08-11-2006, 11:15 PM
When women were all reserved and timid, eager to serve and obey their men and understood their roles as homemaker, wife, and stewards of the youth. She bore her children well and fed their little ones straight from the teets! And now they run around with their bossoms flopping about and their fingers too quick to rub their cooters and maybe even someone elses - ooo I'm one edgey lesbian! Now they're like I am woman, hear me roar! You've come a long way, girlfriend! Oh yes, you doth diddlely do'd it did darn doodlely doth deedlely diddlely....
"Paramecium Cereal with Chocolate Milk"