there too
SoupSoupAD: i think i heard her 10 kids crying in the background
ZippyAidsFace: now I always remembered pimp_hand in the chats and I didnt know you at the time, I dont think many did. We were always kinda freaked out by you because you would never talk and you'd be in chat for sometimes days at a time.
ZippyAidsFace: why is that?
SoupSoupAD: well sometimes i would leave and not shut down the window
SoupSoupAD: ive had a dedicated high speed connection for some time, its not uncommon for me to just walk away
ZippyAidsFace: but why the silence and just sitting there like a creepy stalker?
SoupSoupAD: well i wasnt physically there
SoupSoupAD: sometimes i might log on but get distracted
SoupSoupAD: and forget about it and not pay attention
ZippyAidsFace: Many of us spent our empty pathetic time trying to figure out who you were
ZippyAidsFace: mavric and fofo thought you were a SPY
SoupSoupAD: well mavric would know all about that
SoupSoupAD: i didnt have the time or the inclination to be a spy
SoupSoupAD: i was just interested in messing around here and there and having a bit of fun
ZippyAidsFace: well you were creepy I must admit
SoupSoupAD: thats understandable
SoupSoupAD: this name thats always there
SoupSoupAD: watching
SoupSoupAD: judging
SoupSoupAD: but rarely saying a word
ZippyAidsFace: and now you don't shut up
ZippyAidsFace: excellent
SoupSoupAD: i can see how you could make that association
SoupSoupAD: well i was pretty persistant on oa.com
ZippyAidsFace: now when you were fatwasheduporsenwelles, was that the name under which you were banned by then oa.com Moderator Slash?
SoupSoupAD: one of them
SoupSoupAD: slash seemed to take a particular liking to me
SoupSoupAD: in a bad way
ZippyAidsFace: what were the origins of your beef with slash?
SoupSoupAD: well i had a few mods up my ass before him
SoupSoupAD: faceman
SoupSoupAD: corpse grinder junk
SoupSoupAD: even sean cold
SoupSoupAD: but slash seemed to have an agenda
SoupSoupAD: i could never figure out why
ZippyAidsFace: really?
ZippyAidsFace: but you and sean became friendly later on
ZippyAidsFace: as did you and I
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: i think we had little tit or tats here and there on oa.com but never anything big
ZippyAidsFace: so as I remember it slash finally banned you for spamming
SoupSoupAD: sean and i hated each other before we became friendly
SoupSoupAD: we had some blow outs on foundry chat as well
SoupSoupAD: well slash nailed me in this one thread
SoupSoupAD: bang bus passwords
SoupSoupAD: i went after keith the cop
SoupSoupAD: cause i thought the board was hypocritical
SoupSoupAD: he was giving out passwords to a site
SoupSoupAD: which essentially is stealing bandwidth
SoupSoupAD: now i was nailed a few times for stupid shit like hotlinking pics
ZippyAidsFace: yes
SoupSoupAD: which, after reading BTS that jack opened, was not even a bannable offense
SoupSoupAD: it was to be overlooked
SoupSoupAD: as long as it wasnt a sig
ZippyAidsFace: but Slash seems to have had it out for you
SoupSoupAD: yeah
SoupSoupAD: and when i argued over it
ZippyAidsFace: so he was looking to nail you on any technicality
SoupSoupAD: i was banned for "questioning board policy"
ZippyAidsFace: how gay
SoupSoupAD: slash was a weird guy
SoupSoupAD: he was interesting to read sometimes
SoupSoupAD: posting some good stuff
SoupSoupAD: but he seemed very paranoid
SoupSoupAD: and creepy
ZippyAidsFace: he was very paranoid
SoupSoupAD: i never hated slash
SoupSoupAD: i just kind of didnt get why he wanted me banned so bad
SoupSoupAD: there were others there i just couldnt stand
SoupSoupAD: like corpse
ZippyAidsFace: like who?
SoupSoupAD: he was just a total tool
ZippyAidsFace: corpsecarrypurse
SoupSoupAD: froy i hated from day 1
ZippyAidsFace: yes I remember him
SoupSoupAD: cause he contributed nothing
ZippyAidsFace: did you ever meet froy?
SoupSoupAD: only once
SoupSoupAD: at the O&A Celebrity Softball Game II
SoupSoupAD: i didnt actually meet him, i had no interest in talking to him
SoupSoupAD: but i did see him there in person
ZippyAidsFace: I see
ZippyAidsFace: well you've become known as a person who seems to be intruiged by drama.
SoupSoupAD: the people i have wanted to meet, i have
SoupSoupAD: you, sean, sleeper, hybrid, alkey..and others
SoupSoupAD: gmann, dru
SoupSoupAD: silera
SoupSoupAD: i have met some real cool peeps from the boards
ZippyAidsFace: I was going to get into this later but since you brunged it up, what was the first board event you attended?
SoupSoupAD: id like to meet wbk, he cracks me up
ZippyAidsFace: yes that wbk is a pisser
SoupSoupAD: it actually was at slaughtered lamb
SoupSoupAD: where arpi was supposed to meet me
SoupSoupAD: and buy me drinks
SoupSoupAD: over some bet we made
SoupSoupAD: or maybe i owed him drinks
ZippyAidsFace: yes I remember
SoupSoupAD: i forget which way it was exactly
SoupSoupAD: well arpi never showed
ZippyAidsFace: what was your first reaction to meeting everyone?
SoupSoupAD: but it was the first time i met you, sean, sleeper, gooch, cls, dent, rape, and trish (crx girl) in person
SoupSoupAD: my first reaction was fear
SoupSoupAD: ha
SoupSoupAD: i never met anyone i have met on the internet before
SoupSoupAD: its just not something i do
SoupSoupAD: not that theres anything wrong with it
ZippyAidsFace: because of past descriptions and stories or just because you walked in and said "these people are hideous!!"
SoupSoupAD: it was just a strange concept to me
ZippyAidsFace: especially the fat jew in the slippers
SoupSoupAD: ha
SoupSoupAD: i actually thought sean was weird looking
ZippyAidsFace: how so?
SoupSoupAD: everyone else was pretty normal
SoupSoupAD: he had these crazy eyes
SoupSoupAD: long hair
SoupSoupAD: needed a shave
ZippyAidsFace: Interesting, Magus was there as well but sean was the weird one.
SoupSoupAD: well magus just looked like your garden variety geek
ZippyAidsFace: yes
SoupSoupAD: but sean just looked freaky to me
ZippyAidsFace: what was your reaction at the end of the night? was this something you thought you'd like to do again? or were you more like "never again!!! I wanna go home!!!"
SoupSoupAD: well i kind of feel like galt in a way that, when you meet people off the board, it kind of spoils it
ZippyAidsFace: really?
ZippyAidsFace: is it because you have an image built up in your mind? Kinda like reading a book instead of seeing the movie.
SoupSoupAD: you want to maintain some sort of mystery
SoupSoupAD: yes!
SoupSoupAD: the whole concept of a board to me is like a book, a movie, or a play
SoupSoupAD: but its real time
ZippyAidsFace: Then you meet them and you're like... damn, so you're sleeper, ehh yeah ok.
SoupSoupAD: right, and it kind of demystifies it
ZippyAidsFace: I understand
ZippyAidsFace: Is there anyone you never met but wish you could have?
SoupSoupAD: slash of course
SoupSoupAD: just to see who he really was
SoupSoupAD: out of curiousity
ZippyAidsFace: Is there anyone you did meet but wish you hadn't?
SoupSoupAD: hmmm
SoupSoupAD: not really
ZippyAidsFace: no one you wanted to just walk up to and punch in the nose?
SoupSoupAD: ive never had feelings of hate that strong about anyone on the boards
SoupSoupAD: its really just in fun, i rarely get that worked up
ZippyAidsFace: I see
ZippyAidsFace: fair enough
SoupSoupAD: i like the drama, but it doesnt get me upset to the point of hating someone
ZippyAidsFace: now speaking of drama
SoupSoupAD: i think some people might take it too seriously
ZippyAidsFace: you've become known as a person intruiged by the drama
SoupSoupAD: i am
ZippyAidsFace: your most infamous case of drama was the Suzie IM
SoupSoupAD: i think most people are, but they won't admit it
SoupSoupAD: or deny they enjoy it
ZippyAidsFace: how did that all start?
