the most romantic line ever

diceisgod · 03-26-2006, 04:38 AM

so I'm watching Heat and Deniro is trying to get into the librarian's pants and he's like: "yeah there are these iridescent algae that come out once year over the lake..."

I was just in awe, iridencent algae...whew her fucking pussy must of been like a god damn geiser. I mean I usually wait and try to work into the iridecent algae line, maybe make out a little or rub the clit, lick a tit but not this guy. He pulls out the iridescent algae line right away.

I'm getting all worked up here just thinking about the chicks I could get with that one. The iri-fucking-descent algae is the fucking penultimate way to guarantee that you get the pussy. I'm sure of it.

Hoon · 03-26-2006, 04:54 AM

that... or you could tell her:
'In my next life, I'm going to look for you harder and find you sooner'

yeah, try that shit.

diceisgod · 03-26-2006, 04:56 AM

nah that's crap....iridescent algae all the way

Hoon · 03-26-2006, 05:03 AM

but the odds are, shes seen the movie and marks you as an unoriginal fraud.

Arpikarhu · 03-26-2006, 06:06 PM

Hoon Wrote:but the odds are, shes seen the movie and marks you as an unoriginal fraud.

she would be in the majority

Black Lazerus · 03-26-2006, 06:13 PM

women don't watch movies like that

Hoon · 03-26-2006, 06:15 PM

i still say its too risky.

not to mention, to use that line you'd need to use it at a moment when you're alone with her, standing near a lake.... or at least be prepared to take her to this lake you're referring to.

that sounds like alot of work.

Goatweed · 03-26-2006, 09:09 PM

that's one of my favorite movies.

Mad · 03-26-2006, 09:15 PM

The bank robbery scene is one of the best moving battles ever. Excellent use of tactics and superior firepower, IMO.