I'll take the rapist for 500, Alex

[Keyser Soze]

at least we know goat's dick works.

[GonzoStyle]

at least we know goat's dick works.

we do?

[Mad]

How could it not with a lifetime supply of Horny Goatweed.

[Keyser Soze]

kids dont grow on trees brah!

[Goatweed]

and neither do diapers

[GonzoStyle]

kids dont grow on trees brah!

like my uncle said one time, "just cause I got 5 kids doesnt mean I fuck a lot, just means i'm batting a thousand."

[Charles Manson]

she might have taken a mouthful, spit it into her hand, and tucked it up there. I think that's what my dad was hinting at.

[GonzoStyle]

One time when I was like 14 I jerked off and then went to take a shit. Afterwards I started to worry because I didnt wash off my pee pee and might have left some semen on the toilet seat when my cock rubbed on it. My worry was, what if my mom say down on it and her chooch rubbed on my semen and BAM! I'd have a baby son...brother.

[Keyser Soze]

what do they call your act?

[Gooch]

what do they call your act?

Evelyn Mulwray by way of Russian jew

[Keyser Soze]

no no no its THE ARISTOCRATS!!!

[GonzoStyle]

for those who were wondering, no my mom didnt get preggos from the toilet seat.

[Keyser Soze]

but she did get your semen on her ass, which is pretty creepy.

[GonzoStyle]

creepy only to a weirdo like you.

[Keyser Soze]

yeah IM the crazy one