A friend of mine bought Nicorette gum but only to chew in bars since we can't smoke there anymore without going outside. I had a piece and it was the worst thing I ever tasted in my life. At first it was like chewing gum someone else had been chewing for the last 2 hours. Then all of a sudden you get this tingly burning type feeling in your throat. I'd rather try to quit cold turkey than have to chew that shit.
... I tried the gum.... I enjoyed the tingly feeling... it was interesting... and after having a piece of the gum, I didn't want a cigarette at all... it almost made me want to throw up thinking about it... like when Alex went to reach for the girls tits.....
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.