I got my wish but now I don't want it....:sadface:

[Abster]

I'll stop entertaining him, what else?

[GonzoStyle]

Just for that, im not telling you how she made me look like a complete fuckin fool today!!!

[Abster]

I take it back. I have to know.

[GonzoStyle]

Ok, I bow to her on this one cause it proves that to be a mean cunt you dont have to be smart.

It's not a brilliant ploy but it was good.

So she works weekends now that she doesnt work my shifts during the week, she is relegated to the evening and weekend shifts.

So we have a new engineer who is working for us and the guys been pretty fuckin bad, he forgets shit all the time, his paperwork is awful and sloppy. I told her how much I hate him and next time he pulls some shit, im gonna have a talk with him.

So I come in today and she left me a message on my voicemail about how he cancelled on two customers jobs for this coming week and that I should call her (this is where her slickness comes in).

So I call her and she says he canclled blah blah, I say oh well hes a lazy fuck. So she gets me all worked up about him, reminding me how much hes fucked up and then says that he has been doing this and that, etc.

So then i call him and I am like, Rich what the fuck man, youre cancelling on clients, sending reports in late, not getting the proper paperwork signed, etc etc. Plus you fuckin cancel jobs on two clients for thursday....

Then he in the calmest voice says "sorry Ed, but I didnt know my wifes CANCER surgery was gonna be this week......"

your wife has cancer?

uhh yeah, I told :her name here:

you did, oh well I musta missed that

yeah i GUESS so!

yeah, uh sorry buddy hope she feels bett....

yeah thanks I gotta go!

She totally made sure to not be specific on her voicemail to me and made me call her to get me all worked up, so I would have ZERO proof that she baited me.

I am sticking around today and waiting for her, so I can shake her hand.

[Goatweed]

where's the cancer?

[GonzoStyle]

cervical

[Abster]

Damn! What a meanass you looked like. Uncaring bastard! Shake her hand for me too.

[GonzoStyle]

Plus im out 40 bucks cause I felt bad and sent her some fuckin flowers and baloon.

[Abster]

It is entirely possible that he used medical and technical jargon and she had no clue what he was talking about.

[GonzoStyle]

possible but very unlikely, cervical she might not have gotten but cancer is cancer.

[Abster]

If you're gonna give her the benefit of the doubt then she got you good! Now it's time to plan your revenge.

[Mad]

Cunt cancer strikes again.

[GonzoStyle]

My revenge is the fact she works nights and weekends, so no matter what I won.

But her attempt was so awesome, I have to give her props cause I didnt expect it from her.