SoupSoupAD: we were in CDIH chat one night
SoupSoupAD: about 10 or so of us
SoupSoupAD: bullshitting
ZippyAidsFace: yes
SoupSoupAD: suzie was in there just trolling for cock
ZippyAidsFace: so, the usual
SoupSoupAD: then she IMed me directly
SoupSoupAD: asking me to come over
ZippyAidsFace: just like that
SoupSoupAD: so i decided, well shes digging her own grave here
ZippyAidsFace: naturally
SoupSoupAD: so might as well have some fun with it
SoupSoupAD: so i played along
SoupSoupAD: made her think i was coming to her place
SoupSoupAD: and then posted the whole thing on the board
ZippyAidsFace: and then the drama beganeth
SoupSoupAD: i think she went in the shower to get ready, returned and there it was
SoupSoupAD: on the board
ZippyAidsFace: now be honest, did you at anytime during the IM, think to yourself... "eh, why not". Did you even once just consider taking her up on the offer?
SoupSoupAD: no, to be honest, i don't have much trouble getting laid
ZippyAidsFace: I bet you don't you handsome devil you
SoupSoupAD: and i wasnt interested in the least
ZippyAidsFace: a pimp in every sense of the word as jay-Z would say
SoupSoupAD: the drama that ensued was more pleasurable than the sex would have been
ZippyAidsFace: I see
SoupSoupAD: i would have felt more guilty about having sex with her than posting the IM
ZippyAidsFace: do you actually find that to be true for you, is drama better than sex?
SoupSoupAD: no
ZippyAidsFace: good answer
SoupSoupAD: but drama is fun
ZippyAidsFace: now you mentioned before how some people take this shit too seriously. Do you think many people (myself included) over reacted about the whole IM being posted? In retrospect wasn't it her own fault for even stooping that low?
SoupSoupAD: well i didnt think everyone reacted poorly to it
SoupSoupAD: some understood
SoupSoupAD: the ones that didnt, i really didnt care
ZippyAidsFace: at first I must admit I was upset with you as were many others because she asked you in confidence but afterwards I came to my senses... it's suzie for gods sake
ZippyAidsFace: so you basically let shit slide
SoupSoupAD: well see, i dont think she did come to me in confidence
ZippyAidsFace: you don't care much if someone dislikes you
SoupSoupAD: she was trolling for cock in a public chatrom
ZippyAidsFace: or disagrees
SoupSoupAD: no, in fact i prefer it
ZippyAidsFace: I see
SoupSoupAD: its more ammo on the boards
SoupSoupAD: nicey nice is boring
SoupSoupAD: sure i like being friendly with people like you, but its fun to have nemesises
ZippyAidsFace: what did you think of arpi's reaction to the suzie IM, when he quit not just giving up his modship but leaving the board.. even though he came back as bland.
SoupSoupAD: everyone enjoys it, even if they won't admit it
ZippyAidsFace: his reaction seemed the strongest
SoupSoupAD: well im not sure if that was real or not
ZippyAidsFace: he asked me to demod you
SoupSoupAD: sometimes i think many people play a role
SoupSoupAD: to have a board persona
SoupSoupAD: i think arpi likes the attention
SoupSoupAD: so he played the knight in shining armor for suzie
ZippyAidsFace: well he seemed quite serious when he asked me to demod you and gave me basically the ultimatum of either you go or he goes
SoupSoupAD: i think he also saw it as a way to maybe get laid
SoupSoupAD: yeah well he was serious, but thats just to further his persona
ZippyAidsFace: so you think it was him being in character?
SoupSoupAD: maybe he really felt strongly about it, but he doesnt care about anyone so why would he care now?
ZippyAidsFace: if not on purpose than atleast subconcious
ZippyAidsFace: true
SoupSoupAD: i think subconciously at the least
SoupSoupAD: cause it would further his board persona
SoupSoupAD: i think a lot of people do that
ZippyAidsFace: like who?
