I just farted

Galt · 01-02-2004, 02:19 PM

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Hey Ladi · 01-02-2004, 03:18 PM

Adjective ... new
Job title ... tampon inspector
Organizations ... ASPCA, PETA, NRA
Individual trait ... loud
Verb ... run
Noun ... clock
Noun ... tooth pick
Plural noun ... 37 decks of playing cards
Group of people ... Eskimos
Celebrity .... Conan OBrien
Mammal ... dingo
verb ... eat

Galt · 01-02-2004, 03:28 PM

so I had to take some liberties

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Ben Affleck stars as Michael Jennings, a (new) (tampon inspector) hired by (animal rights groups) for specialized top-secret projects. Once a job is complete, Jennings routinely has his (loudness) (run) so as not to divulge any sensitive company (toothpicks) to future clients. Highly paid for his work, he expects to earn $4.4billion at the end of his latest 3-year project. But upon completion of the job, instead of a big paycheck, Jennings is handed a (clock) filled with (37 decks of playing cards) and told that he has agreed to forfeit all payment. With his loudness run as usual, Jennings has no way to prove them wrong until he discovers the (decks of cards) are clues to the puzzle that once was his past. But with (eskimos) hot on his heels, Jennings quickly learns that more than just his paycheck is at stake. In a race against time, Jennings must put the pieces together with the help of Rachel (Conan O’Brien), the (dingo) he has worked with and loved for the past three years who rekindles his memory of their life together, before the people he once worked for have him (eaten).
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HedCold · 01-02-2004, 05:38 PM

Adjective slimey
Job title dog catcher
Type of Organization nambla
Individual trait doofy
Noun goatee
Noun dildo
Plural noun hooters
Group of people ymb posters
Celebrity marlon brando
Mammal gorilla
verb masturbate

Galt · 01-02-2004, 06:09 PM

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</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="middle" align="left"><font color="#ffffff" size="1">Ben Affleck stars as Michael Jennings, a (slimy) (dog catcher) hired by (NAMBLA) for specialized top-secret projects. Once a job is complete, Jennings routinely has his (doofiness) erased so as not to divulge any sensitive company (goatees) to future clients. Highly paid for his work, he expects to earn $4.4billion at the end of his latest 3-year project. But upon completion of the job, instead of a big paycheck, Jennings is handed a (dildo) filled with (hooters) and told that he has agreed to forfeit all payment. With his loudness run as usual, Jennings has no way to prove them wrong until he discovers the (hooters) are clues to the puzzle that once was his past. But with (YMB posters) hot on his heels, Jennings quickly learns that more than just his paycheck is at stake. In a race against time, Jennings must put the pieces together with the help of Rachel (Marlon Brando), the (gorilla) he has worked with and loved for the past three years who rekindles his memory of their life together, before the people he once worked for have him (masturbated). </td></tr></table>