Why does ESPN show.... - yeah I know it doesn't go in this forum

[Suzie]

The spelling bee? And is there a worse way parents can put pressure on their kids? This is right up there with acting and beauty pageants.

[fbd]

for the same reason they show scrabble and juggling

[Suzie]

I actually like watching juggling. There was a cool troop performing during the WSP set at jazzfest, and I was mesmerized.

[Gooch]

poker rules. all else on ESPN can fuckin burn.

[Keyser Soze]

baseball tonight kind of rules

[Galt]

If you watch poker on TV, you are an idiot.

[diceisgod]

YEAH MAN, WE'RE GONNA PLAY TEXAS HOLD'EM FRIDAY NIGHT!!! THIS ONE TIME I HAD TWO PAIRS AND THE GUY NEXTTO ME DID TOO AND I LOST I WAS SO MAD!!

[jewdown]

fuck poker. bet on cocks

[GonzoStyle]

like roosters or actual cocks, cause if we're betting on who has the smallest dick on the board I am in like fuckin swimwear.

[jewdown]

why not both?
Im up for a game of cock, rooster, sizzors.
best two out of three?

[GonzoStyle]

whatever, set up the smallest cock betting line so I can collect some fazools.