I demand

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he's just trying to figure out why one is much smaller than the other....

why is that?

[Ken'sPen]

I shoot my load one nut at a time.

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Ken'sPen: Hawt Baux, coppelia

Interesting analogy. Very cultural of you.

I'm going to assume that you are Franz and Keyser is Swanilda.