Not another ken's pen thread

PollyannaFlower46 · 07-09-2002, 04:55 PM

I know the smell you speak of Ladi....it's kinda manly though....

Showers..... :loveya: Just gotta watch out for almost accidentally over flowing the tub....

Grumpy · 07-09-2002, 06:10 PM

I'd post something unfunney and unwity but I'd rather sit here and spank it to the conversation between the ladies.....

Tell me ladies....what other little secrets do you wish to share with us? We're all ears.....

onehung · 07-09-2002, 09:40 PM

Nice job grumpy.

crx girl · 07-10-2002, 03:50 AM

so, is this the bloody tampon thread? i didn't know it was possible to sync up over the internet, freakydeeky :thumbs-up:

oh, and uh, no redwings here, no thank you very much...

PollyannaFlower46 · 07-10-2002, 03:52 AM

I'm out of sync.... :-(

IkeaBoy · 07-10-2002, 03:55 AM

I'm not sure what's being discussed but I haven't anything to do.

Luna · 07-10-2002, 12:40 PM

Quote:i didn't know it was possible to sync up over the internet

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

LZMF1 · 07-10-2002, 01:12 PM

Quote:Has a guy ever gone down on you while your Aunt Flo visits? It happened to my friend, he didn't do the finger test and the chick didn't warn him:crackhead:

see that's just wrong....... crime scene sex is one thing because there is no need for foreplay, you kinda just slide right in and get busy because she's already "greased up and ready to go"!

but crime scene carpet munching:crackhead: :crackhead: :crackhead: no thank you.

PollyannaFlower46 · 07-10-2002, 03:02 PM

Quote:there is no need for foreplay

There's always a need for foreplay, thank you very much.

Galt · 07-10-2002, 03:03 PM

But.....but.....Baseball tonight's on in 5 minutes.

LZMF1 · 07-10-2002, 03:04 PM

well, not that kind of foreplay.

PollyannaFlower46 · 07-10-2002, 03:04 PM

Eat the bloody peach, the protein will do you good. :crackhead:

LZMF1 · 07-10-2002, 03:09 PM

an old buddy of mine who is jamaican once said "i don't eat nuthin that bleeds for a week and don't die"

so another friend of ours asked him "if you don't eat it, why do you stick your dick in it?"

and he replied "TO KILL IT!!!!"

me, i just can't drive myself to earn my redwings.......sorry

Arthur Dent · 07-10-2002, 03:13 PM

Is it true orgasms reduce menstrual cramps?

Crime-scene sex should be done in the shower so there's no clean up after.

PollyannaFlower46 · 07-10-2002, 03:42 PM

I don't know if orgasms help cramps...I'm way to icked out to even try. I do know that moderate aerobic activity helps.

Keyser Soze · 07-10-2002, 03:45 PM

i need to find myself a single version of spitfire.

Ken'sPen · 07-10-2002, 03:48 PM

Quote:i need to find myself a single version of spitfire.

Doesn't she have a website full of pictures of herself?