I have herpes

Galt · 10-25-2006, 06:45 PM

I'll put my herpes-free baby-like skin up against your ex-meth junkie pock-marked catastrophe.

Black Lazerus · 10-25-2006, 06:50 PM

i never did meth

Gooch · 10-25-2006, 07:04 PM

i think he's referring to Arpi.

Arpikarhu · 10-25-2006, 07:09 PM

Quote:Having herpes doesn’t mean a person has to give up on having loving, sexual relationships; however

gotta have one to give up on it. his admitted sociopathic personality precludes this from ever being a problem.

Quote:I'll put my herpes-free baby-like skin up against your ex-meth junkie pock-marked catastrophe.

he cant mean me cause i never did meth, was never a junkie, and have nary a pock mark on me.

your first swamp lip is gonna wreak havoc on your personal image. when that first one comes, and it will, (please, please, please), remember that somewhere i am laughing with glee.

Gooch · 10-25-2006, 07:25 PM

i meant he was talking to you with his post.

Gooch · 10-25-2006, 07:27 PM

what makes this thread so grand is there is nobody more deserving.

Galt · 10-25-2006, 08:23 PM

Yes, nobody more deserving to be carrying herpes, but not show any evidence, so I can plow through unsuspecting females, transferring my disease to them on a continual basis.

Is that what you mean? I get all the benefit of blowing a load, but also the joy of knowing I'm infecting them with my mark?

Ken'sPen · 10-25-2006, 08:24 PM

Galt has Herpes is to 2006
what
DIG loves heroin was to 2004

Gooch · 10-25-2006, 08:30 PM

Galt Wrote:Yes, nobody more deserving to be carrying herpes, but not show any evidence, so I can plow through unsuspecting females, transferring my disease to them on a continual basis.

Is that what you mean? I get all the benefit of blowing a load, but also the joy of knowing I'm infecting them with my mark?

wait till your mom gets it, smartypants.

reality bites.

Mad · 10-25-2006, 08:39 PM

I know someone who got herpes from his mom. She gave it to him when got a bad sunburn and was picking his skin, it's on his shoulder.

Did the doctor tell you if it was HSV-1 or HSV-2?

Because if it's HSV-2, you have a diseased cock.

Goatweed · 10-25-2006, 08:43 PM

Galt Wrote:Yes, nobody more deserving to be carrying herpes, but not show any evidence, so I can plow through unsuspecting females, transferring my disease to them on a continual basis.

that could make for a decent Movie Of The Week.

Luna · 10-25-2006, 08:46 PM

They made Valtrex for this stuff, you know.

drusilla · 10-25-2006, 08:48 PM

really?

Galt · 10-25-2006, 08:51 PM

Mad Wrote:I know someone who got herpes from his mom. She gave it to him when got a bad sunburn and was picking his skin, it's on his shoulder.

Did the doctor tell you if it was HSV-1 or HSV-2?

Because if it's HSV-2, you have a diseased cock.

1. And borderline 1 at that.

I'm fine. I appreciate you all worrying for my safety and wellbeing, but I'm the picture of health.

drusilla · 10-25-2006, 08:56 PM

the grossest thing i've heard so far is someone who got a yeast infection on his neck. i really have no idea how the hell that happened & for some reason i dont think i want to know.

Hoon · 10-25-2006, 10:22 PM

herpies is no big deal.
hitler had herpies and he went on to build the coolest cult in history.

Mad · 10-25-2006, 10:28 PM

Sleeper can hook you up with The Valtrex slut.