SoupSoupAD: pretty much everyone
SoupSoupAD: think about it
SoupSoupAD: we have our personalities that we mainly are true to
SoupSoupAD: look at galt
ZippyAidsFace: yes
SoupSoupAD: he has his persona
SoupSoupAD: the yuppie who hates everyone
SoupSoupAD: then you have DIG, the internet board assassin
ZippyAidsFace: that's his character, I understand.
ZippyAidsFace: everyone has a niche
SoupSoupAD: rarely do you see them out of character
ZippyAidsFace: I know cause mine was the gayest one at the time
ZippyAidsFace: true
SoupSoupAD: yeah and you tried to step away from that, the whole phillipino boys, eggplants, etc... etc...
ZippyAidsFace: oh god, dont remind me
ZippyAidsFace: I am still pissed off that people encouraged me
ZippyAidsFace: who do you think is the biggest "character" on the board. Meaning they are probably the complete opposite in real life.
SoupSoupAD: ah
SoupSoupAD: good question
ZippyAidsFace: indeed
SoupSoupAD: sorry, im realling mulling this one over
ZippyAidsFace: take your time
SoupSoupAD: going through my mental rolodex
SoupSoupAD: well, i can give you two
SoupSoupAD: one a general one
ZippyAidsFace: ok
SoupSoupAD: wackbaggers cant really be that much of a bunch of kiss ass happy happy joy joy fuckers like they are on the board
SoupSoupAD: i think in real life, they really are miserable
ZippyAidsFace: ugh I met fofo and mavric and stingray and you'd be surprised
SoupSoupAD: thats sad
ZippyAidsFace: it is
ZippyAidsFace: sad that I actually met them
ZippyAidsFace: and sad in general
SoupSoupAD: i think tenbats might be the biggest fake character
ZippyAidsFace: very interesting
ZippyAidsFace: how so?
SoupSoupAD: he constantly has to bring up things to validate this status he has created in his mind
ZippyAidsFace: I see
SoupSoupAD: he really thinks he is the biggest insider in O&A land
SoupSoupAD: and he is here to teach the masses
ZippyAidsFace: I see what you are saying
ZippyAidsFace: that is sad
SoupSoupAD: and he believes it
ZippyAidsFace: At one time OA.com seemed to be destined to be THE o&a message board, while wackbag was deemed the joke board "candyland" as it was called. Yet wackbag was around before OA.com and not only survived the absence of O&A but has now become as big or bigger than OA.com ever was.
SoupSoupAD: see i think most people who play a persona do it tongue in cheek
SoupSoupAD: i think tenbats believes it
ZippyAidsFace: how do you explain it?
ZippyAidsFace: is it the drama?
ZippyAidsFace: is it the leadership?
SoupSoupAD: well, i think it was due to the fact that at the time stingray wasnt in with the show
SoupSoupAD: back when OA.com was
SoupSoupAD: and Froy's relationship with Anthony ended OA.com
ZippyAidsFace: and now wackbag seems to be "in" with the show from what I have read
SoupSoupAD: and that will be its downfall
SoupSoupAD: see, when you get a bunch of people together
ZippyAidsFace: so you believe that once a board has a tie with the show itself, thats a bad thing.
SoupSoupAD: yes, for sure
ZippyAidsFace: go on
SoupSoupAD: cause the show wants to control it
SoupSoupAD: and it cannot be controlled
SoupSoupAD: the message board is a beast
ZippyAidsFace: it loses its "unofficial" status
SoupSoupAD: its a ton of people with different views
SoupSoupAD: and you can't stop all of them from saying something that ultimately is going to make the show pull the plug
SoupSoupAD: unless the place is unaffliated
SoupSoupAD: and can do whatever it wants
ZippyAidsFace: so its best to be fans of the show but to keep the distance.
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: i think you need to have that line
ZippyAidsFace: good point
SoupSoupAD: to make it worthwhile
SoupSoupAD: otherwise its beholden to the show
SoupSoupAD: and it can never be sincere
ZippyAidsFace: do you think it also goes to peoples heads when they meet/talk/get on the show, etc.
SoupSoupAD: i dont think constant negativity is good
SoupSoupAD: but sincerity is
SoupSoupAD: and wackbag is not sincere
ZippyAidsFace: they feel they have a bond and don't want to ruin it
SoupSoupAD: some people need the attention
ZippyAidsFace: so they do anything to please the show instead of the board members.
SoupSoupAD: they need to feel like they are part of something bigger cause their lives are so empty
ZippyAidsFace: do you think froy wanted the attention?
SoupSoupAD: yes, they need to please the show
SoupSoupAD: from what i hear he wasnt popular in high school
SoupSoupAD: he was excited to have friends
ZippyAidsFace: is stingray becoming what froy was to oa.com in a sense?
SoupSoupAD: and even better, 2 famous ones
SoupSoupAD: well stingray and froy share that common thing
SoupSoupAD: stingray shows up to everything
SoupSoupAD: he paid to be in the studio
SoupSoupAD: even froy didnt do that
SoupSoupAD: he need to be in with the show
SoupSoupAD: needs
ZippyAidsFace: what do you think are the differences/similarities between froy and stingray, in how they run/ran a messageboard and personally.
SoupSoupAD: froy was less hands on from what i saw and hear
SoupSoupAD: sting is very hands on
ZippyAidsFace: yes I have also noticed that
SoupSoupAD: and to his credit, he knows a thing or two technically
SoupSoupAD: froy was clueless
SoupSoupAD: they both want to maintain a good relationship with the show
SoupSoupAD: and will do whatever it takes to do that
SoupSoupAD: the problem is, even as hands on as sting is, he can't control it
ZippyAidsFace: But do you think that was their original goal when they first created their boards?
SoupSoupAD: its impossible
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: they were huge fans
SoupSoupAD: and wanted to do something to bring them closer to their heros
ZippyAidsFace: so they felt by creating a fan site they would get in on the show somehow
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: they want to be part of it
ZippyAidsFace: As a board owner do you think its better to be hands on or more relaxed or should it be a mixture of the two?
SoupSoupAD: well i look at CDIH
SoupSoupAD: its been around for quite some time now
ZippyAidsFace: almost 3 years now
SoupSoupAD: and it pretty much has a hands off policy
SoupSoupAD: and it seems to work
SoupSoupAD: i think people appreciate sincerity
SoupSoupAD: and being consistant
SoupSoupAD: not taking sides
SoupSoupAD: letting things happen naturally
SoupSoupAD: things sort themselves out
ZippyAidsFace: but CDIH has also seen its membership fall in recent years because people left feeling we werent hands on enough controlling what certain members said and feelings were hurt
SoupSoupAD: i think thats part of evolution
SoupSoupAD: the people who cant handle it will leave, and they should
ZippyAidsFace: yes
SoupSoupAD: if you arent strong enough to handle it, then you likely were not going to contribute something of substance
ZippyAidsFace: very true
SoupSoupAD: i think you need to give people a forum to stand up for themselves
SoupSoupAD: without some big bad hall monitor to do it for them
SoupSoupAD: thats how i think you run a message board
ZippyAidsFace: do you think you drove suzie off the board? if so, did she deserve it because she in a sense fucked herself?
SoupSoupAD: i think she had the choice to do whatever she wanted
ZippyAidsFace: have you and suzie ever spoken after the fact?
SoupSoupAD: yes many times
SoupSoupAD: friendly
ZippyAidsFace: you 2 are pally now?
SoupSoupAD: at first she was still upset
SoupSoupAD: not recently, but we have talked many times after
ZippyAidsFace: so are you gonna fuck her now?
SoupSoupAD: no sir
SoupSoupAD: shes a nice girl
SoupSoupAD: i think she should be more careful
SoupSoupAD: sometimes you learn lessons about your behavior
ZippyAidsFace: if she IMed you today and tried to have you come over again, would you post the IM again?
SoupSoupAD: i think people miss the point of why i posted it
SoupSoupAD: she was saying publically in the chat before what she said to me in the IM
ZippyAidsFace: I understand that fully
SoupSoupAD: if she approached me for only the IM, i would have never posted it
ZippyAidsFace: and I agree with you
SoupSoupAD: cause that would have been in confidence
ZippyAidsFace: if the same situation happened today though, would you do it again?
SoupSoupAD: i have many things over the years, and currently i keep in confidence
SoupSoupAD: there are things people have told me since starting uncensored off the record i have not told
ZippyAidsFace: you are steady as a rock my friend
SoupSoupAD: if she was acting the way she did in chat they way she did that night, i would do it again
ZippyAidsFace: a rock!!
SoupSoupAD: cause it wouldnt be out of character
ZippyAidsFace: I applaud you
SoupSoupAD: im just trying to be consistant
ZippyAidsFace: Now another event that happened was when you posted alleged pictures of VG.
ZippyAidsFace: how did that come about?
SoupSoupAD: well, i won't reveal my source
SoupSoupAD: but someone found it
ZippyAidsFace: understoof
ZippyAidsFace: d*
SoupSoupAD: and sent it to me
SoupSoupAD: and we all have had this huge thing about VG
SoupSoupAD: wondering what she looked like
ZippyAidsFace: yes many people did
SoupSoupAD: so what would be bigger than finally revealing it?
ZippyAidsFace: froy even offered her all the tea in china to pose for OTL
SoupSoupAD: i figured the whole time she was a big male trucker
ZippyAidsFace: so did I
SoupSoupAD: and he was fucking with us the entire time
SoupSoupAD: she always posted with this come hither style
SoupSoupAD: it was so obvious
SoupSoupAD: like you know the attractiveness of the person is in direct opposition to the person in their sig pic
ZippyAidsFace: But VG never really got into the drama, she was actually a very nice person and never had much bad to say about anyone. She had also been gone from the boards for a while at the time, it wasnt the same as the suzie IM.
SoupSoupAD: its always diametrically opposed
ZippyAidsFace: She never claimed to be attractive unlike grk and others
ZippyAidsFace: and btw NO I never fucked grk
SoupSoupAD: sure pal
ZippyAidsFace: cocksucker
SoupSoupAD: ha
SoupSoupAD: so are you saying it was wrong of me to post her pic?
SoupSoupAD: even though it would have filtered around through backchannels anyhow?
ZippyAidsFace: I am asking you your thoughts, not accusing.
ZippyAidsFace: so you figured, hey its gonna get around anyway, fuck it lets get it out in the open
SoupSoupAD: it was gonna come out
SoupSoupAD: it was like as if geraldo really found something in al capones room
SoupSoupAD: you can't keep that to yourself!
ZippyAidsFace: so you are saying VG was like Al Capone
ZippyAidsFace: excellent comparison
SoupSoupAD: she was like the light in the suitcase in pulp fiction
ZippyAidsFace: I see
ZippyAidsFace: better comparison
SoupSoupAD: if you could possibly be able to reveal that to the world, how could you not?
SoupSoupAD: i think when you come to a message board its like a celebrity
SoupSoupAD: the rules apply the same way
ZippyAidsFace: What did you think of all the people who after seeing the pics began ridiculing VG. Especially those who for years were drooling over her, even though she never came off as saying she was anything special. Was it two faced of them to do so?
SoupSoupAD: so if the sun or the national enquirer run a story on you, you have to deal with it cause you put yourself out there
SoupSoupAD: i think it was silly of them to assume she was anything to be put on a pedestal
SoupSoupAD: they had no proof
ZippyAidsFace: good point
SoupSoupAD: they had created this idea in their minds
ZippyAidsFace: and you ruined the mystery for them, thats probably what made her so attractive to people because they had no clue and they had their own vision in their minds.
ZippyAidsFace: silly virgins
SoupSoupAD: they wanted to beleive!
SoupSoupAD: its like it told them there is no santa claus
ZippyAidsFace: now besides suzie, has their been any board female or male that if you had a chance to, you would love to have one night of intense nasty wicked sex.
ZippyAidsFace: even as a fantasy
SoupSoupAD: i always had thing for nurse mira
SoupSoupAD: on ron and fez
ZippyAidsFace: I see
ZippyAidsFace: If you had the chance though, would you?
SoupSoupAD: absolutely
SoupSoupAD: shes very sexy, she came to my birthday years ago but nothing ever happened
SoupSoupAD: we kind of lost touch
ZippyAidsFace: who would you say is the person you feel closest with on the board and if you have one off the board.
