HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
Quote:I have to go to a Cultural Diversity training at 1:30...it lasts 3 hours...they're going to try to keep me from using racial slurs and all that good stuff...someone please kill me before 1:29.
I had to watch a tape once about this, but it was hard to pay attention to it with my Bosses and Co-Workers screaming in the backround "That Nigger got a Purdy Mouth!" and "I bet that Nip would look better with his head Lopped off !". Because you know, the best way to foster tolerance and diversity is to SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR FUCKING THROATS.
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HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
Sorry Dent, I'm not dedicated enough to support your plan. You'd probably have to killl me just after a short while. I'd probably cause you to get caught or foil your plans accidently setting off the secret detanator. Blowing up your secret compound. Sorry.
Speaking of super heroes....how lame was the guy Wonder Twin? The chic turned into an eagle, a bear, or some kewl animal but this guy turns into a bucket of water or a tray of ice cubes? Talk about getting jipped out of super hero powers. He must of gotten made fun of by the other super heroes.
Quote:Sorry Dent, I'm not dedicated enough to support your plan. You'd probably have to killl me just after a short while. I'd probably cause you to get caught or foil your plans accidently setting off the secret detanator. Blowing up your secret compound. Sorry.
That's OK. We could use a dupe. Like in "Spies Like Us" when you find out the CIA sent the two screwballs on a mission so that they'd be a distraction for the real mission.
Quote:Speaking of super heroes....how lame was the guy Wonder Twin? The chic turned into an eagle, a bear, or some kewl animal but this guy turns into a bucket of water or a tray of ice cubes? Talk about getting jipped out of super hero powers. He must of gotten made fun of by the other super heroes.
What's funny is there's a rumor on AICN that they are going to make a live-action movie based on those two. I REALLY hope its a comedy.
Like that one.... with the Shoveler, the Bowler.... although that was a wicked bowling ball. ..... what was that movie? ... and the one that thought he was invisible.
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
Quote:Because you know, the best way to foster tolerance and diversity is to SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR FUCKING THROATS
It was awful...they talked all about tolerance...basically I felt like it was a meeting to teach white people how to pretend not to be racist and offend anyone. F'ing stupid....then we had a special lesson on how not to offend gay people... :lookatme:
Oh no we took it back to far
Only love can save us now.....
Quote:I felt like it was a meeting to teach white people how to pretend not to be racist and offend anyone. F'ing stupid....then we had a special lesson on how not to offend gay people...
So in other words Polly, this was a "How to get along with Kid" training session?