Korn : Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain

[Keyser Soze]

"We don’t know how we lasted this long without witnessing the band Korn live, but somehow we’ve gotten by. However, from now on whenever these dudes play, we’re gonna make a point to be front and center. Who cares about seeing good music live, this stuff is wayyy more interesting. Fat, illiterate (yeah supposedly that bass player dude can’t even read his own name), wrestling fan jock dudes making dying animal noises over 3 chord chugga mosh riffs. Here’s the funny part… these dudes had been used to playing their own shows recently, and weren’t counting on the fact that at the KROQ “Almost, not really acoustic at all, we should’ve changed the name of this stupid thing years ago, Christmas” there would be 8 million people backstage able to clearly see that the band had another dude playing guitar behind a curtain. C’mon dudes… it’s not like yer the fuckin Stones or something man… when the word “cool” comes to mind, Korn doesn’t really pop into our heads. It’s not that precious and elite of a gig… just let the new ape with the 7 string guitar play onstage too, ok? The funny part was how the secret dude still made nu-metal faces while he played… check it out. "

[GonzoStyle]

yeah, what?

[Goatweed]

holy shit that's hilarious - Korn really does suck ass.

[drusilla]

huh

[The Jays]

i had to read the post three times before i realized keyser wasn't quoting himself.

[TheGMANN]

Im so glad Im not the only one who did that