SoupSoupAD: on the board, i feel we have a bond cause we have go through it all together
ZippyAidsFace: so everyone
SoupSoupAD: you and i more so cause we talk about it all so much
ZippyAidsFace: suck up
SoupSoupAD: we both know what has gone down more or less
SoupSoupAD: im serious
ZippyAidsFace:
SoupSoupAD: gooch as well actually
SoupSoupAD: gooch and i have had our fights
SoupSoupAD: but we share so much history, like you and i, on the boards
SoupSoupAD: i also consider alkey a good friend
SoupSoupAD: which is why gooch pissed me off for awhile there
ZippyAidsFace: how so?
SoupSoupAD: i thought he was a little harsh on pat's baby: ymb
SoupSoupAD: i felt like he underminded it
ZippyAidsFace: with boredplanet?
SoupSoupAD: along with toronto not so hottie, rooner, and topper
SoupSoupAD: yeah
SoupSoupAD: it seemed so underhanded
ZippyAidsFace: I see
SoupSoupAD: i think pat was too close to the show too for it to work as well
SoupSoupAD: that was gonna be a problem
SoupSoupAD: he liked anthony too much
SoupSoupAD: silera as well
ZippyAidsFace: you think it woulda fallen eventually because of their closeness to the show?
SoupSoupAD: i love him and silera but they do have a strange affection for the show
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: the same was oa.com did and the same way wackbag will fail
SoupSoupAD: sorry to ignore your last question about top 5, i just wanted to expound on my thoughts
ZippyAidsFace: you said before that you believe stingray and froy both created their boards to get closer to the show because they were such fans
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: pat did too
ZippyAidsFace: do you think alkey created his for the same reason?
SoupSoupAD: yes
ZippyAidsFace: really
SoupSoupAD: absolutely
SoupSoupAD: i think that was his ultimate goal
ZippyAidsFace: to get an in
SoupSoupAD: yes
ZippyAidsFace: I never thought of that, pat seems to me to be such a care free person who didnt care much about that shit
SoupSoupAD: he is laid back for sure
SoupSoupAD: and carefree
SoupSoupAD: but he loves the show
SoupSoupAD: he wants to be part of it
SoupSoupAD: i really think
ZippyAidsFace: do you think it went to his head or would have eventually if the board did survive and he got some plugs?
SoupSoupAD: maybe im talking out of school but thats the impression that i get
ZippyAidsFace: would it have changed him?
SoupSoupAD: not as much
SoupSoupAD: he has a good heart
ZippyAidsFace: as much as froy and sting
SoupSoupAD: i think sting and froy want it more for selfish reasons
ZippyAidsFace: but they were assholes to start off with
ZippyAidsFace: for money?
SoupSoupAD: pat wants it cause he loves the show
ZippyAidsFace: I see
SoupSoupAD: money, fame, power
SoupSoupAD: froy used .com to make money
SoupSoupAD: he took money for bills that werent there
ZippyAidsFace: do you think it's right or wrong or even sad in some cases to yearn to be that close to the show as opposed to people who join cause they are fans and just wanna talk to other fans
SoupSoupAD: started a site to make money off the traffic he generated from oa.com
SoupSoupAD: i think if you want to be close to the show, do it the right way
SoupSoupAD: try and get a job with them
SoupSoupAD: dont exploit other fans to do it
ZippyAidsFace: speaking of which, what did you think of the people who actually paid the 20 bucks for the pool tournament that was held after the board had already been shut down? He was collecting donations towards a server bill that didnt exist anymore yet people still paid him.
SoupSoupAD: go intern with WNEW or XM
SoupSoupAD: i think its reprehensible but they are also at fault for being such lemmings
SoupSoupAD: they drank froys kool aid
ZippyAidsFace: Also the people who would say "well its froys board he can do what he wants". But once you have the members in essence paying for the site themselves, doesn't it in fact stop being his site exclusivley?
ZippyAidsFace: kinda like they're paying the rent while he owns the building
SoupSoupAD: yes, i think once you cross that line, you lose he right to be a dictator
SoupSoupAD: and they were not paying for the site, they were lining his pockets
ZippyAidsFace: yes they were
ZippyAidsFace: well he had to buy anthony, roger and people on the show christmas gifts
SoupSoupAD: so in essence they were not only not getting the simple respect they deserved, they were being used
ZippyAidsFace: they werent gonna pay for themselves ya know!!
SoupSoupAD: yeah so he could further his 'in' with the show
ZippyAidsFace: very true
ZippyAidsFace: is there anything else you'd like to say before we wrap this up with some final questions?
SoupSoupAD: i want to thank everyone who has taken the time to allow me to interview them
ZippyAidsFace: and I thank them as well
SoupSoupAD: i also want to thank everyone for being so candid
ZippyAidsFace: thats what makes these interviews so great
SoupSoupAD: i think theres a great big story to be told here
SoupSoupAD: and everyone has a part in it
ZippyAidsFace: and may I say you have been extremely candid with me today
SoupSoupAD: we are all pieces to the puzzle
ZippyAidsFace: and I am still waiting for my follow up interview fucko!!
SoupSoupAD: i tried
SoupSoupAD: oh i will do it soon
SoupSoupAD: i promise
ZippyAidsFace: good
ZippyAidsFace: now, who are your top 5 all time best posters?
SoupSoupAD: at the risk of being called a kiss ass.... you
ZippyAidsFace: naturally, I am a legend
SoupSoupAD: whackbagkid
SoupSoupAD: gooch
SoupSoupAD: the sleeper
SoupSoupAD: galt and dig
SoupSoupAD: I CANT LIMIT IT TO 5!!!
SoupSoupAD: its so hard
ZippyAidsFace: so you in essence went Over The Limit!!!
ZippyAidsFace: LOLOLOL
SoupSoupAD: LOLLERS!
ZippyAidsFace: ok anyway
ZippyAidsFace: some word association
ZippyAidsFace: I have a few here
ZippyAidsFace: lets start off with me
ZippyAidsFace: Gonzo
SoupSoupAD: the godfather of this thing of ours
ZippyAidsFace: Slash
SoupSoupAD: enigmatic
ZippyAidsFace: Seancold
SoupSoupAD: troubled
ZippyAidsFace: Gooch
SoupSoupAD: yenta
ZippyAidsFace: Froy
SoupSoupAD: smug
ZippyAidsFace: Stingray
SoupSoupAD: misguided
ZippyAidsFace: Goatweed
SoupSoupAD: who?
SoupSoupAD: just kidding!!!
ZippyAidsFace: exactly
SoupSoupAD: solid
ZippyAidsFace: Sleeper
SoupSoupAD: edgy
ZippyAidsFace: Alkey
SoupSoupAD: horny teenager
ZippyAidsFace: Silera
SoupSoupAD: fiesty
ZippyAidsFace: YMB
SoupSoupAD: good intentions
ZippyAidsFace: CDIH
SoupSoupAD: sincere
ZippyAidsFace: Wackbag
SoupSoupAD: fraudulent
ZippyAidsFace: OA.com
SoupSoupAD: fantastic chaos
ZippyAidsFace: and finally...
ZippyAidsFace: KeyserSoze
SoupSoupAD: seeking the truth
ZippyAidsFace: Mr. Keyser may I say it has been a delight and this has been a most scrumtruclious interview
ZippyAidsFace: I thank you for your time and your openess
SoupSoupAD: ive been staring at your balls the entire time
SoupSoupAD: thank you kind sir
ZippyAidsFace: Hot!!
ZippyAidsFace: no, thank YOU

Keyser Soze Wrote:gonzo is quite good, i'd like to hire him to do future interviews if he is interested.

Galt Wrote:I am most impressed with Keyser. Quite a head on those sexy shoulders; makes solid points, and raises interesting theories.

Best one yet.

outstanding interview. this yenta thanks you for the niceties. i knew you were pissed over the YMB/BP stuff...we, in retrospect...probably should have taken that up as a conversation than let things fester. by far the best interview..and simply, besides Gonzo's good subsituting for the legendary oauncensored, mostly b/c of Keyser's candor and observations.

Keyser Soze Wrote:funny, they never mentioned what i actually did to warrant being banned.