Pro's & Con's of doing time at CDIH - ~~welcome to "The Hole"~~

FNMoron · 01-19-2002, 04:37 PM

Well, since it seems I'll be here for a while.... let's start a little list of the pro's & con's of being in solitary.

Pro's
* - I'm here by myself
* - you can all read my posts, but I don't have to be subjected to all of yours
* - I can finally finish reading War & Peace
* - I don't have to be subjected to Maynard and Alkey's homo love fests

Con's
* - I'm here by myself
* - you can read all of my posts, but I can't read all of yours
* - I left my copy of War & Peace under the couch in "The Pit"
* - It's only a matter of time before Alkey & Maynard are in here too

Kid A · 01-19-2002, 04:43 PM

Look at the bright side... we get to point and laugh at you. :lol:

Oh, and I hear the food's not bad.

FNMoron · 01-19-2002, 04:47 PM

Kid Afrika Wrote:Look at the bright side... we get to point and laugh at you. :lol:

Oh, and I hear the food's not bad.

ooh, shit... thanks Kid... i almost forgot those...

Pro
* - The cafateria serves a wicked meatloaf
* - I get to point and laugh at everyone on the outside

Con
* - The Meatlof looks the same coming out as it does going in
* - I'm not on the outside

Gooch · 01-19-2002, 04:48 PM

How are you gonna get any weed in here?

FNMoron · 01-19-2002, 04:53 PM

Gooch Wrote:How are you gonna get any weed in here?

well, it's a good thing I swallow all my seeds... now, I just gotta find a nice planter to drop a log in...and whammy, the crops are planted :eek:

WhipThisFez · 01-19-2002, 04:56 PM

Home made brownies.

How nice.

FNMoron · 01-19-2002, 05:00 PM

WhipThisFez Wrote:Home made brownies.

How nice.

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh... Brownies.... mmmmmmmmmmmm....
can i get a couple Girl Scouts too?

FNMoron · 01-19-2002, 06:16 PM

ok... here's a couple more that just occured to me...

PRO
* - I have a Forum that was designed exclusively for me
* - I can whore all I want to in here & nobody can complain but me
* - I don't have to pretend that I'm wearing pants anymore while I'm posting
* - I got a nifty new SIG out of the deal

CON
* - No chicks come to visit me here Cry

(where's that darned vg when you really need her?)
* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts
* - my sphincter is getting itchy from the fabric on my chair
* - I got a nifty new SIG out of the deal

fbd · 01-19-2002, 06:17 PM

FNMoron Wrote:* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts

you're not the only one

FNMoron · 01-19-2002, 06:24 PM

fbdlingfrg Wrote:
Quote:* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts
you're not the only one

DIE!

hot: faggit!

fbd · 01-19-2002, 06:27 PM

FNMoron Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts
you're not the only one
DIE! hot: faggit!

AHHH! i'm just SOOOOOOO scared of the guy behind the bars.
hey, look what i found in my pocket :fuggin:

FNMoron · 01-19-2002, 06:33 PM

you know fdbldouche, it wasn't funny in the other thread, what makes it funny here?

fbd · 01-19-2002, 06:35 PM

FNMoron Wrote:you know fdbldouche, it wasn't funny in the other thread, what makes it funny here?

what is this "funny" you speak of?

Maynard · 01-19-2002, 06:44 PM

:comes in a points at the freak behind the bars:

FNMoron · 01-19-2002, 06:47 PM

Maynard Wrote::comes in a points at the freak behind the bars:

no, dummy.... that was a mirror into the future :bouncer: